@varcracing.com this is required homework and if you don't watch it then your minimum consecutive completed Tuesday practice laps number increases to 30.

He won pole at Auto Club last spring, won pole in an IndyCar at Auto Club like two years ago, but Jason Fellenbaum said his pre-race odds were +4000. Well, that's why gambling is a scam folks.

And then my dumbass teammate made the "fuck your teammate over championship" so we have to rig it. Rule #1: Fuck The Casino.

Won my first race hours before the 28th anniversary of Dale winning the 500. I've won the Rolex 24 and the Indy 500. Countless Talladega races in open and closed wheel cars. This one just hits a little more than the others...

Every man on every crew has come out to the edge of pit lane to congratulate The Man In Black.

@varcracing.com it was destiny.

All speedweeks they've been saying "Dale, this is your year. Dale, this is your year." WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM. DID IT RIGHT.

Tell Dale Jr to find his own way home. Jet's stayin' at LAX tonight.

It takes being supremely stupid to see one email of Michael Waltrip mentioned regarding phone call with Sarah Kellen regarding her relationship with Brian Vickers and Jeffrey Epstein and your main takeaway is that Michael Waltrip is involved in an international sex trafficking ring's cover up.

I wanted a good Daytona 500 so bad today and I'm just so very thankful for the outcome. It was a great day.

Cmon Bubba. Do it for Dale.

We gotta take the spoilers off these cars and board up the lower stands or else this is the rest of our lives.

Much like Formula One the Daytona 500 is very much a race you need telemetry to comprehensively view.

Connor, no baby. No.

LED A LAP. POUR IT UP.

RIP Mickey Thompson. You would have loved Baja in the Starlink commercial.

My annual gripe that the Daytona 500 should pay stage points at Lap 100 with a 100K bonus for leading the lap and that there should be no stages or stage breaks.

Today is the 25th anniversary of 2001 Duels. Dale used a four tire strategy to drive to the front late in 125-1 after having handling issues on two in the Bud Shootout. A late race caution set up for a one lap dash with Dale leading.

Now Foyt has hepatitis and Petty blew up. What a Thursday.

It's my fault for putting on the '74 125s because now I'm too invested in George Follmer wheelin' it.

I hope everyone finds someone who loves them as much as Australians love drinking from footwear.

What a pack of dumb motherfuckers. All they had to do was lay off him after he was shoved into the stratosphere.

He learned a lot but unfortunately he only learned how to do dumb shit.

You really gotta wonder how good the money is for Joey Gase to keep sending a car to the graveyard every time she gets behind the wheel.

Your brain when you think the Xfinity Series is better than Cup compared to normal people.

We're really just throwing nicknames at the wall and seeing which ball of shit sticks.

Fuck SMU. Have another death penalty.

I'll be issuing invoices to every person who said they would use more practice time if provided and now half the field is proving me right by parking it.

That was a good ARCA race all things considered.

It's Reim Time.

GTAV in 2026 is a vibe because your sleeper cell might be activated by Justice, M.I.A. or Soulja Boy.

Black Flag: too cute for a truck race.

Drove a perfectly clean Daytona 500 for a T10. Helluva job.

The thing about the Truck Series is finding out what Travis Pastrana has to say isn't enough to keep college basketball off air. That sucks dude.

Chandler "The Pastor" Smith. No one is being godly enough and he's gonna fill that void.

What a phenomenal dick measuring contest where both guys end up being smaller than the other somehow.

AT THE LINE, MAR-VICK.

It's crazy they did a whole RAM show and didn't factor in the whole first race conclusion episode. I wanna watch them Gunther Steiner their way through this race.

We made it out of this race without the guy who has never done a hot pit stop from creaming a Jackman at 45. That's a win. But we ain't ever gonna see Tony again lol

Daytona Beach Journal putting a paywall on truck qualifying results is a really dumb way to convey your legacy media company offers value to people who don't reside in the Volusia County area.

It's literally the white boi equivalent of the Druski "and what do you mean by that" gif.

@mearn.me Congratulations on your fella becoming honorary starter. Big day.

25 miles to go. Here's 8 ads.

I like that they made each duel 250 miles.

Really excited for Ryan Blaney's upcoming appearance in a Taylor Sheridan program.

The T Mobile BBT ads would be less cringe if they just let him wear one of his Steampunk Pirate ass looking fits.

Whoever nut and bolted the flywheel and clutch on the 77 is having a bad day