California hates freedom.

"How'd the IHRA get all this money to start such an aggressive expansion?" *New Owner* "Who's that guy?" A dude who wins a massive engineering company. "How's that make it's money?" Building all these factories and warehouses. daranahybrid.com

Caught Stealing is fantastic.

The funny part of this scene is it's just after John kills the guy by distracting him with the zing of a chop saw. Could've just lopped some bits off and made crude sandals.

Thank God. I just got a new submersible from my rich uncle.

Nothing but support for our generals keeping America safe.

Every time I watch the NFL I'm left thinking "safety equipment doesn't make anyone safer."

I swear to God that Tim Robinson got the idea for the Dan Flashes skits from Judge Reinhold's sweaters in The Santa Clause. Someone needs to ask him about that.

ChetGPT by Chet Hanks.

They should do Band of Brothers but for Vietnam. Might've missed the mark on getting Korea done.

You got games on your jandolfini?

Why's he got one eye closed to focus on the prompter?

@varcracing.com One of those classic Roush 3rd driver ends to the season.

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Shout out to the woman who reset the female solo cannonball record that's stood since 1956. 37:52 in a Nissan Altima.

"You can't defend your home in Whoville anymore because of woke." -The Grinch.

Phenomenal piece. Really good stuff.

I've been too lazy to do it myself but I'm glad someone did. If we're going 36 week format then this is the system I want. But I'd like to see the percentage for a win vs 2nd increased.

OUR HALF FULL SPORTS BAR EXPLODED IN JOY. SEVEN PEOPLE WEARING NASCAR SHIRTS. JORDAN GOT EVERYBODY. HE GOT 'EM ALL. DISCOUNTED! GANGSTER, PIMP, DON, GODFATHER. HE GOT 'EM ALL. EVERYBODY WANTED ONE OF THEM. HE GOT 'EM ALL. DISCOUNTED! A DOUBLE RAINBOW. GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN! GIVE IT TO ME AGAI

The fucking car go round business is now like real sports. Unreal.

Looks like everyone finally got as scared as I was.

"We're living in very historic times." I AM TIRED OF LIVING IN UNPRECEDENTED TIMES, JEFF. I AM TIRED.

Well I didn't have Linkin Park plays the Bahrain International Circuit Amphitheatre on my bingo card, either. Much less the follow up that they're playing at another race track in India.

Just learned you can't smoke on a sidewalk in Ohio and now I have even less reason to go there.

You can do a lot with CapCut but one of the things you can't do is type in a time stamp and that irks me.

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ONE YEAR OF GATOR MCKLUSKY 🎁🥳🎉

Dutch said he had a plan.

Gator's birthday, Superlicense points, Jepstein files, plaintiffs rest day.

That could have been a worse day in court but I think that would have required a severe bout of incontinence.

A Napa #9 car with Chase Elliott on a competitor's network is the most red flag shit if you're a network executive. It's honestly amazing with how close to that line McLaren gets.

It's hard to conceptualize a NASCAR without the France family and every version of it that I come up with is worse than the reality we live in. Better the devil you know.

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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Never had "Suit of the Trial" going to Austin Dillon but here we are.

I don't think Childress' testimony is gonna live up to the hype. The judge is in hurry up mode. Tabloid shit is gonna illicit a reaction from him that neither side wants to feel the wrath of. I expect him to offer testimony that supports what Heather Gibbs and Bob Jenkins already testified to.

You know that game of Magic The Gathering they just wrapped up went so hard.

Dutch said he had a plan.

Incredibly funny that the first question of Ask Jr in a sea of lawsuit questions from the chat is "how's the Christmas shopping going?"

Stirring the Ziti sauce with an unlit cigarette in my mouth for The Don (Elizabeth) because he said so.

They should put the winner's tech on Flo. I wanna see them tear the car apart and find the illegal sway bar bushing.

"Oh, brother. They're still making jokes about that."

They turned Carson Brown into Lightning McQueen.

Elizabeth is not going to take it well when she reads what Tarantino said about her favorite actor.

NASCAR can promote the derby on x to make itself look inclusive for 13 minutes but can it send some fucking air titans? No. Also someone send a Cessna for Weaver so that sumbitch doesn't have to drive from Florida to North Carolina tonight.

Nice of Bill Joseph to confirm Max in fact lost because he didn't have a teammate.

Zak about to text Alex that selfie with a middle finger emoji like he's Brooke C.