Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

Mysterious Aisles: Coffee and floor polish. Clocks and Boxes: Garlic and cat trays. Champagne Charlie & the Amazing Gladys: Tea, raspberry jam, lemon-peel and the London sewer system. The Grimsdale Claimant: bergamot.

This will make everyone normaller

YOLO until you FAFO

5pm. The work day is finally over. It's squid and pomegranate time.

Hello #PortfolioDay I’m Andy and I do stuff like this. Get in touch if you’d like me to do stuff like this for you! #SciArt

Saying you a book you were assigned in English class was not enjoyable is no more meaningful than saying you preferred a different landform to the one you studied in Geography, or that you didn’t care for the flower you dissected in Science class. It’s not the goddamn point.

My other literature opinion is... You know those humorless librarians in the 1990s and 2000s who warned that the Harry Potter craze would yield kids who only read Harry Potter? And how they were mocked as shriveled old killjoys? Told that HP was a doorway to reading? Apology when?

Genres aren't real. They are mental projections we impose on stories to simplify the way talk about and sell them but stories come unshaped from deep within us and writers shouldn't feel constrained by or even respect genres at all. The story comes first.

Was just reminded somewhat randomly that Benjamin Franklin was happy to publish ingredients for an abortion-causing drink in 1753 and that the book (THE AMERICAN INSTRUCTOR) was in print until 1812.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673

Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.

You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up

15 years of every C suite going “we need to fire the skilled workers and do more internet” and this is how every business works now.

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

what exactly has gotten better for the average person in the past 20 years with all the innovation such as AI, exactly? what's the social use case here

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

I’m a little surprised that my new novel ‘The Grimsdale Claimant’ won me the Nobel Prize in Literature, but I’m not letting that go to my head. It’s still available at the same price. Books2read.com/GrimsdaleClaimant

I’m a little surprised that my new novel ‘The Grimsdale Claimant’ won me the Nobel Prize in Literature, but I’m not letting that go to my head. It’s still available at the same price. Books2read.com/GrimsdaleClaimant

To make up for how Power Rangers is an old Japanese show they filmed additional scenes with Americans for we should do the opposite and make the casts of Law & Order SVU and Grey’s Anatomy stop a couple times an episode to fight people in werewolf costumes

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

imagine overhearing your 12-year-old threaten to fuck their opponent’s mom over Xbox live and they are speaking to Bashar al-Assad

To be able to say stuff like this with impunity is as good an indication as any of how the media & almost democratic institution has failed over decades. Forget comparisons with 1930s Germany: this is the key aesthetic of a genuine American fascism. Not coming or threatening, but fully in place.

You know this was an AI call. I'm sure Miller and company did do this and Trump thought it was real. I don't even think he's lying. I think they're just feeding him a bunch of AI crap hour after hour.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But when I became grown, I put away childish things. Then when I became a bit more grown, I rebought those same childish things from a vintage reseller and kinda don’t know how to feel about it

Reading a comic about a curious character named ‘Morbius’. They ought to make a film about it.

these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

If the industry can be killed by asking permission from artists it should be killed by asking permission from artists.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Tolkien could have listened to the first five Black Sabbath albums.

This is your annual reminder that in 2005 I saw Bobby "Boris" Pickett live when he was a surprise guest at a Rocket From The Crypt show. He sang one song ("Monster Mash") and prefaced it by saying, "Elvis said this song was the stupidest thing he ever heard, but he died on the toilet, so fuck him!"

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

I think it should be socially and legally acceptable to smack these clean off somebody's face if they're filming you against your will

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

I wish I could explain to the "we're doomed" folk that it usually takes a long time for a species to go extinct. Understand? We're talking generations upon generations before the last human. So if we're going to be around for a while either way, we might as well make things better instead.

Coca-Cola Coke Zero

Manhattan Midnight — Ellison Hoover, c. 1935 Lithograph

Imagine you're at a writers' retreat with the lads and you're all showing off a draft after dinner and then your mate's girlfriend goes here is the novel Frankenstein which I just wrote

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1666

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

Average man, average man Median height, weight, and arm span Fits a shirt, medium size Airplane legroom will suffice Is he strong? Bro come on He ordered dumbbells off Amazon He won't drive into town Transit pass gets him around Look out! Here comes the average man