Wheezing out "hardcore parkour" and smiling as I die of dehydration strapped to the gen alpha war trucks. My skeleton becomes a brainrot themed figure head

Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Gooping on my grinch

Thanks so much for your patience while we completed maintenance and reinforced the cab! Rev up your engines: NIGHTMARE KART RETURNS to @wonderville.nyc tomorrow, 9/26!

*DEEDOODEEDOO* Sam, it's Die-Hardman. I noticed you're stroking your shit. Try and use a variety of rhythms until you reach climax. If you need help, there's several genres of pornography on the world wide web. Try stroking your shit to something new. I'll let you decide how to proceed.

This is still the stupidest most craven thing I’ve seen a dev do in a while. And I hate to see them get away with it, with all these fawning reviews today. kotaku.com/sucker-punch...

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

if you're interested in kiwami 3, you should: a: play the original because it's a fantastic game and it's on current platforms (reminder that 1 and 2 quite famously are not) b: watch sonatine (1993), dir. takeshi kitano

Danny Brown is touring with Underscores and Femtanyl holy shit

I cannot recommend Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion enough. Frenetic action, laugh-out-loud funny, gorgeously animated... It even has parkour!

LRT: I'd buy a bag of wet trash if it had "A Hideo Kojima Game" on it but I can't give money to a project made in partnership with a company that gleefully contributes to the genocide of people. This is how Microsoft launders it's reputation, by associating their brand with beloved artists

*taps the sign* bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...

that's my work!!! as the cover piece for unwinnable magazine!!! 💜 this can safely be called the most personal piece of my career, and i'm so incredibly proud of it! subscribe to unwinnable - not just to read my work, but also because they're the best magazine out there 💜

I probably couldn't pick an absolute Yamaoka track, but in celebration of Silent Hill f seemingly having a strong showing, take some time to listen the one I love to revisit the most - End of Small Sanctuary. Put it on loop and zero in on some yearning angst. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cADH...

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

you can go to deep-hell.com any time. in fact – you can go today.

The "are you harboring enemies of the state" scene but Christoph Waltz is just saying slightly wrong things about Metal Gear while I get sweatier and sweatier

This is what solidarity looks like!

BARKITECHTS

SD Twin Peaks figures made for an issue of Hobby Japan (issue unknown, but safe to say early 90s). Not my scan, so I gotta track down this issue.

"Ginger Root surprise brought out Michelle Zauner of Japanese Breakfast to cover the Card Captor Sakura theme" sounds like total bullshit and yet

I hope to one day post so well this happens to me

Getting into anime from 2002

I'm too tired and susceptible to depression to have as much FOMO as I do

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

New Kitty release and I saw a teen yesterday with scene hair and a big bow. MySpace is fucking BACK

That's a wrap on Silksong. Can't believe it's "only" 81% considering how much side content I did. Really special game.

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

I'm glad video games have figured out that "sword fight at the end of the world" is basically the dopest climax you can have

Trailer for our new #inidegame called Penguin Colony! We are collaborating with Lenval Brown (Disco Elysium, Ultrakill) to bring this unique re-imagining to life www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylG...

Ezra Klein: "the vibration of The Bone Combine as it mulches the masses is somewhat pleasant, so is it truly fair to say it must be dismantled? Can we not harmonize with it?"

I swear to God y'all

Not to be "guy who has only seen Boss Baby" but this game literally made me think about "what games as a medium can be" in ways that I hadn't thought about since I was six and playing Metal Gear Solid for the first time

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

You ever have one of those days where you're just like "oh WOW I am mentally ill"

eXistenZ (1999)

Truly a shame to see what has become of New College

Ever since I was a young video game fan I dreamed of replaying the same thing over and over again forever

store.steampowered.com/app/3212530/... It’s almost spooky season so I am once again taking this opportunity to shill Anthology of the Killer, a game both completely out of its mind and smarter than I could ever hope to be Genuinely one of the best narrative games ever made

That's my fucking GOAT right there

Games called DELIVERY MUST COMPLETE now #gamedev #indiedev

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score The Last Witch Hunter owns and I won't hear different

I shouldn't have to tell you this but do not under any circumstances RSVP for a protest ever

Demo next week. September 23.

The Vengabus is coming (threat)