FIRST OVER WICKET!!! Not as fun as the first ball one in 2021 but damn will we take it.

AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE

NO. DO NOT SAVE THE KING.

Piastri in desperate need to make up ground on Norris this weekend and the first Ashes test where Australia’s without Cummins and Hazlewood about to start. Might do some incantations to help the Australians around the world in their fight against Angland.

The brats are running around again

Carmel could become 1st California city to permanently ban pickleball abc7.com/post/pickleb...

RAHHHH ASHES CRICKET TONIGHT

Rat boy! I resent that.

I don’t even remember it’s Wednesday any more

The Ashes is in less than 24 hours

That’s money well spent

With malice toward all and charity for none

I’m at a special A24 screening of Sean Baker’s Red Rocket, which is being screened in celebration of Texas cinema. Overall, I’m skeptical of the move to make Texas a "film state,” which seems mostly geared towards the objective of working around unions.

Austin is a main character city for Reddit moderators

Work crush is in a relationship

There needs to be a song about how you should stop believing

Not much to add to the Nuzzi news except that I needed to flag this to @mearn.me

Funniest face she’s ever made

I am sleepy. How do I fix this?

She was in a racist group chat posting feet

Watching Talladega Nights to further besmirch the otherwise good name of NASCAR.

Time to give the new Ken Burns docu series a go.

Just rewatched the OBAA road chase scene and started laughing at how lucky we are.

The Spurs have a sponsored dance off meter that measures fan support as credit scores. I wish this was a joke.

What a great early window

Broc vs Chaz. Frat Fight for the Supercars Championship

Like NASCAR, we have one polar bear in Arlington, Texas. Sorry, Kai Allen.

Another wasted year of Tickford fandom

RIP Cam

Oh lawd she posting

Chaz Mostert has won three straight races since teaming with Will Power. I am saying there is a coincidence.

Don’t care that Texas lost. Was already sold that this season was a wash. Time for Sandown and Macau.

Ban sports betting

I hate GT3 racing. I hate Macau. For some reason I like the GT3 races at Macau.

Macau? I thought it was your cow?

Not that I like it but Supercars’ Finals are bound to be less contentious than NASCAR’s because the former has much worse parity and it notably is not winner takes all for the finale.

So whoever the other two finalists may be I think the title fight is clearly going to be Mostert vs Feeney.

OUR CHAZ is into the Grand Final

First good use of an onboard for a pass ever because the side by side contact with the camera was pretty rad

Big things are happening

The first Sandown race so far

We’re back

Did the Supercars stream just cut out for anyone else?

The famous Alice banana pancakes?

David Reynolds is gonna be the only full-time driver from 2012 that’s full-time on the grid in 2026 and he’s going to be a Chevy factory driver. Hell world.

Won three Bathursts as a co-driver whereas Whincup has not won it as a primary or co-driver since 2012.

Garth Tander has announced his retirement.

A few what?