Y'all forgot that Macho Man will forever stop any rapture

Eastman and Laird played with the idea of a 5th Turtle named Kirby because of their mutual admiration of the King of Comics, so non-renaissance artist Turtles ARE valid!

look i actually agree with the president about Tylenol which is why when i become president we are making Dilaudid available OTC

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

rip dave brockie. you would have loved feeding a papier mache version of this dingbat to a dinosaur

degree of guilt and involvement doesn’t matter anymore past a certain point, because at that point the penalty must be death. i hold that this point in the context of WWII germany should have been “member of the nazi party or its governmental organs”

“i just didn’t ask what happened in the camps despite evidence proving i visited them”

Truly cannot emphasize enough how utterly terrible it was for her 27 years ago Imagine revenge porn, but blasted by Letterman and Leno every night. And she’s at fault, not Clinton. Oh also she’s “fat”

Tylenol’s lawyers

"I never thought my personal info would be exposed" say members of the exposing people's personal info app

i really have not seen yglesias et al reckon with the fact that kamala ran exactly the campaign they would have suggested and lost.

beautiful day for GUTTER

beautiful day for GUTTER

thug it out and ball, pussy

If you do oral in 40k people think you follow Slaneesh

Morn is a significant part of why I like DS9. He's a great running joke I like when characters just describe shit he does even though the viewers never see him do anything, like the time he ran around the promenade screaming "we're doomed"

Ice Cream Man is just a solid horror comic. It's really good highly recommend

I think lotr is best understood through an asexual lens

It's funny to see people's response to rapture talk like this is the first time soem people started rapturemaxxing online

I took a train from Houston to Montgomery once and it took 24 fucking hours because of this

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

"Any last words?" the soldier asks as he ties me to a post. "I've cancelled you in my mind," I whisper as the blindfold slides over my eyes. I smirk before the bullets hit me.

Fantastic thread

imagine thinking you can cancel gwar or make them do anything but laugh at you

the fact they're out here running "abigail spanberger will trans your kids" against one of the most conservative candidates out of the Democratic Party is a great example of why actually standing up for trans people, especially kids, is the only way to go

The only time I ever moved for a job was to Dothan AL a little town on the road from Montgomery to Panama City. I was in a shithole apartment by myself with no people around me for a year and literally all I did was read Warhammer novels at Barnes and Noble when I was off work

My first job at 15 was a game store so I knew about Warhammer but I didn't really get in until like 2002 or 2003 whenever the Eisenhorn omnibus came out and I immediately owned up until the mid 2010s every BL novel published.

I read this blog years ago but it's a proper theologian doing a read along blog for Left Behind and it was amazing.

Always love a chance to share this image

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Pat Benatar: we are young Me: kinda PB: heartache to heartache we stand M: preach PB: no promises, no demands M: yes, freedom all the way babe PB: love is a battlefield Me, revealing I am a Quaker: get the fuck out of my house

checked in on how history's greatest poster is doing

i love goth bitches, that's my fuckin problem

did you guys hear Donald Trump said Jungkook isn’t even a good dancer

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

that's really the crux of it for me. i would, genuinely, be willing to accept Dems playing up the moderate appeal for the sake of incrementalism and harm reduction and best possible outcomes if it had worked since nineteen ninety god damn two

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/

Understanding that billions of people have lived before you, live with you and will live after you, and an infinitesimally small number will be remembered for even as short a time as 100 years. I am irrelevant. This is the truth that I’ve come to see as most terrifying to ppl w/ status and power

It's alarming to consider but I think there is very much a non-zero chance when he kicks people aren't gonna believe it and think he'll show back up through the power of God and anime or whatever

Just saw the Muppet Show announcement and am reserving judgment. ABC did not understand the Muppets, like, at all. Even Jason Seagal got that the Muppets are fundamentally uncynical even when making adult jokes. Obviously won’t be consuming anything on Disney+ right now anyway, but even so.

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

The Gulf Coast states have good food with the exception of AL and MS and it's because no one that's not like forced to move to AL because of the air war college would willingly do so