In the same way Harris’s political choices keep making me want to ask “who are you taking advice from?”, everything Newsom says makes me wonder “who are you hanging out with?”

When you accidentally fall off the back of the sofa, in between the cushion and the back, but pretend that's exactly what you meant to do.

Such a good album cover

“The Celtics have Bill Russell as a legend, their fans can‘t be racist. (please do not ask Bill Russell about this)

do you think the Romans crucified St Peter were like "OK now lets do a silly one"

The fact that there's a big chance we'll have to be hoping its urine in the 2028 Dem primary again makes it even crazier to me that Newsom fans now are screaming "You have to be happy if it's blood!" in stranger's replies.

Hmm

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@davidlsims.bsky.social I’m sorry David, I’m sure that with three kids and two jobs you are understandably thinking about other things, but re: Stinky the Hutt, diapers aren’t for preventing nudity

when someone on the teams meeting asks if i have anything to add

”This raises thought provoking questions about what makes something a cow”

At least he was charming

“No Papers?” “No papers. State to state.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JW...

“You see, the joke is that other children on the island couldn’t leave because they were kept as sex slaves. I took my family there and am saying all this to defend myself.”

Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus

Scream 7 is for narcs

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

My kids when I make a joke that’s actually funny

such a subtle but powerful way to stunt on someone (me) when I reply to someone and they like it a day or more later, "look at me using social media a healthy amount", must be nice

On top of everything else, here is Marimar Martinez's defense attorney explaining how to delete a tweet, after a prosecutor last week said he assumed there was a way to do it but wasn't sure:

the lesson any normal ppl would take from the epstein files is that some people will excuse anything in order to be proximal to money and power and these guys are like "well I know we're not in the emails but we want to remind people that we'll also do that"

So flourishing is a crime now

about 2 weeks ago people were being chided for not welcoming this creep into the Dem coalition, next time maybe assume we have good reasons for telling someone to go fuck themselves

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Fucked up that you can murder Tasha Yar and still get invited to the Grammys

*victims looking at Zodiac Killer peeking at them at Lake Berryessa "Don't worry, he's got DEA on his outfit"

everyone in this administration has main character syndrome with podcaster characteristics

THOMAS PAINE: Please take my pamphlet on the necessity of an egalitarian government by the people and f PHILLY MAN NO. 1: hey tom what the fuck is all over your pamphlet PHILLY MAN NO. 2: yo tom here's some common sense for you dickweed, wash your hands after you go to the bathroom

Mystery is from Toronto, but his pick-up artist HQ was in Hollywood. Who will he be rooting for in the World Series? One intrepid journalist is attempting to find out.

I had to be here for the return of Hip Hop

Like the idea that at a certain level of advancement, technology is indistinguishable from magic, watching David Lynch movies has made me feel you reach a level of depravity where human evil is indistinguishable from supernatural evil. Stephen Miller could be possessed by Bob and would act the same.

Breaking: Trump directs reporters to place hands over eyes; ICE now gone from Minneapolis. Update: We put our hands down, and they appear to be back. Update: After repeat of presidential directive, they appear to be gone again. We’re so confused!

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS

how Ilhan was ready to handle things:

Listening to right wing podcasts will either make you hate them more or you’re an idiot. I already know all about them and am not stupid.

The nuremberg race laws were legal, so they were ok! Amazing fucking take, congratulations bsky.app/profile/joel...

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

The people who say school shootings are a necessary fact of life so people can own assault rifles are about to tell us if you’re arrested and have a gun on you it’s ok to summarily execute you.

Appears this is also true for fascism.

two things: • it’s -8° (feels like -22°) • when the drone turns the corner….

I am not being snarky. I need my colleagues who wrote on covid school lockdowns to engage with this. To be as loud as they have been about prior "learning loss." Hell, you can cite Tom & Mark's AERJ paper so you feel better that there's some econ somewhere in your argument.