very important for people to learn the mental health improving concept of "they're not talking about me"

@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social Kelsey watching The Drama

“if you google my name, it DOES bring up my feud with John Popper but to be fair, he deserved it”

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

the people that still care about a senate candidates Nazi tattoo are the problem here, ideas that used to be too stupid for people to say in public now get bragged about under a byline

welp this is becoming part of my vocabulary forever

Never a better day for it to happen

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

ME: look, a lot went into this set of compensation options. housing. transportation. I'm hoping we can finally end negotiations here - no? God...do you at least have a reasonable counter demand I can actually provide? SWEET BABY: *stoned facedly slides folded paper note across table* NOTE: "Mama"

Gonna be honest, that was insufficient discussion of Geno pissing himself, these are work hours on here people

Arthur in Michael Clayton: (pacing around kitchen after manic swing) fuck, I’m not gonna be able to finish all this bread

still inventing never written sentences

*extremely loud Marge Simpson noise*

Real 3D chess move by Trump to have ICE agents scratch their asses in front of 4 hour security lines to make very clear “you’re waiting in this to make sure these guys get paid”. No one ever claim he’s smart again.

Incredible scene: Travelers wait on hours-long security line at George Bush International Airport in Houston while Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” blasts through the speakers. (video shared directly with me)

Go Birds

This machine kills fascists

Watched RRR again, which I love from the safe distance I'm at, but you get to the end dance with the muscled up gun god statue and then photos of historical figures and its hard to not feel like you just got played

ok i am linking to the ig post since so many people like this SHE DID A STOP MOTION APPA CABBAGE:

this is unironically the best case for punitive taxation there are arguments about fairness and freedom and whatever else but at the end of the day it is self-evidently far too dangerous for society as a whole for anyone to have that much money, the end

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social saw the latest Maintenance Phase pop up and my brain registered it as Russel Brand being the guest, almost freaked out that they’d finally gotten to you too

EXCLUSIVE: Trump tells NBC News that make he's is Iran a ready make but ceasefire to negotiate a ready not There, equally insightful information

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote:

the only thing missing is a stock ticker

where my real Bodø/Glimtheads at

I feel cleansed

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

ffffuck i forgot about this

Standing athwart history, yelling

For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

In the same way Harris’s political choices keep making me want to ask “who are you taking advice from?”, everything Newsom says makes me wonder “who are you hanging out with?”

When you accidentally fall off the back of the sofa, in between the cushion and the back, but pretend that's exactly what you meant to do.

Such a good album cover

“The Celtics have Bill Russell as a legend, their fans can‘t be racist. (please do not ask Bill Russell about this)

do you think the Romans crucified St Peter were like "OK now lets do a silly one"

The fact that there's a big chance we'll have to be hoping its urine in the 2028 Dem primary again makes it even crazier to me that Newsom fans now are screaming "You have to be happy if it's blood!" in stranger's replies.

Hmm

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@davidlsims.bsky.social I’m sorry David, I’m sure that with three kids and two jobs you are understandably thinking about other things, but re: Stinky the Hutt, diapers aren’t for preventing nudity

when someone on the teams meeting asks if i have anything to add