I made my son a birthday cake. We sang The Bunny Song*. He's 21 today. *if you are familiar with VeggieTales, you get this reference. If you are not, you are missing out.

Wait. The MOON is flat, too???

Does he know it's because we were late the the fight both times?

Just got an alert. Measles at the U. Looks like the infected person didn't spend time in any of the buildings my son frequents, but I haven't confirmed. He's vaccinated, but his brother is immunocompromised, so I worry.

My boss and I watched the launch at my computer. We both let out a sigh of relief when Artemis passed the "Challenger Mile Marker" No one needs to see that twice in a lifetime.

When did fried calamari stop coming shaped like calamari? This is the second restaurant that has brought me cheese stick shaped squid. I need it to remind me I'm eating tentacles so I don't eat it all myself.

"...we did Rolling Thunder Two, then we won." Does he men Tropic Thunder? Because we did not win that one.

This makes morning after pedialyte a lot more on brand.

What's the first rule of Kalshi Klub?

Edith Wilson is in the house!!!

Edwards AFB, CA to Newark DE, 3,205 Miles. We took the longest route possible in order to visit family in Houston along the way. 2 adults, 1 infant, 2 cars.

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated. GIF

I've been able to accept jobs from places that don't offer benefits because my husband spent 20 years in the AF and we have medical care. Because of this, I am a HUGE proponent of Medicare for all. It would be so good for our economy if people weren't working jobs just for access to medical care

I was about 14 when I watched the movie. My mom then recounted what it was like living in LA when it was happening. They were freaked out.

🎶🎶 popcorn popping on my apricot tree 4 weeks earlier than historical-ee🎶🎶 All of our fruit trees are budding out and we didn't prune them yet.😐

Is this enough of a dip they will need to distract us from it WITH the Epstein Files now? C'mon Pammy, the market is crashing. Release the files!

No, I'm not too old to write my name in wet cement.

A Trump-shaped Monument??? Sir, there are public decency laws.

Important to point out, this is for a Commerative Coin, which is as valuable as a Commerative Plate. The $1 legal tender coin with his ugly head on it received too much pushback to get the green light. Yet. God is wish someone had the balls to tell him No.

A bit of personal news. Today is my 33rd wedding anniversary. Frankly, its been touch and go for a couple of years. But here we are. Or at least me. He's gone on business this week. We were so young and dumb when we got married. Also, my oldest turned 28 last week. Oof, I have aged.

Is this the same 2 weeks and it will all be over that was Covid?

I am not opposed to bringing dueling in the Senate back.

I do not recall anyone checking my ID anytime I had sex, whether to procreate or not.

This doesn't make any sense for a CONSUMER BASED ECONOMY!!!

Maybe he's been holding seances to commune with Regan. He probably wanted to bomb Iran. And Regan and Trump had/have similar mental capacities in their respective 2nd terms.

Expensive gas is not this⬇️ The world is watching and taking notes. History will not be kind to America.

Coward

How does someone so punchable remain unpunched?

Within 2 weeks?

I love the smell of war crimes in the morning.

I have been on internet message boards since 1993. Which was when I finally had unfettered access to internet access. It was BASIC and I loved it.

I don't know what to do with the rage I feel toward my country.

Arming the enemy of my enemy in the Middle East has historical turned out bad for US.

You know who else was told they have all the best stockpiles of the best weaponry in the world when he wanted to start a 2 week war? Putin.

Looks painful. Good.

Our Neighbors have chickens. We have four and a half DOZEN eggs in our kitchen. I'm making omelets and french toast for dinner. And boiling eggs for later.

I found ground beef at Costco that seemed like a good price (Comparatively) Youngest is home from school for the weekend and I was dividing it into 1 lb bags for freezing Son: Bruh, that's $50 of beef Me: No, this was "only" $35 Son: Must be Upton Sinclair's The Jungle grade beef Me: Son: Me: harsh

Someone needs to talk to Elder Shirley's Bishop. See if they can stage a spiritual intervention for him. Or, a "Court of Love"

I've seen this movie.

My son is watching SOTU and there is a lot of loud language (@#&*) coming from his room. I told him not to let a crazy old man make him so angry. I know, I know. That advice doesnt work for me either.

Why is it so hard to collect all of our tax documents? Either it hasn't come, hasn't been produced yet, or is in my husband's name and I can't access it.

THIS is how the plan to retain "critical" MOSs? Ok.

I bet it's nice to live alone. Everything in it's place. Not strewn across three rooms covering every horizontal surface in the house.

Winter parking rules now in effect

UDOT closed Sardine. Which puts me in a bit of a bind since our Dr comes from Logan for this afternoon's appts. There goes my schedule.

It's actually snowing. I made it to work but not without some scary moments without traction. That first snow of the season is always an exciting driving experience. Love it when the truck in front of me goes perpendicular for a second when changing lanes.

Culturally, I don't identify with any of those holidays. Nevertheless, I stand in solidarity with my fried food eating fellow humans and I will die on this hill with you. Also, I freaking LOVE Mardi Gras.

Admittedly, I've never snorted cocaine in my life, but off the toilet seat? You're in the bathroom, there are other surfaces available to you. I'm not saying the sink is necessarily more hygienic, but it carries less emotional trauma He's got to be a walking biology experiment at this point, right?

My cookie cutter came! Now I'm ready to make Valentine cookies.