I saw the drummer from Angine de Poitrine's eyes and now I can't unsee them and can only see this guy from YuGiOh: Forbidden Memories.

Fuck it, I'm running too.

Anyways, fund the sciences.

Nervous

Goo Bowling

Dammit, he beat me to the joke

"Lalah... could have been a mother to me, Amuro." "...th fuc-" [Explodes] [Roll credits]

The last five Indycar races Ive been to since last year's 500 have been Gateway, Mid-Ohio, Milwaukee, Phoenix and today. Now, I'm not saying I'm Palou's bad luck charm. But I have been doing this in the stands. youtu.be/eojrxXWMdcU?...

Leaving pits open for the field to cycle through is one of the most asinine things they try to do. If you’re bitten by a caution, that’s a risk inherent to strategy.

Someone's going in the fence at the 500, aren't they?

Oh! It's David Attenborough's 100th birthday!

FUCK, THEY'RE ALL COPS

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

In a world of Cook Out Sons be a Cream Cheese White Boi.

A CAT ENTERED THE RING DURING BLUE PANTHER VS HECHICERO IN GUADALAJARA #CMLL 🤼

Patti Smith's debut comes across different now

Cocaine Rexy will heal America

Teddy Roosevelt keeps sitting up like The Undertaker.

I still encourage folks to fill out the Contact Us form anyway.

I don’t know what any of that means. Here’s a Jaguar XJR-14.

STARTED: 5th FINISHED: 20th No screenshot because there was nothing to really write about. About ready to hit the big ol' reset button on this series. @varcracing.com

It's more fun when you imagine Indycar decided no penalties because Santino lost out.

I OUTLIVED YOU, HR PICKENS!! I CRUSHED YOU INTO THE GROUND, AND NOW YOUR BONES TURN TO OIL BENEATH MY LIVING FEET!! I MARRIED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER, FILLED HER BELLY WITH MY FESTERING SEED AND SIRED A BOY!! HE IS MY FINAL REVENGE, HR!!

Halt! Hammerzeit!

Now, if I were Max, I would have opted to have not done that.

Heckling the opposing team's CF from the bleachers, but you're doing it as Jiminy Glick.

New band name idea: George doesn't want to go on the roof

STARTED: 9th FINISHED: 11th Ugh, at least it was only 60 minutes. @varcracing.com

ReReLoad

every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy

You know he's going to stay on beyond May purely out of spite now.

YOU PUT YOUR DUMB NAME ON A CASINO

STARTED: 7th FINISHED: 20th LAPS LED: 1/134 What a baffling fucking season. @varcracing.com

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

This nightmare cost us so much money. Help us out! Get the tote. membership.theonion.com/iw/?campaign...

This Pope know how to party or what?

I saw this and immediately heard didgeridoos.

Car lo-... hi-... front.

Now, I'm not an expert... but I don't think that car's supposed to be oriented in that direction.

Now, I know my ass would fall out of the truck getting in it angled down the banking like that.

Yeah, you'll have that in big time ARCA racing.

Well that was unnecessary. Nice save though.

Captain's log: Instead of 'Sid and Nancy', a grittier version called 'Sluggo and Nancy.'

The 7th VARC Indianapolis 300 goes green for a long time to end the race and the fuel mileage comes into play! It's @mooncraft.racing with a pass within the last ten laps to win at Indy!! 1. DREW!! 2. @kpokrefky.bsky.social (-.156) 3. @caeton.bsky.social (-5.555)

Came up JUST SHORT of defending my Indy 300 crown! I can't stress enough how much I look forward to this specific race every season. Saved just enough fuel! Most importantly, my power didn't get knocked out by the storms! @varcracing.com STARTED: 4th FINISHED: 2nd (-0.156) LAPS LED: 7/120