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In the same way Harris’s political choices keep making me want to ask “who are you taking advice from?”, everything Newsom says makes me wonder “who are you hanging out with?”
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Blue Heron Farm
3 days ago
When you accidentally fall off the back of the sofa, in between the cushion and the back, but pretend that's exactly what you meant to do.
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Such a good album cover
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6 days ago
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“The Celtics have Bill Russell as a legend, their fans can‘t be racist. (please do not ask Bill Russell about this)
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7 days ago
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hatherine kepburn
7 days ago
do you think the Romans crucified St Peter were like "OK now lets do a silly one"
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The fact that there's a big chance we'll have to be hoping its urine in the 2028 Dem primary again makes it even crazier to me that Newsom fans now are screaming "You have to be happy if it's blood!" in stranger's replies.
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Paul Musgrave
11 days ago
Hmm
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I’m sorry David, I’m sure that with three kids and two jobs you are understandably thinking about other things, but re: Stinky the Hutt, diapers aren’t for preventing nudity
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when someone on the teams meeting asks if i have anything to add
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”This raises thought provoking questions about what makes something a cow”
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13 days ago
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At least he was charming
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“No Papers?” “No papers. State to state.”
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13 days ago
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“You see, the joke is that other children on the island couldn’t leave because they were kept as sex slaves. I took my family there and am saying all this to defend myself.”
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14 days ago
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Coach Finstock
15 days ago
Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus
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Scream 7 is for narcs
16 days ago
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quinoa joaquin
16 days ago
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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My kids when I make a joke that’s actually funny
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17 days ago
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such a subtle but powerful way to stunt on someone (me) when I reply to someone and they like it a day or more later, "look at me using social media a healthy amount", must be nice
18 days ago
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Jon Seidel
19 days ago
On top of everything else, here is Marimar Martinez's defense attorney explaining how to delete a tweet, after a prosecutor last week said he assumed there was a way to do it but wasn't sure:
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Kath Barbadoro
19 days ago
the lesson any normal ppl would take from the epstein files is that some people will excuse anything in order to be proximal to money and power and these guys are like "well I know we're not in the emails but we want to remind people that we'll also do that"
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20 days ago
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Kelsey Atherton
20 days ago
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Brian Phillips
21 days ago
So flourishing is a crime now
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about 2 weeks ago people were being chided for not welcoming this creep into the Dem coalition, next time maybe assume we have good reasons for telling someone to go fuck themselves
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21 days ago
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Dogpatch Press
23 days ago
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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Fucked up that you can murder Tasha Yar and still get invited to the Grammys
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23 days ago
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*victims looking at Zodiac Killer peeking at them at Lake Berryessa "Don't worry, he's got DEA on his outfit"
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25 days ago
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Reconstructionist
25 days ago
everyone in this administration has main character syndrome with podcaster characteristics
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Grant Brisbee
26 days ago
THOMAS PAINE: Please take my pamphlet on the necessity of an egalitarian government by the people and f PHILLY MAN NO. 1: hey tom what the fuck is all over your pamphlet PHILLY MAN NO. 2: yo tom here's some common sense for you dickweed, wash your hands after you go to the bathroom
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Dan McQuade
4 months ago
Mystery is from Toronto, but his pick-up artist HQ was in Hollywood. Who will he be rooting for in the World Series? One intrepid journalist is attempting to find out.
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Dan McQuade
4 months ago
I had to be here for the return of Hip Hop
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Like the idea that at a certain level of advancement, technology is indistinguishable from magic, watching David Lynch movies has made me feel you reach a level of depravity where human evil is indistinguishable from supernatural evil. Stephen Miller could be possessed by Bob and would act the same.
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Andrew Lawrence
27 days ago
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Julian Sanchez
27 days ago
Breaking: Trump directs reporters to place hands over eyes; ICE now gone from Minneapolis. Update: We put our hands down, and they appear to be back. Update: After repeat of presidential directive, they appear to be gone again. We’re so confused!
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Joe Berkowitz
27 days ago
Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
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Brian Phillips
28 days ago
THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS
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Luke Knox
28 days ago
how Ilhan was ready to handle things:
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28 days ago
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Listening to right wing podcasts will either make you hate them more or you’re an idiot. I already know all about them and am not stupid.
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28 days ago
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Adam Serwer
28 days ago
The nuremberg race laws were legal, so they were ok! Amazing fucking take, congratulations
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29 days ago
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
29 days ago
Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis
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about 1 month ago
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The people who say school shootings are a necessary fact of life so people can own assault rifles are about to tell us if you’re arrested and have a gun on you it’s ok to summarily execute you.
about 1 month ago
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John Oxley
about 1 month ago
Appears this is also true for fascism.
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mike taddow
about 1 month ago
two things: • it’s -8° (feels like -22°) • when the drone turns the corner….
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Dominique Baker
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I am not being snarky. I need my colleagues who wrote on covid school lockdowns to engage with this. To be as loud as they have been about prior "learning loss." Hell, you can cite Tom & Mark's AERJ paper so you feel better that there's some econ somewhere in your argument.
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