Can one of you talented people insert the Little Mac uppercut sound effect from NES Punch Out?

Jeffery Epstein was invited to a Hakeem Jeffries fundraiser in 2017

It's easier to get to the suburbs from Minneapolis than to St Paul. Our biggest suburb.

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Anarchism works

"I read the paragraphs. I read very well. Great comprehension." I don't even need to source it, do I? DO I?!?! Fuck this nation of imbeciles and fuck the system that created him.

Mayor Frey refused to support a unanimous call from the city council to ask Gov. Walz for an eviction moratorium to support our most vulnerable neighbors and now everyone's having to crowdfund rent.

Trump acknowledges that Democrats would be better off packing the court. YES THEY WOULD. IF DEMS WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO ME ABOIT THIS, I HAVE EXTENSIVE NOTES

mr president your economy seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. why are you so popular

There's no mechanism to lower prices anymore other than recessions.

Not to cause a panic, moral or otherwise. A kid on this bus is singing a song. Real catchy tune. And according to the lyrics, there's a place in France where the gals native to the region are doing some impressive gavotting. And they're not dressed for Minnesota winter. If you catch my meaning.

Trump: "I want to be a good boy"

What if hating him *is* fair and impartial tho?

A Quiet Place Beyond The Pines: Just Ryan Reynolds stealing from space aliens silently and his family suffers the ramifications silently. And the space aliens families are intimately intertwined silently.

Is today the day?

The Supreme Court:

There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

"Be sure to use CNN's code "GOONTOTHEMOON" when inputting your Kalshi bets on the collapse of our republic, today!" -Anderson Cooper

Walz & Frey: "Pretty please put away your cat blankets and work downtown. We need office workers downtown. The businesses need to business." Business: "We're taking away all the workers and putting in data servers. Our beds need cloud space for our new Ai bed overlords."

minneapolis downtown council continues to prove they are not improving downtown for residents with adam duininck saying that sleep number having a data center in the building is “a more dynamic downtown” people are what make downtown dynamic. data centers exploit us www.kare11.com/article/news...

its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites

This roast of the mayor is very very very meta and very very very on point. Goddamn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_VR...

AGE TO AGE THE WORLD TURNS, A CHURN AND HUM OF CHAOS AND CREATION, BUT EVERYWHERE THE SKY DISPLAYS A SHADOW OF THE URGE OF THE AGE, THE GREAT WINGS SWEEPING OVER THE EARTH. BLESS THE LOON. FEAR THE LOON.

This ain't just film. Media across the board, including news media have zero respect for the audience. The only exceptions being @iwriteok.bsky.social and @wedge.live

Four detainees on today's ICE Air flight at MSP, the smallest I've observed. We're not out of the woods - the need for rent/food assistance remains high - but I think we're in a new phase. 📊 Data: ottergoose.net/ice-flights-msp/msp-ice-flights.numbers 💵 Help: standwithminnesota.com

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

Storytime: This was 2008 iirc. The agents were not "intoxicated" but it was obvious they had been drinking. And they were on the admission list. I said they can't bring in the weapons, they showed me their badges.

Any kalshi action on how long till she succumbs to Maralago face?

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

It snowed

New drama on the City Council: Elizabeth Shaffer not happy about being replaced on a list of appointments to the Meet Minneapolis (tourism board) executive committee. Says she represents most of downtown and her two predecessors had this position.

Happy to report at the city planning commission meeting earlier, we approved plans for projects including: *50 units of affordable rentals in Whittier with no parking requirements *a bike skills course on park land near Lake Nokomis and *building plans for the Cultural Wellness Center on 3rd Ave S.

if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out

I toad aso

Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society, I call this story The Tale of the Gross Old PDFile

50% of the GOP platform in 2026 so far is just whining about how everybody hates you because of what you say, think, feel being objectively horrible. They're fantasizing about forcing people to like them.

A gathering of gifted redditors in a thread about IQ

What could go wrong with Elon Musk having your medical records? 🤣 Why not just take a picture of all of your passwords and credit cards while you're at it.

The only actual good one I got when I was truly poor was "dude, you need to make more money."

I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants

I had really hoped that the TCs ability to throw together a decentralized leaderless hierarchy free mass resistance network, one that incorporated community defence; mutual aid including financial; all without a budget or structure would be enough to please terminally online leftists.

I remember when that diabolical genius did "No woman's ass has ever looked good in yoga pants" and many decided to prove him wrong

Olympic highlight in this house.

Ejaculating inside Kimberly Guilfoyle should be a disqualifier for any Presidential candidate.

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