Great job, kids! Don't get complacent! Senate Democrats Act Like An Opposition Party, Block $1 Trillion Defense Bill www.wonkette.com/p/senate-dem...

This is not a joke. That is seriously what they are going to be doing.

"we spoke to 3 undecided voters and 2 had never heard of diarrhea and the third said she really liked it"

Elect a dictator bent on breaking science and public health, inherit a literal shitshow. America Elected Trump And All It Got Was War, Inflation, Murders In The Streets, And Explosive Diarrhea. www.wonkette.com/p/america-el...

Californians are pumping the AC to stay cool this summer, but we haven’t had a Flex Alert to conserve power since 2022. Why? Because California invested in battery storage to make sure we meet our growing energy needs while taking care of the planet. ⚡🌎

This is the kind of insight that could turn you into a more humble public servant or a nihilist, and I think we know which option Graham chose.

We must traumatize the children until America is great again. ICE Keeps Public Safe From 26-Year-Old Dad, In Front Of His Daughter In Bluey Pajamas www.wonkette.com/p/ice-keeps-...

shoutout the chucklefuck pundit who insisted once that “environmental racism” was a nonsense term

"Now, a new report lays bare the scale of the use of these crowd control weapons during anti-immigration demonstrations across the US, including hundreds of incidents that resulted in lasting and traumatic injuries." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If federal law enforcement officers are permitted to shoot people, cite vague concerns for "public safety," and get away with it, we're headed for a really dark place.

Graham stayed true to his most deeply held moral principle: Keeping himself in the news and doing whatever he thought would be good for Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham Is An Ex-Parrot www.wonkette.com/p/lindsey-gr...

Switzerland put solar panels in the unused space between train tracks. They are removeable, so you can still work on the tracks. And it's working!

You know what this place really needs? A 30 foot high rusting steel fence to serve as a symbol of our national xenophobia, running right through the middle of a unique natural area established in 1944 as a bi-national peace park & ecological collaboration with Mexico. 😔 (📷: Far Flung Outdoors)

I think people have a hard time intuitively understanding that this method of inquiry is far more effective than debating fascists. They're all bad faith crazy talkers. You gotta uno reverse that shit.

If they refuse to share MAGA's delusions, can they really even claim to be our allies? Something must be done! Poor Marco Rubio Can't Convince Other Countries That Antifas In Unicorn Costumes Are Terrorists www.wonkette.com/p/poor-marco...

Recent research into the Revolutionary War indicates that the defenders of this area were not called the Minutemen after all. They were actually called the Minute [my-nute] Men. A lot of them under three feet tall, as a matter of fact. /That's gotta be wrong/. You're absolutely right, I'm wrong.

Microsoft set itself a goal to be carbon negative by 2030, but the company’s carbon emissions went up 25 percent last year. The increase in emissions has been driven by the expansion of AI datacenter infrastructure www.theverge.com/tech/963728/...

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was living out the American Dream. But he didn't have papers, so his dream and his life were forfeit. Oh, Looks Like ICE Is Just Murdering People Again, Huh? www.wonkette.com/p/oh-looks-l...

Newest thing to fear: "DEI bike lanes."

Finally!

It would be nice if the media was as interested in Ken Paxton as they are in Graham Platner.

Republicans love to write articles about how Democrats can win by being Republicans

Hey, Utah teens, if you enjoyed the films Shawshank Redemption and Stand By Me, you’re out of luck. The state won’t let you read the Stephen King novellas on which the movies are based. This concludes today’s lesson on fascism.

Cool in a crisis.

In related news, Maine Democrats are rushing to naturalize and nominate Count Binface to run against Susan Collins.

Submitted for your approval: A replacement candidate for Maine Democrats to nominate. Nigel Farage Fake-Quits Parliament To Evade Investigation, Must Now Run Against Bloke Wearing Rubbish Bin On Head www.wonkette.com/p/nigel-fara...

Someone "well-meaning" sent me an AI animation of one of my collages, and I literally felt like throwing up. 🤮 I wish I could scrub the image from my brain. Please don't do this to people's art without asking first, and also don't even dare to ask.

your must-read of the day

In related news, Maine Democrats are rushing to naturalize and nominate Count Binface to run against Susan Collins.

for my non uk friends, what's happened is the fascist leader has resigned his seat as an mp just to run for it again in order to dodge investigations + seek attention other parties arent falling for the stunt so arent running against him, so his only opponent will be a man with a bin on his head

Ossoff is one of those rare Democrats Who Get It Georgia Senate Race: It's Jon Ossoff Vs. Some Idiot MAGA Troll Douche www.wonkette.com/p/georgia-se...

Republicans have had contempt for non-rich Americans forever. Remember Reagan's "strapping young bucks" and Mitt Romney's "47% are dependent upon government"? MAGA Asshat Wishes You Happy Fourth Of July Unless You Can't Afford Steak And Lobster Tails, Loser www.wonkette.com/p/maga-assha...

‘You let your dog sleep with you?’ I would give my dog the keys to my car if he asked. I would co-sign a loan agreement for him if he wanted it. He is my child

Eddie Glaude: Stephen Miller is a racist. He’s a white nationalist. White nationalists have seized the federal government. Great Replacement Theory motivates this immigration policy. We need to call them for what they are. This is a white nationalist agenda and these folk are simply rabid racists

MAGA got mad because some of us had our loan burden eliminated by Joe Biden, so current and future students must pay the toll forever. Welcome To Donald Trump's Exciting New World Of Student Loan F*ckery! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that eating the plums in the icebox, while tragic for breakfast, probably saved lives. You want me eating those plums -- you NEED me eating those plums! You're goddamn right I ate the plums in the icebox!!

Not having regular contact with reliable sources of health information makes people likely to be fooled by liars? WHO KNEW? New Poll: People Lacking Decent Healthcare More Likely To Believe Antivaxx Bullsh*t www.wonkette.com/p/new-poll-p...

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

Wow. What an asshole.

Reflect, or reflect not. There is no try.

"It's over, right?" a journo asked me this morning about the birthright citizenship case. No. No legal or political result is final unless the losing side gives up fighting. They will try again. New prez, new judges. There's a social movement based on racial grievance + scapegoating immigrants.

absolutely vital to win the senate this november. need to basically blockade judicial confirmations for the next two years.

Trumpers are calling Barrett a wild-eyed liberal who wants to allow “fraud,” although the plaintiffs failed to show that grace periods for mailed ballots have ever resulted in fraud. Wingnuts Supremely Pissed At Amy Coney Barrett For Not Helping Trump Rig Elections www.wonkette.com/p/wingnuts-s...

Holy wow.

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that eating the plums in the icebox, while tragic for breakfast, probably saved lives. You want me eating those plums -- you NEED me eating those plums! You're goddamn right I ate the plums in the icebox!!

Trump and Miller don't care that deporting Haitians who were here legally under TPS will devastate the economy of Springfield, Ohio. It'll make the area a little whiter and a lot poorer, but the online MAGA Chuds will call that a win. 🧵

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.