Thinking of getting dangerously addicted to freeze-dried marshmallows

we live inside the worlds we construct for ourselves

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

I love stop-motion animation

the prettiest woman there

jaws of nostalgia page 4 (end)

I need to step on a wet pine cone with a big boot or I will die

✴duo

Life could be a dream.

Okay, children. Let's go over this again, because some of you are on the fucking remedial level here: If it doesn't have proper names or list a location and a search of the news outlet credited returns nothing, it's a fake. For fuck's sake people, TV news call signs are *four* letters. THINK.

sometimes i have to play an album just off the strength of the cover art (totally worth it in this case btw)

RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack

#RIP Rob Base variety.com/2026/music/n...

kinda speaks to how generally sexually repressed americans are that even avid supporters of queer rights mainly mostly couch it in “love is love” and steer away from explicitly saying its fine for consenting adults to suck and fuck and that its weird to want to legislate it

The story of Charlie Kirk would be regarded as the funniest thing to happen in America if comedy was truly legal

You don't understand, I still have to go on twitter to really see what's going on outside the Echo Chanber

word's most dedicated Venom fan.

Raw milk?! I thought you said ROM milk!

Montserrat Energy

if it were literally anybody else, this would be proof he's dying, but he just hates his son

i'm gonna put my tetris skillz on my resume. that ought to get me a job.

The Beverage Scientists have finally done it!!!

i hate giving any brand credit but i have to admit playboy is really stepping up on the Hey All This Shitty Tech Is Ruining Sex beat

There are so many songs about “love” but only one song about “slam in the back of my Dragula”. Makes you re-evaluate things, innit?

alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia

Being a regular fat guy is like purgatory. You either want to lose it or gain more and become a pro wrestler whose finisher is sitting on their opponent

More like Betty (don't say "poop," people will think it's a race thing, whitey)… uh… Goop (nailed it)

they call me, the undefeatable logician

Happy to announce that since this article was published, Fortnite raised its rate to $5000 :)

NY POST: Mamdani attends Knicks game and sits in $700 seat! MAMDANI’S SEAT AT THE KNICKS GAME:

I've never played Magic but this article isn't really about Magic, it's about everything. Look at this mess.

As somewhat related to talk show hosts getting fired:I'm not looking forward to Stephen Colbert growing a salt-and-pepper beard and doing a dramatic leading role in an independent movie that "is so important right now."

I lost a lot of respect for Stephen Colbert when he had a "funny" dancing segment to Get Lucky that featured Henry Kissinger. When Obama was elected he stopped trying so hard and he never really figured out how to get back to getting back to his peak. So, no, I guess I won't miss the show.

I never wanted a late night comedy talk show host who would feel the news with me. That is perhaps the last thing I wanted.

Five minutes into reanimating the dead and chill and he gives you this look.

I don't like the Jennifer Hudson tunnel videos, they make me feel embarrassed, and the phrase "Jennifer Hudson tunnel videos" confuses me in a way I wasn't educated to deal with

daily reality is basically exactly like this these days. you don't even need the glasses

Dear God

Health not FREE!!!!! Fetterman SMASH!!!!!!!

jesus christ

Young moviegoers are finally waking up to the divine truth that none of these movies are all that good and have a very thin premise stretched to the breaking point.

More people should stop trying to make movies on paper and start making weird and stupid comic books

If you told me when I was watching I Love The 90s that in the future I could watch guys stay in hotels I would tell you that the future sounds like it sucks but the thing is, I like watching guys stay in hotels

Back when I was a teen you had to find something to watch on tv to keep yourself entertained but now you can listen to an hour long video of a British guy that is still mad at The Walking Dead and it’s better

Hooters has always been family friendly?