Consideration ages you 😩 a quick no keeps you youthful

inside of us, there are two wolves (one of them uses commas)

If only there were signs, like signs literally tatooed on his body.

No Way to Prevent These Accusations says Only Candidate This Keeps Happening To

Tunde is an unreasonably handsome man

my bete noire is people making jokes about "my hat is like a shark's fin" not realizing its a line from "I'm Bad", he's saying his Kangol is a warning sign like seeing a shark's fin sticking up from the water, not that he has a pointy hat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVDf...

If you are reading a Supreme Court term recap that talks about how the Perfect, Principled Supreme Court doled out some wins to Trump and some losses to Trump, you are reading the analysis of a professional water-carrier who has the memory of a goldfish

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

I would have thought "Armie Hammer's character in the Uwe Boll anti-immigrant vigilante movie is an absentee landlord who in one scene fucks a sex worker in one of his properties and gets distracted by the presence of black mold" was a joke if I hadn't heard multiple podcasts bring it up

Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization

Mets win

I am quite ready for the “ohh you know FIFA is corrupt now, name three of their albums” people to shut up

oops! didn't mean to say that! hewwo teehee!

10:30- going back for more Salute to America

Spock tolerated pussy

They lost in family court; But they won't lose on the pickleball court.

Oh Great more straight people relationship discourse. I have an idea how about everyone kill themselves right now.

As a reminder when a bigot was racist towards Bryton James and got cussed out by Victor Newman

From Josie Stratman (NY Daily News): “Mayor Mamdani on his "Talk with the Mayor" twitch stream reveals an old username: airnova2112 (after Mars 2112) Apparently a 15-year-old Mamdani used the username to come to the defense of his director mom, Mira Nair, from haters on online film chat boards”

The amount of human suffering, injury, and illness that has been avoided by the advent of hormonal contraception is staggering; the amount of human potential, talent, and innovation that it has unleashed should make you weep with gratitude.

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Bro its a meme.......

no one needs to talk to you about it actually. that's not really a necessary part of the process

slander of our sad in a horny way king

m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_zr... the ego required to like this more than Kubrick’s just bc it sticks to the book is incredible (I’m so glad that when I read the book I didn’t know he was basically welding a croquet mallet)

good dap routines require practice

@lindseyadler.bsky.social have we gotten your ruling on the channing tatum commercial?

I wrote about the MeToo backlash genre of celebrity profiles where a rich guy who was “cancelled” over credible rape/abuse allegations wants a “comeback” despite facing little to no accountability. And for some reason we’re supposed to sympathize with his “plight” spitfirenews.com/p/armie-hamm...

Koeman angrily showing and tapping his watch like at dad who was told their table would be ready in 15-20 minutes

I do love the energy of the celebrations--Mamdani and the Knicks right now, the Giants' two World Series wins back then. I'm not a sports fan, but I'm a sports-fan fan. Meanwhile, climate: bigger than anything else in scale, impact, duration, etc. More coverage please. p.s. This happened.

plot twist from a mystery novel where the detective is 12

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social this is a complicated one

New York Knicks owner James Dolan said the team will accept an invite to visit the White House

fantastic self cutback shot there

This Croatian goalie is stretching out to keep these England players from scoring like Croatia stretches out to keep Bosnians from going swimming

i like jeans too omgggg

happy pride 💕

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

"We're going to have to schedule 2-3 extra days for Susan Collins to think about it, Fetterman is a yes though."

I need you to see how tiny this entire paperback novel (George Orwell's Animal Farm) looks in Victor Wembanyama's hand

the last thing you see before you die

me when I have to come up with something nice to say about myself

okay well the less puritanical version is that you should only buy owls from people you know and try to have a friend without an owl with you

Joe Rogan looks like borrowed that Willy Wonka gum from Violet Beauregarde.