this could be us btw

it's insulting that a text document is like 170kb. text documents should be between 600mb-5gb, out of respect for the weighty ideas they contain

Starting today (May 13, 2026), the @cityofvancouver.bsky.social FIFA World Cup 2026 Bylaw is in effect. Before & during FIFA, you can expect intensified surveillance, increased enforcement of both new & existing bylaws, & the largest deployment of law enforcement in Vancouver’s history. 1/3

@papapishu.bsky.social pretending these two tweets are threaded

Phonopolis is out NOW on Steam, GOG, and Epic Games Store 📣 We hope you have fun playing with the cardboard city! All links here 👇 amanita-design.net/games/phonop...

when it comes to sums, they best be princely

everything's gonna break my stride 🎵 simply anything could slow me down ~ oh no ~ no no, no longer am i moving 🎶

make SCUM for FREAKS

What a staggering loss. RIP Marjane Satrapi.

you don't understand. this is my emotional support 1.1kg block of feta cheese

the orb provides Glimpses... but at what cost?

Player! It's time to attack the Demon's Realm. use your Kicks, Strong Kicks, and Dash power now.

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later!

You should watch Julia Loktev's "My Undesirable Friends: Last Air In Moscow" documentary today

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oh good, you made it.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Beautiful Horse Wins All Competition's Top Prizes & Performs Successful Operation (The Horse Is A Doctor )

Two years ago today. RIP Aaron Bushnell.

due to rare mineral accumulation in my body, i am being auctioned off by my estate

"Billionaires like thinkers who see their exploitation of the weak as good and natural. Epstein funneled ~$20m a year to academic men who shared his ideology [and got] to hold forth in formal sessions at Harvard, condemning feeding and caring for the poor as if he were making a scholarly argument."

due to inflation, it now takes 4.87 to tango

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous. Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

Who are you… You must help me, please… Bring me the salmon treats… I can't… I can't see you… hear me… I need the salmon treats, you must bring me the salmon treats… Please bring … beg of you, bring the treats… Help me… I am Babka… Given up long ago… There is one thing I need to be rescued… You must…

This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

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slowly realizing this horse magician i hired is FOR horses, not BY horses

you don't need to watch that video.

BOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎

suspecting nothing. and knowing even less

Old Man Marvels at Cloud

brushing my stable of Beautiful horses

My vizier has informed me that one of you has been claiming your mp4 files are 'lossless'.

the Macarena? in this economy?

i am ye Mighty. and im gazing on them Works 👀

minerals coursing through mmy body

from hell's heart i wink at thee ;)

hop in loser we're starting a chemical fire at the airstrip

enough is enough. making the switch to MS-DOS

breaking into my mind palace

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: ----------------------------------- These cigarettes are about to make you look cool as hell

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after close council with my trusted advisors, I have decided to remain perfect