No one: Absolutely no one: Me: "I should go to Kansas City for a weekend."

Oh, holy shit

FUCK YEAH, KID!! (They're doing burnouts here.) RACE 1 STARTED: 11th FINISHED: 7th RACE 2 STARTED: 3rd FINISHED: 10th (speeding penalty) @varcracing.com

Loooooooooooooool

I like Bluesky. I just had a lovely time in Canada. Maybe there's something to it.

Yall shut up, this truck is beautiful, I call it pretty pretty truck truck

Seriously what a treat he's playing Maiden deep cut 'Flash of the Blade' this tour. They've never played it live. (Featuring some 'Revelations' acapella)

I wanna go back

MOTHERFUCKIN BRUCE DICKINSON

It's breathing, right?

Someone celebrated @varcracing.com music race by having their pit crew dressed up as 80s Cher.

Vibin' in the Kiss car... with no hood. Good points day! @varcracing.com STARTED: 6th FINISHED: 6th LAPS LED: 54/200

Crack?

Zoo picture from last week that I completely overlooked.

RACE DAY!! And what a special one it is - The premier Tuesday night iRacing private league makes their first stop at Bristol in more than three years to celebrate VARC MUSIC RACE VIII!

I've read something that made me realize that, given that some birds have the ability to mimic humans, some dinosaurs surely had the ability as well. If you had a time machine and went back to the time of the dinosaurs, you could get a T. Rex to say "Deez nuts."

Man, I loved this game as a kid. Also, that theme had no business going as hard as it did. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFW...

i'm sorry if you're the person handing out 501(c)(3) status and someone says "this is the Savannah Bananas' non-profit" you have to say no, that is a lie, come back later

All ready to go for tomorrow night's 8th Bi-Annual Music Race at Bristol with @varcracing.com.

Me: what’s the most effective and simple move in a fight BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere

I always called the painting Scorsese Admiring Day-Lewis

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Jesus, the cars are so planted the bump 'n' run doesn't even exist anymore.

[ears perk up hearing "I'll Wait"]

Bon Appetit Bon Appetit to you all

Hit em with that ol' "Move y'ass"

GIVE. GIVE ME MORE GOODYEAR CHAOS. GIVE.

Look Gary, there I am

I know this is my go-to answer but I’m saying it anyway: we could solve a lot of young adult social isolation and radicalization by getting them involved in curling clubs

Screaming GUAAAAAAAARDS like Eartha Kitt in Emperor's New Groove youtu.be/pe1a-SKeUug?...

Me flying to Kansas City.

One dump One turd Two tits John Deacon

Imagining ET flying through space and gets jettisoned space-frozen piss stuck on the windshield.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

I don't believe you can sell your soul to the devil for success, but if anyone's did it, it's this guy with that dead in the eyes smile.

Vindication! I told you all Uncle Jawn's head did that on its own!

Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy

"I thought YOU had her!!"

Max Verstappen implies the existence of Min Verstappen

"Box to retire the car? IT DIDNT EVEN WORK TODAY"

Jeb!

Wow! We think it might be a best finish in team history, but Pokie and the Wolfman as the VARC Enduro Team cracked a P4 after a long race of attrition, great wet/dry tire strategy, and hot, nasty, badass speed. Now let's go to the real one!

The VARC Enduro Team rides again at Indy with @sethw.bsky.social and myself at 11am CT -> twitch.tv/kpokrefky

Back... and to the left.

Ironically, when RFK Jr uses one of those electric voice box contraptions that you hold up to your throat, he sounds exactly like Morgan Freeman.

STARTED: 1st FINISHED: 11th LAPS LED: 3/84 Well, it was going well until everyone broke out the battering rams.