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Badempanada forgetting to pretend to care about genocide because he’s a weird little goblin who freaks out about “idpol” is always revealing Pretty soon he’s gonna have to get a real job and I can’t wait

I wonder how those looksmaxxer weirdos would react if they knew the chin/jawline final boss is short king, David Patrick Kelly. Out here breaking facial bones and getting outmogged by a 5’6” legend.

Things my mom complained about today: -Blueberries aren’t as big as they used to be -Chocolate isn’t as good as steak -Her car goes too fast when she’s driving -She’s too out of shape to exercise -Someone should invent a match that starts fires slower -The kitchen faucet is too shiny

Classic

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Tesco just fucking flashbanged me with a demonic entity

Everyone's making fun of the bean article but I remember when a ton of you guys became fucking weirdos doing bespoke colonizer bean delivery services just like two years ago instead of masking and going to your local Latino market.

The real winners of the Kentucky derby were the Botai hunters (c. 3700–3100 BC) for domesticating horses and bringing glory to KAZAKHSTAN

ABSTRACT/ELECTRIC.GIF

What do you mean that wasn’t a shitpost

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

Jesus Christ, this is minuscule savings in the federal budget but will actively harm so many people. Carney is such a villain, and for what?

#Garfield 01/07/1987 🐱

Add six minutes of match making between each shot and you have my experience playing marathon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAj...

A girl before and after the photographer told her she was beautiful

I tried to play Killdozer’s cover of Sweet Home Alabama for my girlfriend and she said “turn that shit off that’s what my panic attacks sound like”

Sometimes still masking feels like the most joyful thing, sometimes merely a grim necessity and sometimes like the most insane unreasonable thing to do ever

I have literally only ever seen the Metal Gear version of this before today, I didn’t even realize it was from something and not just a shitpost lmao

Adding to this somewhat, but I remember a while ago seeing some FPGA dev was using AI to code and like, the fact that this specific kind of mental rot has seeped into games preservation - where accuracy matters a LOT - is frustrating beyond words.

Me whenever I hear ANOTHER MiSTer FPGA dev has used generative AI to joylessly slop out an arcade core as quickly as possible youtu.be/IWa_r2J_AfY?...

Busy looking at my assembled paintings I collected 2015-2019 of “Donald Trump fat with tiny penis” and “Trump as baby shitting himself” and “trump sucking Putin penis” and spending 18hrs a day looking at these

Gonna get around to watching Tim Heidecker do a perfect Alex jones impression for 8hrs right after I finish my backlog of “woman who made vids of lip syncing Trump” in 2017

this is so fucking funny dude

you persist in telling me the most mystifying and exasperating stories

Remember the FMV intro from "GTA 2"? #GTA #GrandTheftAuto #FMV #Windows9x

X-Files Lexx Venture Brothers I Think You Should Leave Adam And Joe Show The Young Ones Red Dwarf Devilman Crybaby Jam The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer Quantum Leap Voltron: Legendary Defender Robot Wars Evangelion Round The Bend

Yeah of course I read theory

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

Me explaining Barney Rubble is fuckable

the AI said "I need a fat bitch" what could this mean

It’s the freakin weekend

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

This is one of the first films to use computer animation and it still looks amazing

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

My general understanding of Pinhead is he’s such a freak as a human he can’t get off any more, becomes an indentured religious figure/sex worker and yearns to branch off on his own. The same rough outline reoccurs in the films, books and comics by Baker. They might understand that, actually

Tobal No. 1 / Print ad / Squaresoft / 1996

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

These guys have Gary right pissed

Chili dawgs