Avengers Assemble!

Ma'am, you are deservedly taking Ls and I'm embarrassed for you.

Wouldn't she be classified as a DEI hire? Same with Hegseth. Unqualified, but hired for reasons.

Yep. Pretty much.

The kewning has become an epidemic.

Soooooo, Nicki Minaj was a guest speaker at the TPUSA convention??? Lord Have Mercy!!!

How much of an idiot do you have to be to think this sounds logical?

Oh. My. Gawd! Crine!!!

And at that moment, he knew he fucked up.

But, of course he did.

The is Megan Kelly all over again. Watch.

Eaux

You. Tried. It.

*clears throat aggressively*

Ooh yeah girl, run that game...

aka the Find Out part of these proceedings.

Lying like breathing.

NOR a hot take. Just valid ASF.

Even if you don't know economics, this is a good one. 👇🏽

It's quite appropriate since FIFA is corrupt as hell.

I won't be taking his call for help. You got it dawg!

My petty levels are running low...has anyone gotten an interview with the Somali 'leaders of the community' who so proudly endorsed Donald Trump and JD Vance on 2 or 3 Nov 2024? Hmm? Where y'all at backing up the endorsement? Talk yo shit! Quiet ASF!

So we're getting Pinto station wagons again. Sweet!

How many people thought they were voting for Law & Order? PT Barnum proved right once again!

Ole Bern has been on that bullshit since Lou Dobbs Tonight.

Say that shit!

Them thangs is thangin!

Donald the Dove doe...

McLaren deserves all the slander that Ferrari gets. They have the best car and Max is gonna make them pay next week for their bufoonery.

Reminder: Joe Byron was old.

I need some help here...do I really want to know why pretty Squidward (Nuzzi) is all up and down the TL? I suspect fuckery. 🤔

You'll be visited by 3 spirits The 3 spirits:

This is quite the self-own.

What is "Things the Antichrist Would Whisper in your Ear" for $500, Alex.

America voted for this dumb shit...play tough guy on tv, fake tough guy when having power.

Ooh yeah girl, run that game... That lazy clown only works on his makeup.

Well, get to blockin boy.

Putting Axelrod on blast is always a good look.

Republicans, eh?

Sure Buddy!

All this! 👇🏽

TEN MONTHS IN: The national debt is higher. The trade deficit is wider. The inflation rate has worsened. The unemployment rate is up.

Chopping up a reporter by MBS, fine. Swastikas in the Coast Guard, cool. Pride flag? Fired. The clown are real mad at the Greatest Generation.

Martha, nice try. FOH, ma'am!