I think the only way the CFL news could've been worse was if the first game of the new regs was the Grey Cup.

Alright who slipped the special brownies on the press box snack table because look what they did to my boy.

This tire is a huge win. It's created the "three races in one race" dynamic with this distance race. Formula NASCAR delivers.

Gotdang rookie drivers runnin' 'round like they never run a gotdang CARS Tour race at PussyWillow Motorplex and it shows!!!b!

Steve Letarte was never at New Hampshire as a child and I don't know why he's dying on this hill.

Steve The Tarte and Chef Burton live on NPC Sports with He Diffley.

Wow it's Skrrt Busch. I saw him race the video game.

Having Game 7 PTSD from this anthem.

Thinking about how close we came to a Roger Penske Casino in DT Vegas.

There's nothing worse than the most annoying guy in the campground also being most likely to have snuck a gun in.

I'm shocked the guy who said the driver was the problem at Monza said the driver isn't the problem in Baku only for the driver to still be the problem.

Suck my nuts, spaghetti head.

My racing series went to a country doing sportswashing and all I got was this terrible race.

Huh, didn't know Liam Lawson dated Nazis.

Must be a charity event before this rain hits where the entry cost is 20+ seconds of track position.

Alex Albon is a bozo.

RIP Yuki. You tried so hard, didn't get so far, and in the end it hasn't mattered since April.

Justin Rector Voice: HAMMYYYYYY

I'm gonna slap Jim Hunch in the mouth.

Cup doesn't start for an entire business day yet. This fuckin' race better be Wacky Racers or I'm writing Mr F1 and tell him to put lights on that fuckin' castle.

It's a hate crime because I hate seeing JD go from 1st to 5th on a restart.

Steven Snyder Jr is gonna get left at the gas station for that choke.

Fuck I missed when High Limit got the Pink Floyd C&D.

Of course there's a horse painted in the flag with a rider holding a Charlie Kirk flag parading at Eldora.

Someone has gotta give the computer a smack at Eldora.

The fuck do you mean Brooklyn Newman is racing 602s. What the fuck.

Tell em I said "fix it again, Tony." Will ya Jeff.

The standout car from the test was Logano and it was proved by Blaney's pace. Bell isn't up on the chart but the car looks consistent. TrackHouse looks like they left everything at the House.

All three of them should have a CAT scan and an MRI to locate the three brain cells that said "wreck for 20th in a truck race."

Karma is kicking Chandler Smith in the dick and I enjoy that.

SRO is an affront to God.

Haven't watched any F1 yet but I am absolutely certain no one there will succeed at beating Jason Alexander for Bozo of the Week. COSTANZA? MORE LIKE CANTSTANDYA!

I'm sure Tyler Ankrum has a fan somewhere but I've never seen 'em.

The fact we made it through the NASCAR season and they sang O Canada before The Star-Spangled Banner at all the northern races is remarkable.

I'm not mad I didn't wake up for F1. Woof. I'm mad I've been up for 40 mins and forgot about the fuckin premier open wheel racing event of the weekend, NHMS Mods.

We're rounding out Jochen Rindt week with an investigation into what happened to his team and loved ones in the wake of his death. deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/what-happe...

No one gave a shit when he attempted to run for President. They just might start if this keeps up.

"Do you think it's fair to say that TV prefers playoffs over a 36 race schedule?" "I don't know." said the man who is inside the meetings discussing this exact topic as the drivers representative.

Even the announcement graphic makes him look like a fuccboi.

Many are saying.

You ever think about how we could've had a Gord Downey and Eddie Vedder duet? Me either.

-150 in iR *but you had fun*

Dirty Drivin' Drew Glover converted my choke of this track position to a win with my strategy. @varcracing.com remains undefeated on Tuesday nights.

Thinking about those beans (Jordan Taylor driveway kart races)

AKSHUAALEY STEFANO DINNT SAYTHAT

ready 2 @varcracing.com music race

@hajimoses3.bsky.social watching this Charlie Sheen documentary and there's no mention of his dirt racing career?