A thorough 30 minute inspection per bite will bump your numbers @tufftitty.bsky.social

Just seen a guy driving his car down the street while using chopsticks to eat sushi. You never truly know what’s going on in other people’s lives

@varcracing.com Indy Kite took home the second W of the season in dominating fashion. Him and Colby ran 1&2 respectively for the vast majority of this race and Brody brought home a great top 10. Chandler got caught up in an early wreck that took him out of contention. 37: P1 71: P3 77: P9 95: P23

A long run to the end at Indy found Kite just RUNNING AWAY with it. He becomes the first repeat winner* in National Series VII!! Colby takes the points lead after Stephen runs short!! The Gauntlet begins!! 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. @blackstockalypse.bsky.social 3. @colby71.bsky.social

As god intended.

We race at Indy specifically to burn it down on the bricks. Yo soy Indy @varcracing.com

You can get a high quality bidet on Amazon for $40 and it will change your life.

Elliott Smith, Jason Molina, Phil Elverum kinda day

Unfair for them to advertise Busch Apple when it’s not in stores near me yet

I have precisely 2 heaters in my drafts.

Getting a Breztri prescription in order to support NASCAR

THIS WEDNESDAY Caeton Bomersbach and Tyler Tucker were unstoppable at Laguna Seca, dominating GTD and GS in the Coast Range Grand Prix. Their wins sharpen the championship battle, but with two rounds left, nothing is settled yet. Next: CORT #Y2M Oval Masters Series at Darlington Raceway, May 6.

Always a bigger fish #StayHumble

The internet will tell you that you can’t sing about fish fingers if you’re not British but they are wrong.

Need me a Big Red and Barbacoa stat

Palou has conquered the last frontier.

Found a stream and I’ll never go back. Fuck Fox.

The Fox Sports app has decided that it will show me every single commercial queued up for the entire race back to back before it decides to show me the race again so I am tuning out. Fucking awful.

Do you put your radishes on your tacos or do you nibble on them after a bite of taco?

That twerp

today i learned why they call them indianapolis cars @varcracing.com

@varcracing.com INDY 300 Colby and Kite ran up front most of the race but fell victim to incidents and fuel mileage respectively, Chandler held out in a *literal* tornado for a top 5, and Brody learned a lot in his first Indycar start to carry to the future. 37: P3 95: P5 71: P10 77: P14

Came up JUST SHORT of defending my Indy 300 crown! I can't stress enough how much I look forward to this specific race every season. Saved just enough fuel! Most importantly, my power didn't get knocked out by the storms! @varcracing.com STARTED: 4th FINISHED: 2nd (-0.156) LAPS LED: 7/120

The 7th VARC Indianapolis 300 goes green for a long time to end the race and the fuel mileage comes into play! It's @mooncraft.racing with a pass within the last ten laps to win at Indy!! 1. DREW!! 2. @kpokrefky.bsky.social (-.156) 3. @caeton.bsky.social (-5.555)

Can a white boy have a little brand loyalty

If nobody got me then the 12 team’s pit crew got me

If my name was Lance I’d be a Lance Cracker

They’re saying I shot a man named Gray

The other day I was chopping up an onion and then it turned really red

IMSA Classic 500 P7, out of 25 in class and 45 overall Super happy with this one. I didn’t have high hopes going into it but once we got into a rhythm we found the speed. Had a great time running it with @caeton.bsky.social, always a kick ass duo. @varcracing.com @peverlymotorclub.bsky.social

Mauer X Car for sale, barely rode.

PEVERLY MOTOR CLUB DUB #1 @caeton.bsky.social got it done at the Bullring! @colby71.bsky.social took the pole and led the first half, then Kite took the smarter pit strategy and took the lead and ran away with it. A great day for the whole team! 3 cars in the top 10. 37: P1 71: P2 77: P7 95: P16

A long night for Music Race IX but with Bob Dylan on the hood (CURSED!), @caeton.bsky.social becomes the ninth winner at nine different tracks thus far in National Series VII at The Bullring! 24 cars with music paints! 1. Kite! 2. @colby71.bsky.social (-.638) 3. @smoores02.bsky.social (-.756)

But then what if it snowed again

11:20 PM on a Saturday night. Is Last Resort by Papa Roach the most soulless track in the history of recorded music?

THIS WEDNESDAY Caeton Bomersbach kept his GTD dominance rolling, taking control in the second half of the Wiener Boi Challenge and never looking back. Tyler Tucker grabbed the GS win and takes over the points lead at the halfway mark of the season Next: CORT Y2M Oval Masters Series @ Richmond, 4/8

Seasonal depression over

We’ve been experiencing the horrors

showing up in the finger lakes asking wat kin glen do

@varcracing.com Kansas CHANDLER CARROL TOP 10 LETS GOOOOOOOO Nothing else matters. Nothing ever happens. 95 - P7 37 - P15 77 - P16 71 - P19

Sometimes I feel like the mental health is never going to be there again.

Spend half a year taking somewhat frequent trips out to the Bay Area and you start looking for quinoa an hour outside of Cleveland, Ohio.

Reach for the stars

Started eating mayo about 2 years ago and I still don’t really understand what it’s supposed to taste like

@varcracing.com Iowa 71: P2 37: P8 77: P16 95: P23 A night was certainly had for the Peverly crew in Iowa. Brody had a solid run, Colby and Kite showed good speed, and for f*ck sake if anyone can donate some luck to Chandler we’d absolutely take it. Poor guy cannot catch a break. On to Kansas.

Gotta hand it to Jinma Rides?

I didn’t take a screenshot but I know if anyone got me Drew got me. Shame Nate disconnected, we were gonna have a good battle to the end. P1 for CORT GT Road America.

Caeton Bomersbach controlled the final third of the CalSpeed Memorial Classic at Auto Club, capitalizing on Stephen Taylor’s late pit issue and edging Drew Glover by .25 seconds. With a win and a Top-10, Bomersbach leads the points heading to Rockingham. Next Up: February 25 at Rockingham Speedway.

First @varcracing.com race of the season is in the books at Atlanta. Not the best night for the team, but we had some high points and good things to take away and move forward next week. The pace was there, but no luck. We’ll regroup. Colby - 71: P3 Kite - 37: P16 Chandler - 95: P25 Brody - 77: P28