I am disappointed John Klingberg is still a Shark, but otherwise okay with the relative lack of movement from the Sharks. No need to give up key pieces of the future to chase a probable first round exit at the hands of the Avs.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

Me in a Nursing home in 50 years: “YEAH BUT LEBRON NEVER WON THE DURAMAX GRAND PRIX”

I want off the ride I want off the ride I want off the ride I want off the ride I want off the ride

Michael Jordan: Born to race, forced to ball

ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS SHORT KING

STILL TRUE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LETS FUCKING GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Michael Waltrip is interested in twinks, and Kevin Harvick is interested in feet. Learning a lot about the FOX NASCAR Team that I could've gone my whole life without knowing

- M. Waltrip

Sharks!

Leave it to an Andretti to be in everyone's way

The NASCAR O'Reilly Auto Parts Series: Where names are made The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series: Where twinks are made

Yes Conor Daly does know how to get around here. The problem is he doesn't know how to get around here quickly, which is why he's spotting in the truck series and not racing in Indycar at St. Pete

Of course the guy in the Epstein files is talking about running through twinks

And apparently Townsend Bell. Great thing I have headphones in blasting music while I do home improvements

Nice of TK to take a break from arguing with people on twitter about his poor decision making as McLaren's Indycar Team Boss to watch Dario

Getting extra eyeballs on the truck series, and rolling out the commentary trio of Jamie Little, Drunk Uncle, and Phil Parsons is certainly a choice

"I took some photos, but I didn't steal anything! And I only took photos because I got tired of dealing with the bosses idiot grandson getting special treatment." Is an incredibly hilarious defense

Tentatively the race schedule for the year is: •Trucks @ Darlington •Spring Xfinity @ Darlington •GTWC America @ Road Atlanta •Fall Xfinity @ Darlington •Petit Le Mans •Fall Xfinity @ Charlotte •Fall Cup @ Charlotte

First race of the year booked!

I uh hope this turns out more like Gordon in 1997 and less like Kenseth in 2009

Does anyone know what font they used for the number or a comparable one that I could use?

...also inexplicably your reigning Daytona 500 champion and current NASCAR points leader, woke short king Tyler Reddick

Atlanta is what Daytona and Talladega should be. Atlanta should be something entirely different. Still. Good race.

Sticker Count: Beau Reddick - 2 Chris Buescher - 0

Woke 2 (in a row)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw my driver do a victory celebration in reverse at Atlanta I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

THE YEAR OF REDDICK

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dumbass went for a gap that wasn't there at any point in time

Fucking dipshit in the 77

Does anyone know if the toe on Tyler's car is fine?

WORLDS GREATEST DRIVER EVERYONE

Jamie McMurray and Chris Myers during that segment

I know this is an incredibly massive long shot. But does anyone have or know where I can get a Steam key for the NASCAR Heat 5 Next Gen Update?

Austin Hill to the lead is my cue to go to the movies

What exactly does Rick Hendrick see in this guy?

Fucking dipshit in the 17

Best truck race on this configuration of Atlanta. I know that bar is on the floor, but that was pretty damn good.

This prompted another argument with my friends from New York and I've been told it's probably best for me to select a new team

David Stearns apparently legitimately did break me, this time last year I would've hated this photo so fucking much.

Chris Gabehart is going to jail man

If I was forced to babysit the owners idiot grandson, I'd do a little corporate espionage as a treat too

Mike Senica found new people to scam I take it?

Screw having another NHL All Star game, just have best on best countries every year man

Me yesterday after the race:

I thought they only did engine teardown for the championship race?