Apparently dog show competitors need to be screened for ... cocaine? Welcome to the world of illicit dog show doping. #dogs #pets #dogshow #weird www.jezebel.com/dog-show-dop...

Five Hollywood juggernauts ... that all got boat raced by Obsession, which just became the highest grossing film ever made for less than $1 million. #Obsession #horrormovies www.jezebel.com/obsession-bo...

Graham Platner’s scandal catalog hits new low after woman accuses him of sexual assault. #GrahamPlatner #Senate #Maine www.jezebel.com/graham-platn...

Now it’s Mitch McConnell’s turn to field “Is he alive or dead?” questions--the senator's team still won't even confirm if he's conscious. #MitchMcConnell #senate #transparency www.jezebel.com/mitch-mcconn...

There are stories that make you sympathize with the bullshit experienced by workers, and then there's something like this, which is on an entirely different level of BS. Truly outrageous, to lose the job where you're making $200,000 per year over accusations of stealing a $2 cookie.

FIFA is so shamelessly corrupt, they’ll change their own rules at Trump’s command. But hey, at least Balogun gets to play! #WorldCup #FIFA #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/fifa-world-c...

FIFA is so shamelessly corrupt, they’ll change their own rules at Trump’s command. But hey, at least Balogun gets to play! #WorldCup #FIFA #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/fifa-world-c...

Booze like a founding father with two different versions of the classic Sazerac cocktail. #America250 #cocktails #sundaycocktailcorner #NewOrleans #whiskey www.jezebel.com/sazerac-cock...

A 25-year-old Air Force recruit died from the flu. The blood is on Pete Hegseth’s hands after the DOD allowed a huge flu outbreak to happen. #flu #influenza #flushots #vaccines #military www.jezebel.com/air-force-re...

He lost $32,700 on Trump-branded crypto. So naturally, he blames Democrats rather than the President who scooped up his cash. #cryptocurrency #scams #DonaldTrump #TrumpCoin www.jezebel.com/donald-trump...

Russell’s Reserve 13 Year Bourbon (2026) review: Nose: Heavy notes of sweet roast and caramel. Lots of char and dark chocolate character, a little honeycomb and vanilla, and traces of cigar wrapper under it. Deep, sweet oakiness, with a hint of wet oak tang and rickhouse funk.

Touch the reflecting pool, get indicted on felony charges by a D.C. grand jury. Even if you’re an Olympian! #reflectingpool #DOJ #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/reflecting-p...

Do you know what a “sell by” date on your food even means? The answer involves millions of tons of wasted food each year. #foodwaste #sellby #california #commonsense www.jezebel.com/sell-by-date...

Hollywood is plundering YouTube thanks to Obsession and Backrooms, so here are some helpful suggestions for YouTube oddities they can steal next. #movies #youtube www.jezebel.com/youtube-movi...

Reminder: It’s only “communism” when a Democrat weighs in on your thermostat. If a Republican commands you to save energy, that's patriotism and civic duty. #ZohranMamdani #Mamdani #heatwave #temperature #airconditioning www.jezebel.com/zohran-mamda...

New glory days? The return of Women’s Professional Baseball is just days away. Here's why it means so much, to so many. #womenssports #womensprobaseball #aleagueoftheirown www.jezebel.com/womens-pro-b...

Wade into the surf with the tropical treat of a Painkiller cocktail -- It's like a piña colada, except actually interesting. #cocktails #tiki #rum #beach #sundaycocktailcorner www.jezebel.com/painkiller-c...

Welcome to r/crowbro, the subreddit for people who have befriended their local crows, and the drama of corvid life. #crow #ravens #corvids #birds #birding www.jezebel.com/crowbro-subr...

72 years went by so fast, since the last time women's pro baseball was played www.jezebel.com/womens-pro-b...

Total shocker: States that legalized sports betting had sudden, immediate surge of gambling addiction diagnoses. No one could have predicted this. #sportsbetting #sportsgambling #sportsbooks www.jezebel.com/sports-betti...

Europe’s ongoing, deadly heat wave would have been “virtually impossible” a few decades ago, without climate change. #heat #temperatures #climatechange #heatwave #heatdome #europe www.jezebel.com/europe-heat-...

Supreme Court decision on glyphosate shoves more humiliation down RFK Jr. and MAHA throats and jeopardizes thousands of cancer lawsuits. #roundup #glyphosate #EPA #MAHA #herbicide #pesticide www.jezebel.com/supreme-cour...

The Pentagon lost its war against flu shots in less than two months, making the vaccines mandatory again after a major flu outbreak at Lackland Air Force Base. #vaccines #vaccination #flu #disease #publichealth www.jezebel.com/flu-shots-ma...

A too-long essay on one of the most fascinating people in baseball today. Pete Crow-Armstrong is statistically one of the most valuable humans in MLB, but he simultaneously manages to irritate numerous fanbases like few others are capable of doing. He can even get called out while taking a walk!

Zohran Mamdani and Hakeem Jeffries backed different primary candidates in New York, and Mamdani's candidates swept those endorsed by the Democratic House Minority Leader: www.jezebel.com/the-democrat... #ZohranMamdani

A crashing out Trump refuses to sign just-passed bipartisan housing bill, insisting that Senators pass voting bill instead despite them not having the votes. #SaveAct #HousingBill #DonaldTrump #congress www.jezebel.com/housing-bill...

Newly discovered spider uses a powerful web catapult to launch ants into the air before eating them. #spiders #insects #nature #WTF www.jezebel.com/spider-web-c...

Michter’s 10 Year Rye (2026) review: Nose: Fragrant, toasty nose. Deeply toasted oak with brown sugar cinnamon, molasses-like caramelization, and hints of sweet dried fruit, or something like plums or dates. Gentle rye spice and a hint of caraway. #whiskey

Millions of dollars have now been awarded to people fired over Charlie Kirk comments, following wrongful termination lawsuits. #CharlieKirk #cancelculture #canceled #MAGA www.jezebel.com/charlie-kirk...

Lord, protect my family from "Autopilot" Teslas slamming into our homes. #Tesla #Autopilot #FullSelfDriving #ElonMusk www.jezebel.com/tesla-autopi...

We’re at the “hitting protestors with cars” stage of ICE fascism now, at New Jersey's Delaney Hall detention center. #DelaneyHall #ICE #immigration www.jezebel.com/ice-delaney-...

Booze gimmicks--like a bourbon blended from all 50 states--are best when they can admit they’re gimmicks. #whiskey #bourbon #America250 #UnitedStates www.jezebel.com/alcohol-gimm...

Congrats to Lionel Messi, the new all-time (male) World Cup goals leader. Celebrate as millions of Argentineans are currently doing: With fernet and Coke. #LionelMessi #WorldCup #fernetconcoca www.jezebel.com/fernet-with-...

My favorite thing here is that it's now Trump-issued MAGA gospel that: A. It's a crime to touch the reflecting pool, when Americans have been doing that for a century, and B. It only just started reflecting the monuments, despite doing THAT for a century as well: www.jezebel.com/reflecting-p...

The reflecting pool story has gotten too profoundly stupid to ignore -- Try as we might, Trump's magnificent idiocy has made it the story that refuses to die. #reflectingpool #lincolnmemorial #DonaldTrump #DC www.jezebel.com/reflecting-p...

Honor soccer’s World Cup GOAT Lionel Messi with the intense refreshment of Fernet & Coke, also known as Argentina's unofficial national beverage, Fernet con Coca. #FernetconCoca #LionelMessi #WorldCup www.jezebel.com/fernet-with-...

All it takes is a broken car air conditioner for climate change to kill you. #climatechange #environment #heat #heatwave www.jezebel.com/climate-chan...

Donald Trump, on the topic of 170 dead Iranian kids: "Mistakes are made. War is nasty." Now members of Congress are afraid the Pentagon will hide its report on those deaths. #Iran #IranWar #DonaldTrump #PeteHegseth www.jezebel.com/iran-war-ele...

Papa Johns is spying on your fridge to know when you can be influenced to buy pizza, in true dystopian capitalist fashion. #PapaJones #NBC #NBCU #Instacart #surveillance #consumerdata www.jezebel.com/papa-johns-p...

You know it’s a great nickname when both Obama haters and boosters want to claim it. #BarackObama #MichelleObama #Obamalisk #PresidentialLibrary #Chicago www.jezebel.com/barack-obama...

Pour one out for the first American brewster -- Mary Lisle walked, so Bud Light could run. #brewing #beer #craftbeer www.jezebel.com/pour-one-out...

I love that, in mid-June, this is the VERY FIRST thing you see on the page when visiting this local brewery's website. Never would have guessed that this was the oldest brewery in the area. Nothing about their online presence gives off that sort of vibe, at all. #craftbeer #beer

The FBI "foiled" an incredibly incompetent right-wing Christian terror attack on Trump's UFC event, the details of which are unbelievably stupid. #terrorism #UFC250 #DonaldTrump #KashPatel www.jezebel.com/fbi-foiled-t...

Well, these are certainly the most cheerful F-bombs you'll ever hear on a tennis court, courtesy of French star Corentin Moutet. The BBC's horrified reaction is priceless. #CorentinMoutet #swearing #ATP #QueensClub www.jezebel.com/corentin-mou...

So, is Rep. Tom Kean Jr. alive or dead? It seems like the only question to ask after more than 100 days of the New Jersey member of Congress promising to reappear "soon." #TomKean #TomKeanJr #missing www.jezebel.com/tom-kean-con...

Trump lost the Iran War -- President deals gave away all his leverage just to try to turn back the clock to February 27th. #IranWar #peacedeal #DonaldTrump www.jezebel.com/trump-lost-t...

Pizza Hut has now been out-pizza'd into abject surrender, as parent company Yum Brands sells for $2.7 billion while splitting the company in two. #PizzaHut #RIP #fastfood www.jezebel.com/pizza-hut-ch...

We have a new metric to measure which pitcher's stuff is filthiest, answering the question of which MLB pitcher gets the biggest swings and misses on average. #baseball #pitching #MasonMiller #Padres www.jezebel.com/which-pitche...

A huge raw milk producer found tons of pathogens in its milk. So they just sold it as cheese instead. They've been linked to repeat E. Coli outbreaks. #rawmilk #RawFarms #bacteria #health www.jezebel.com/raw-milk-raw...