Jesus to his disciples:

A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago

In 2022, I saw the second night of this tour in Seattle. If this is the last year of the tour, I will have seen the second-to-last night of the tour in Chicago. Floor tickets to Paul McCartney. What. The. Fuck. (is also what my wallet said)

friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head friend: did it kill him me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you

It's Patti Eve. Get to hear Horses in full live featuring the surviving members of her band that recorded it.

GET YOUR SKYCARDS OUT

No, thank you.

F1 2 3 4 I declare a Thumb War

Soylent green is people and Bluechew is smurfs! (Credit to Edwin for that one)

As you can see, it wimdy out today.

Oh, holy shit, I just realized despite being on a Monte Carlo they still put the 'Pontiac' decal on the hood. LMAO

This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this

Thinking of the Chinpokomon South Park episode. "American President: big big penis, totally normally looking neck, no blow Bubba."

just scratched one of my balls all the way off

Going Winter NISing at Daytona in five minutes at twitch.tv/syrdygbytv.

IT'S ENDURO SZN!! We have two teams competing in the iRacing Suzuka 1000km Special Event tonight. Kyle/Burk in one car (streaming around 4:45 CDT) and Colby/Kite in the second car. Let's make an Acura eat!! STREAM: www.twitch.tv/syrdygbytv

@varcracing.com Enduro Team in stereo.

Why's he looking like an Auton from Doctor Who?

It's that classic love story of girl says "I love you" and boy says "i LoVe YoU, eAt ThIs DeAd SqUiRrEl WiTh Me, It'S gOt AnTiOxIdAnTs."

If I had a nickel for every time I travelled to Tulsa and the BOK Center to see a concert, I'd have two nickels. The weird part is I'm probably on my way to getting a third nickel.

Todd Parrott that's it I'll be a son of a bitch

People who did not grow up here will never understand the tears that just erupted seeing TOM SKILLING's name on this

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

"Hey, what's your favorite Stallone film?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq8D...

Schumer and Durbin meanwhile thinking if they let this slide, maybe Republicans will finally want to be their friend again.

"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril

Femus and Verb

STARTED: 3rd FINISHED: 5th LAPS LED: 3/81 Hmm, so two tires WAS the call. Congrats to @overshottae.bsky.social! @varcracing.com

Oh my God, I thought this was a parody by someone else for the past two weeks. No, this is real. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCt...

IT'S RACE DAY!! ...What turn 5?

The livery just looks right on a Corvette.

"Rare Earth" is the new "Rural Juror." The world's rare earths were worth their girth.

it's fucking stupid there's a senator whitehouse you can't have that name you idiot, you fucking piece of shit

It's the greatest week in iRacing yet again... Winter NIS in the 87 cars has returned.

Life's more fun when you yell "Damn ye!" like Willem Dafoe in The Lighthouse at every minor inconvenience.

Nice. Fuck off, Roz.

Imagining the CPR scene from The Office. "We OnLy HaVe MiNutEs To HaRvEsT. Thpthpthpthpthpthp cLaRiIiIiIiIcE."

jEsUs ChRiSt ThE rEaPeR iS iN tHe RoOm. GeT mE tHe FuCk OuTtA hErE.

Wind sounds like Worried R2-D2 is waiting outside

That's a great piece of art.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Gotta hit 'em with the ol' classic.

Had NJ race as a toss-up, so, that's wild.