If he’s the nominee, I’m wiping my ass with my ballot

Gotta bring in my boys.

Some of my Iranian friends are going to protests in front of the American embassy tomorrow urging trump to take action on Iran I try to tell them how bad intervention would be but things are so unfathomably bad there right now they don't care they just want a change

democrats fucking love polls they want to suck and caress the polls. the want to feel the polls throbbing in the back of their throat

Okay all of the normie accounts that are reskeeting my post, a post made by an account called "Czech Hunter Biden", that features the words Gavin newsom and Trump are quite clearly bots

If liberals listened to leftists like fascists listened to Goebbels, liberals would be much more successful and leftists wouldn't have to live in caves.

Lmao gas powered and lasers is CRAZY

uh oh

dont put it in your pocket its your lucky epstein island

"I'll vote for Gavin newsom because he's not a Republican!" PLEASE ignore the jingling keys for five seconds. Gavin has a track record of using the same tools as the Republicans, which won't stop them from using them HARDER post-gavin. He plays right into their hand!

I need people to understand that one of the reasons that trump is able to do what he does is because we've spent several decades expanding the power of the executive and Gavin newsom is absolutely NOT going to be the guy that reins that in, by all evidence he's likely going to expand it much further

Get his ass

CHINESE CENTURY CHINESE CENTURY CHINESE CENTURO CTHINEFE CENTBEU

I want to break into this guy's car and steal all his documents

I'm so sorry they gave me the huge dick award but not you please don't be mad at me I'll give you the award I mean it won't make your dick bigger but you can have the award

this is liberal hitler propaganda

I think the more emojis you have in your name the more deranged of a lib you are. It's like a meter

This might be the craziest user I've seen here

Wait do the libs think that Putin is controlling trump to destroy NATO by invading Greenland Bc that makes zero sense Part of the project is to control new shipping lanes that emerge during warming so that Russia can't lol

i feel like the next US presidency is up for grabs for any democratic politician with enough of a spine to push consistently for abolishing ICE. they select well for cowards though so don't bet on it

I was just jumpscared by an axe ad for "lower body spray" which was just one jock sniffing another jocks crotch and I'm honestly very fascinated that this product is marketed to straights

I hope everyone in Palestine, Jordan and Lebanon are ok

Wtf if I swap plates I go to jail

Was this a matt christman idea? Either way totally tracks

oooooooo if something bad happens im gonna send a strongly worded email oooooooooo

very funny to nominate a cop for President then argue that if she won these cop things wouldn’t be happening

Tim Walz like "only I get to call the military on my own people"

Anything which reduces to numbers and factors that which should be clear to a moral soul freaks me out

Polls are lib. Statistics are lib. I can't explain why

The Greenland topic is overrun with lib AI slop, bizarre nationalism for Canada (??), posts about Ukraine (???), and some of the most obnoxious takes you can imagine. Everything from here on out will be SO brain damaged

Weird how it took something bad happening to a white person for liberals to defend Minneapolis and Dearborn

🚨🚨Candace Owens has escaped containment and my normie friends know about her 🚨🚨

wtf is this

Tbh I can't find a response to this because it's just too dumb But anyway just for everyone else, the US is not a democracy it's a republic, it's run by oligarchs. Voting is not the only factor of democracy. Many other political systems also vote, socialist states included.

sundae gurl is ok with the gestapo as long as she doesn't have to see it

Libs having some crazy takes on Greenland rn

I want to put him in my pocket too

If you're an American you've never experienced democracy. You've voted, but that's hardly the only factor of democracy

Yeah I don't think kids should have phones in schools. That's an easy one

When they lose again in 2026 we're going to have to hear all the same people claim that we should have just held our noses and voted for them

When they drag me in front of the anti billionaire tribunals they're going to bring up that I called Jensen huang a piss baby

"why is everyone so mean to meeee" -some billionaire

oh cry harder piss baby

Tfw you disconnect yourself from the material problems of your constituents bc you don't want to offend your donors so you only have symbols to rely on

who cares

The line from Democrats in 2024 was that the genocide would continue. The line from Democrats in 2026 is that the gestapo will continue. I see the boomerang approaching

Lol your subscription expires when you're going 80 down the highway and the car just flies off into a ditch