I shot a shrimp in Reno Just to eat fried rice

Send this to your girl and say "me and also me"

Dudes Rock

This is my house

I once attended a will․i․am New Year's Eve performance in Vegas. He played a bunch of Black Eyed Peas songs from his iPod while occasionally adlibbing "yeah" on the mic. He missed midnight because he was in the middle of a song and then tried to convince the crowd to do a countdown at like 12:02.

I have to clarify that when I say "what up ya dirt bitch" it's done in the thickest Philly accent I can muster

Really, you like rock music? Like, as an adult? You haven't moved on to jazz or techno or something?

the ghost of christmas past stuck in an animation loop in the corner of the bedroom, rendering it impossible for scrooge to complete his mission. he dies a hated man

Blade 1998

This hole… It was made for Coffee!!

If you see this post your favorite final fantasy character

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

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Yeah my girl's a baddie. Straight up immoral n shit

www.patreon.com/klytuz?utm_c... I have big plans for my patreon in 2026, tune in!

Very proud of my 2025. Made a lot of art I'm proud of (though most I can't show yet), joined some big projects (see previous), moved into a new place, and I think my bigger goals seem more feasible now.

Haven't seen any GOTY lists with Mala Petaka on it, which is crazy because it is

Thanks for the reminder Bari Weiss

And Tiny Tim… Who died in Vietnam…

I like that the assumption everyone is making is that Clinton has nothing to hide, and not that he is very aware that whatever specific acts Epstein has him for are all also implicating Trump within the same acts themselves (as in both were present) thus letting him do this scare free lol.

‘Tis the season

I still don't know what Animal Well is

I remember when Economy Guys at least had the wherewithal to not lie about how great it was when an evil Right Wing lunatic was actively making it worse, but now they all have Poster's Brain and their only interest is winning the argument against imagined tankies they've been battling for 10 years

Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere

This is my house.

I'd be willing to bet the average coder and artist at Level-5 would tell you that it's less than 1% in reality. And most of that 1% needs to get replaced anyway. Do not trust what investor-brained CEOs say about any of this.

My response to much of the AI-based doom and gloom going around can be summarized as: Yes, if everything happened as these CEOs are claiming, it would be catastrophic But they're also as credible as the CEOs (often the same guys) claiming that every game would be on The Blockchain with shared items

There won't be any more non-patreon podcasting from me in 2025 so I'm going to do a short thread counting down my personal top 12 public SFULTRA episodes of the year (in chronological order). Impossible to narrow it down to that but let's try. All of these on the usual podcast apps and spotify.

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

Nation's Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

AI is a goddamn disaster on every level and every time someone tells me they use ChatGP for something, I immediately lose respect for them.

It would undermine the whole idea (which is why I support it), but I think that in the Doctor Doom Avengers movie none of the other characters should ever notice or comment on the fact he looks exactly like Iron Man

DID YOU KNOW? Most video games are funded by Halliburton

A very simple way of figuring out whether any given piece of technology is a fad or not is figuring out of will•i•am has invested in it.

looking through my photo edits folder once more

I'm getting another 40% keyboard sent to me from the wonderful people in Guangzhou and the way it's laid out feels like cheating. It'd be like making a planck keyboard with a 4x13 layout, you know what I mean

Someone should get me an autogyro for Christmas. I will not use it responsibly and will likely die horribly due to a collision with a Cessna as I live fairly close to a municipal airport, but I still want one.

I only saw Avatar 2 because my brother and I had good things. I thought it was dumb and the frame rate lagged in some places, which theoretically shouldn't be possible

can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob

Who care

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i mean it's awful but it's also very funny how stupid all the people in charge of the most powerful entity in the world, perhaps in the history of the world, are