The ADHD one really bothers me. There’s a level of ADHD that’s basically like having no executive function at all rather than an erratic one and not everyone responds to medication. Leftistly insisting that people with disabilities live on a minimal sustenance diet while staring at the walls all day

"Merritt k crowd funded her Brazilian Butt Lift" I mutter to myself in my Mind Garden

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰

I remember all those allegations of abuse against Merritt K back a decade plus ago and I’d like to say I’m surprised they were never taken seriously but there’s a cone of silence around certain indie scenes that rivals cops. Pretty cool she got so popular regardless

Uh Frank I’m gonna need you to scream DEBASER louder there’s some people in the next reality who didn’t hear

I'm sorry but the dodgy AI Starmer fan graphics are cracking me up

This is like a guy who deliberately shits in sinks feeling betrayed he’s been banned from public toilets

I hate games that have magic rings but you can only wear two. Unrealistic. I’d have rings stacked up on each finger. Not even able to bend. I would have everything pierced. I would be unstoppable.

New Kier Starmers are fucking spawning in like Boltzmann Brains

It's just been announced that @reccanti.bsky.social and I will be taking over the classic cartoon strip "Garfield"

Just realised that all of the bosses in Metal Gear Rising Revengence essentially have the same ideology as Graham Platner except Blade Wolf and have songs about how they have the same ideology as Graham Platner except Blade Wolf youtu.be/Wfjzd9x5578?...

you wish you had this swag

Me trying to understand Kamen Rider lore: So the main guy has IQ of 600, is a scientist, a professional bike racer and a college kid who was kidnapped by some world conquering society to be made into a cyber soilder....holy shit this is awesome

We smoking that Kier Starmer pack (I’m immediately arrested for smoking that Kier Starmer pack)

He is referring to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Sir Keir Starmer, who is a pig, a slob, and a wretched dog

What a waste of my time and yours

I’m glad this game looks like someone made a creepy waxwork dummy of someone I once loved and is a BDS target so I won’t be playing it

Search r/publicspeaking for “propranolol” (common beta blocker) and yes people in public speaking are using it and recommending it as a performance enhancer. Yes sports played at the national level do absorb revolutionary energy because they create a heady emotional charge around patriotism?

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Tomodachi Life is a game where your child's first formative memories are the death of Keemstar

They really let me realise my resting bastard face when they uploaded me to the digital realm to fuck thousands of sonic the hedgehogs

it's da fifth element. it's luc besson's 1997 gorgeous swashbuckling sexist sci fi blockbuster the fifth element. there, i just saved you two long boobful hours.

A team of women to make sure Leon Kennedy was hot. A team of women to make sure Diana was correctly child-like. Capcom understands the pitfalls and assignments. Now to assemble a team to make sure Resident Evil 5, the game that caused them to start being like this, is less uh. You know.

At the 1991 CES trade show, Nintendo's booth allowed attendees to stand in front of a green screen, which would then be overlaid over Super Mario World, so they could "be in the game" with Mario. The bad syncing on the overlay gives the resulting footage an extremely amateurish appearance.

This is absolutely deranged. He is promising genocide in Lebanon to ‘avenge’ the death of an illegally-invading soldier.

Have a bad summer and feel yourself mutate. I know I am!

I kinda like that the reflecting pool looks like ecto cooler now

Hey everybody my name is ALEX♥️ I’m a COSPLAYER from AMERICA My FAMOUS CHARACTER that I COSPLAY is a SICKLY MAN, EMOTIONALLY SICK, wearing CLOTHES like I stopped CARING in 2012🎶

I’m kind of into like gothification. It’s kind of like bimbofication or force feminization, but instead of that stuff it’s making someone goth. It’s because of the high concentration of goth girls being nice to me when I was younger. Some people are already goth though, which is great.

happy pride

Come on man you ain’t gotta do Justin like that 😭

Boots Riley wears the big hats like when Homer was doing secret filming because he’s secretly filming you for the Ellison family

Why do AFI look like Matt Smith’s polycule of YouTube film reviewers in 2026? #whyafilooklikedrwholetterboxdpolycule

Austin Powers, having been frozen again after the end of the last movie, must watch news compilations again to catch up on what’s he missed. On TV, the first plane hits the tower. He pauses it, holds his head in hands. Camera follows him to the sink, visibly pale as he pours a glass of water

Its 2006, I’m looking at the internet and people want to fuck the cartoon clown Its 2016, I’m looking at the internet and people want to fuck the cartoon clown Its 2026, I’m looking at the internet and people want to fuck the cartoon clown It’s 2036, ingratiating myself into beast society,

No Saturn pad fake gamer detected

tfw you take way too much benadryl