im going to keep complaining about ukraine blowing up oil refineries and depots until the global temperature drops

CERTIFIED GOLD

*seeing one of my straight friends going on lots of one on one outings with a gay girl I know* 🤔🤔👀👀🤔🤔

In retrospect it's kind of funny Arthur knight fled to England to escape the charges and not Israel where all the other sex pests go

happy death to america day

wildest timeline prediction: -pope excommunicates vance -vance declares his own papacy in schism, anoints himself pope -trump dies before 2028 -vance becomes president and pope -loses in 2028

i don't wanna get out of bed

i have to work today (the 4th of July) but funnily enough it's for the chinese

communism will win

uh oh im a maga communist now

high school gohan is kind of adorable hes so dumb

i think we need more terrorists

trunks seems to have scoliosis

finally posting 🍆

I'm on a "blame dems / faux progressives" list now bc only Democrats can be progressive if you didn't know

I'm getting followed by blue wave people for some reason so I gotta find a way to keep the rent low over here

I should stop posting selfies and give this guy who I have never interacted with before a detailed breakdown of socialism

ok I'm muting that post it's full of insane people now

some rando: "you don't know what socialism is!!" buddy this is a social media site I am doing things off of this device and I don't owe every swinging dick an explanation about anything I post

bloated but still a thot

i made it mom

me: 'americans don't understand socialism' some rando with 20 followers: 'nor do you' bitch what you don't know me lol

they're gonna be carting his braindead ass around like Diane feinstein lol

oh no oh no oh no

zionists be like

PLEASE stop putting Americans on tv to have opinions on "socialism" they consistently have no idea what they're talking about

I just realized it would be fun to design a bouldering gym

lol Austria got obliterated by Spain last night

oh we're doing twink era posting again. well i will not participate

hearing that someone invented or pioneered something and then the explanation is that they "challenged" someone else to make something is bullshit

how come you didn't show what happens when i put them up my ass does that mean you think it's ok to put them up my ass? im going to put them up my ass now

lmao

pussior

i should put "fluent in snark" in my bio maybe that will get me 20,000 followers that I can eventually run a grift on

al jazeera had the most libbed up tds guy on who was giving himself a freakout about how trump is acting like a king and acting like "vladimir lenin, joseph stalin, and ho chi minh all in one" they shouldn't let dumb people like that on tv fr

i fucking hate that country roads song bc every time i tell europeans where im from (virginia) they start signing the song

heat dome? more of a heat vault really because of the intersection of the heat nave and the heat transept

gonna be really funny when just one (1) of these is faulty and it all goes up in flames

since when do you have to pay a security deposit for a hotel

it's wild how unprepared Kamala was for 2024. the biggest issue was the genocide, and there was no way for her to change her stance. "I will put an end to it" well you're the VP why not do it now? there's no way she could have won. the Democrats truly fucked us over

im not allowed to have fun about mitch mcconnell because last time i got permabanned from reddit :(

world cup totally rigged for usa lol

he hates being president so much lol

"neoartist"

they should make a kind of peanut that's like 20x as big. i think that would be really fun to eat

who tf is marie juicycamp perez

straight ppl 🙄

it's fucking 40 degrees stop blowing up the goddamn oil refineries you environmental terrorists

mfr is gonna assassinate himself