The first rule of Carnal Bath is: you do not talk about Carnal Bath.

No more wrestling with *that* ethical dilemma.

All the laughs, all the tears. JFC.

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For that kind of money, I expect a quality striptease.

"Suggesting."

Does anyone know when Olivia Nuzzi's pact with Satan expires?

Dear Auntie You will be surprised to hear that I am going to prison tomorrow.

Cause of death: rather obvious

No water into wine? Amateur.

Has anyone spoken to Upton Sinclair via ouija board lately?

cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles

For the record, Scott Bakula can bake my bread any time.

Must ... resist... temptation ...

Dogs in the Chicago area remain on high alert.

If all the dialogue is as purple as the examples in The Hollywood Reporter article, sign me up.

You're supposed to identify with Scrooge after the three spirits depart, not before they arrive.

I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”

I gotta say, even I am tired of the amount of politics were are forced to consume, and I do this for a living.

This is one way to tell people to start stockpiling wood.

Just something to get over, according to Sheldon Whitehouse.

Try owning what you orchestrated, you feckless worm.

Congrats to the eight Democrats who gave this regime a huge win over the weekend. Here’s your reward. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...

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Update: This is now sung around the house as Blame It On The Bossy Kitty.

Also found in the Catalina Video catalog of 1989.

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

Apparently this a move by Justice Jackson to stave off the evil axis of six.

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Predictably, Jonathan Chait

Bless his heart.

Wait, home was... Old Virginny?

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

I guess the time is right for a sober portrait of the challenges of a mixed marriage. Also, who's going to play Uncle Arthur?

Cheney extolled the power of the presidency so much he took it for himself.

Unleash the Dick Cheney hagiography!

Every Republican politician is Sgt. Schultz.

This goes for all the lefties who said they'd move to Canada if Trump won too: People moving after an election is *far* rarer than people saying they'll move before an election.

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A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif

I need to approach doing the laundry with just 27% of the enthusiasm Karen Valentine brings to lip-syncing to Eydie Gorme. youtu.be/mHs5D15uje8?...

Ironclad proof that these people never read a book.

Welcome to Merrily We Taboo Along.

Fuck this guy.

Count me as among those who think it's better if reporters were kicked out of WH in addition to the Pentagon. It would diminish the access journalism, people getting some morsel of a non-scoop--competing for it--in return for being nice. They'd instead compete more on exposing the horror show.

Happy Halloween! youtu.be/tZPQGhxorYo?...

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Trick-or-treat hours started here a little over an hour ago. The streets are empty. Illinois heard your Halloween message, Kristi Noem.

Aren't we all these days?