Karen D. Lioness
@deadlioness.bsky.social
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I’m half kidding half of the time, seriously. IG @deadlioness
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MrsFitz
21 days ago
*Me, watching a movie in which a torch appears out of nowhere* "Oh look, somebody just got back from the torch store."
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crumbum
8 days ago
I believe in you despite all the evidence to the contrary.
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3.5 billion years of evolution; survived ice ages, mass extinctions, asteroid impacts, and gnats looked at all of that and said “yeah but what if we just… went for the eyeballs.”
about 11 hours ago
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Salty MacTavish
1 day ago
Nice try – I know a trap when I see one. Is that butter?
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Salty MacTavish
about 24 hours ago
It was funny, but in a public television kind of way
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CrazyMyra
13 days ago
Getting into the spirit of the World Cup by dramatically falling over and writhing on the ground whenever someone in the supermarket nudges me with their trolley.
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Danny
7 days ago
Schrodinger's will there be a parking ticket under the windshield wiper?
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Danny
7 days ago
Big popcorn doesn't want you to remicrowave the bag with the unpopped kernels.
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Danny
3 days ago
Sorry Classmates dot com. I don't care that three people who were barely acquaintances decades ago looked at my page or whatever.
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Bogey
7 months ago
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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Bogey
7 months ago
The all corrupting power of wants becoming needs.
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Bogey
7 months ago
I can be optimistic, but never when the world is looking.
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Hey Claude, why is it so exciting to buy a new water bottle
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Idle
4 months ago
I have a sneaking suspicion all my sneaking suspicions are becoming full blown frothing verdicts.
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CrazyMyra
almost 3 years ago
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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CrazyMyra
3 months ago
Turn up the volume, ffs
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Death by a blue checkmark on WhatsApp.
3 months ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
3 months ago
Nothing stopping us from changing “et al” to “and the fellas”
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
3 months ago
how do i put my phone in depeche mode
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Flirt with me by playing the Barefoot Contessa theme music while I speed-walk to my gate at the airport like I’m late to a very elegant emergency.
3 months ago
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Oh by golly! A grand procession of twenty-plus Instagram story segments, each a meme or reel of the highest cultural importance. My deepest thanks for this generous bounty—what a time to be alive on your timeline.
4 months ago
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CrazyMyra
4 months ago
"We won that fight," I assure them, unable to tell friend from foe in the bloody sea of humanity before me.
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Shoutout to my ambitious Waze that automatically filled in “Costa Rica” when I searched for Costco
4 months ago
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Why bother burning the bridge when you can simply let it sit and rot?
4 months ago
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The art of asking the other person “and how are you?”
5 months ago
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Another year has come to an end, and I’m still no closer to understanding if some people wear jeans to the gym because they’re confident or because laundry day finally won.
6 months ago
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Busy Women Trying to Find Time to Hang Out on Their Calendars - a Netflix documentary
about 1 year ago
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[Pronounces Vermont like ‘vermin’]
over 2 years ago
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Bogey
over 2 years ago
Never underestimate the therapeutic effect of standing your ground.
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Bogey
over 2 years ago
Once I started walking away I couldn’t think of a reason to stop.
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CrazyMyra
over 2 years ago
I'm mystified at why people spend half of their time bitching about how AI will further ruin the internet and the other half sharing AI-generated images.
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CrazyMyra
over 2 years ago
Everyone's "believe scientists" until the scientists start saying things they don't want to hear.
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CrazyMyra
over 2 years ago
I love seeing nostalgia rebranded as retro.
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Be the content that you want to see in the world.
over 2 years ago
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
over 2 years ago
the owl's distinctive call allows them to communicate over distances spanning 800 meters but they usually just talk shit about bats
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Every time I start an email to a colleague on a Friday with “happy Friday” I die a little inside.
over 2 years ago
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
over 2 years ago
tomorrow in crossfit we’ll just punch each other in the face the whole time
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Right, Bass Pro Shop T-shirt guy with a baseball cap in Paris, I too have no idea how I knew you were American.
over 2 years ago
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Bruce Force
over 2 years ago
[to patient] Long story short, I'm not really a doctor
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That’s great that you’re a ‘people person’, but I don’t think you’ve heard about people.
over 2 years ago
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Ennui Doofen
over 2 years ago
Nothing will ever punctuate a sentence like slamming down a rotary phone did
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Ennui Doofen
over 2 years ago
Pretty sure people look at my life and know I've not been eating those good luck black eyed peas
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Bogey
over 2 years ago
This is certainly not the dystopian nightmare I was expecting.
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