my brain every time the play by play announcer mentions Montreal Canadiens goaltender Jakub Dobeš

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

I’m too busy noticing #strange #patterns right now to come to the phone

I hope it gets canceled entirely! Oh, I hope no one ever has fun again!!!

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

i’ve been saying AIs main utility to capitalists is to allow them to bring back all the racism sexism ableism transphobia and every other bigotry under the sun we’ve managed to mitigate in the last century and go “computer did it 🤷‍♀️” when called out for it

We keep reinventing phrenology. We can't stop, we just love it too damn much.

We had @stefanheck.bsky.social on Guys this week to talk about some very annoying guys, it’s nostalgia guys, wouldn’t we all love to go back in time and be our own dad? bdd66b71-1e02-45c7-ad9e-0b9aadb7926b.libsyn.com/guys-episode...

I wonder what's causing all the horrific industrial accidents. Anyway, here's a picture from 2016 of Trump complaining about regulations before cutting as many as possible

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

LRP: I was so hesitant to repost because I just suspect every video is AI these days. The pig looks like an animatronic, to me

This is complete hogwash

I appreciate the energy, but I really don't think the two are related. I think he's starving families and gutting healthcare because he wants to, regardless of the evidence of his boss fucking children

Listened to an Australian podcast where one of the hosts made reference to the New York Knicks as being a baseball team, then going on to imply the Red Sox were also from New York. An arbitrary thing to get angry about and yet,

I see, I see www.reuters.com/world/us/boe...

829 - I'm Tecmo, Welcome 2 My Deception

Look at this thing

The ugly truth is there's no himbofication beam out there. You gotta himbofy yourself through hard work and dedication, players

Not Nancy Pelosi! She was so good at insider trading!

I HATE BEING EMPLOYED

They're known colloquially as The Two Raidens

Nostalgia Guys wasn’t on the list until this happened in September

I said, Baby, It's 3AM, I eat baloney

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Sega Saturn

I don't practice Diarrhea

"World War Woke"

Once again thinking of the hated water sommelier

This Girl Had 1,000,000 Surgeries and She's Still Beautiful

That's my secret Cap, I always have to pee

Hot take: if tokyopop's manwha line was more popular we wouldn't have to live through the awful rise of webtoon

"Cast in the name of God, Ye not guilty"

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

map of America's "great red cities"

ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate the humble potato:

Speaking as a NYC resident/not as a reporter, I'm still in awe of how weird and bad Cuomo's campaign was. His message during the primary seemed to be "I am owed this." After he lost it was "ignore Dems, you Dems," plus islamophobia. The last day it was "my car technically isn't the same as OJ's."