Fuck I just remembered the first book takes place in 2026 I am old and also society has failed.

I mean some of the cabinet and senior advisors I'd go a little further

Surprised JD Vance wasn't able to close a deal with the Iranians. His only skill is saying whatever people want to hear.

My primarch

If in 2026, you are STILL saying 'why didn't X survivor/victim of sexual assault go to the cops or prosecutors?' then you cannot be trusted to drive a car or live by yourself because you are ignorant.

There are people out there claiming some of the Artemis II photos are improbable, even impossible, so I made this graphic to clear up how space photography works

All my stuff is going to whoever shows up shirtless in a field on the next full moon and wrestles any other claimants to the ground to declare victory

they had our number when they said they couldn't retaliate against us for killing their national heroes because our heroes are cartoon characters

Network TV, 35 years ago.

Vance hit em with that power word kill like he did the pope

Not completely related but Rhea Seehorn's hair in House of Lies went so hard

How tf does a franchise with many games spanning multiple console generations lie stagnant. Like we can't get one more Blood Omen to wrap it up what are we doing as a society

Sometimes my brain fires randomly.

I saw Princess Bride in an indie theater and the director of the theater was like "don't quote the movie" and the packed audience was like "ok fuck you nerd" it was glorious seeing children cheer when Montoya murks the count was peak theater for me

Social media should have stopped at guestbooks and newsgroups lemme tell you people were already pieces of shit on those mediums and it has not gotten better

I love you. I do not know you but I love you, I love humanity, I love the spirit that exists within us all that overrides the terrible shit and the daily horrors.

ppsssst, love you pass it on

Rare YT channel I have the bells on because it explains anime I'll never watch in a funny way

It is crazy that Dr Pepper hasn't given the Dr Pepper Guy an ad campaign of some kind. Like if you fuck with a lot of streaming you know who it is

If you bought my book THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO JAPANESE YOKAI and enjoyed it, I would appreciate it sooooo much if you could leave a review on Amazon! Even a small one like "Loved this book!" really helps. It is quantity of review, not quality, that drives algorithms. www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Gui...

And they didn't even do it with SpaceX or Blue Origin. This wasn't bullshit space tourism shit with faulty rockets

Just saying, if the Artemis II crew's first words after getting out of the capsule aren't "Moon's haunted," I'm going to lose a little bit of respect for them.

SPLASH MOTHERFUCKIN DOWN

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

Guy who got into politics producing ads depicting Obama as an African tribesman: I have compiled a list of people you must disavow if you want to be in our party, the Democrats

*DNC furiously taking notes*

Thr thing about Hasan Piker is that while he's aggravating Ethan Klein is fucking GROSS

Let's check on how rabid Zionist Ethan Klein is doi-OH MY GOD

TIL Bryan Cranston rode horses at Spahn Ranch and met Charlie Manson when he was 12 like a year and a half before the Tate-LaBianca murders

I keep coming back to this.

The thing about Bryan Cranston to me is yeah he's easily one of the best actors of this century but before he popped off he was a worker: he did VA for Power Rangers and anime, he did bullshit roles, he worked all kinds of bullshit jobs: homie was a HUSTLER and never gave it up.

life hack for white people that will definitely improve your trip to japan

that china cold war piece getting some "he doesn't mean cold war like ACTUAL cold war he means like intense marketplace of ideas competition" and 1. lol 2. your writing sucks at communicating that if so 3. we have china hawkery now! and it's all "ban their efficient cars while we make garbage"

JD Vance took a break from cupping Viktor Orban's balls to tell the press "it would be dumb" for Iran to withdraw over the attacks on Lebanon. Bitch Trump said in a Truth Social post the ceasefire applied everywhere you fucking agreed to it

a ceasefire but it’s me saying i’ll stop beating you up and then immediately grabbing you by the arm and making you punch yourself in the face while i scream “quit hitting yourself quit hitting yourself“

Yoooo

found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god

please help hammam and abood

if you ever find a post end up on Discover: step one: mute the thread and forget you made it step two: go through the next day and detach *then* block anyone whose quote didn't agree with you or yes-and your bit enthusiastically enough

Dreamcast was better

Not really an answer but I like if you put the SotN disc into a CD player the Alucard VA called you an idiot and then did a sick opening Castlevania theme

I had to think about this I think Night Trap for the 3DO.

Every Call of Duty.

NES

There's a ring of wizardry at the Waterdeep Inn in BG1 but you either need to tab to show it or know the map coordinates. I know the map coordinates.