One episode of ultra Q is the exact length of time it takes the baby to get rocked to sleep

“Sources tells me Donald is stable” is going to hit like drugs

“trump derangement syndrome” is hilarious for the level of gaslighting implicit in it. it’s like that video of the kid who eats the guys receipt at Walmart

it’s too bad they made an extraction shooter I’m interested in playing at the same time I spend 90% of my free time taking care of an infant

Could a depressed person do this

zoomer slasher film where the teenagers are murdered after watching an unnecessary sex scene

My daughter is so based she has milk with every meal

picked up the pacifier I dropped on the ground with my feet without disturbing the baby sleeping on my chest #superdad

Starting this new invincible season. Oliver with a PSP looking thing playing Pokémon my mans got one of them new anbernics

lmao congratulations to the democrats for accidentally abolishing ice. trump losing 4d chess to a dog

MAGA inlaws desperately trying to reconnect after learning they have a grandchild are in the "find out" phase of what it means to have unconditional love and support for their pedophile president

This might be crazy but I think taskmaster nz might be the best taskmaster pound for pound. Or whatever they use over there

put on this John krasinski Apple TV movie. it’s got that prestige tv dark color grading so thankfully I can’t actually see it

It’s insane fetterman’s only been a senator for 3 years it feels like it’s been 300

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

People who say email jobs are easy have never had to use the latest versions of Microsoft excel and windows 11

adding seeing a difference between "gay can have a remote zoom call to technically get married in another country which is then technically legally recognized in Israel" and "gays can get married in Israel" to my list of things which are, surprisingly, antisemitic

If chuck norris is dead explain how he can be pictured alive and well with Netanyahu

lol man

Really weird lie lol

Between the deposition, my sister getting dicked down, the hospital getting hacked, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day

you just created a million chuck norri

RIP chuck norris you were in exactly one (1) good movie and that's one more than I've ever been in

easy p good thing ive been making lately - sauté a carrot and various alliums, toast the rice for a few minutes, drop it all in the rice cooker with broth with a generous helping of miso throw some tofu and broccoli on top to steam

Does will stancil have a degree in sophistry or did he just spend a lot of time in Reddit

Reading this conversation and the replies it seems like track aipac is antisemitic because it’s called “track aipac” and not “track funding of us politicians by pro-Israel Zionist lobby organizations” kinda sounds like you’re splitting hairs tbh

The gop underestimates the dems ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. War will drive up prices and the democrats will continue to offer no resistance, very easy to see a “no difference why would I show up to vote” situation that Kamala got in with her support for the genocide in Gaza

Last night's Pitt was disgusting copaganda, depicting ICE bringing a victim to the hospital, only assaulting one US citizen, and arresting them rather than shooting them in the head with a gun

How the baby looks at me while I’m feeding her a bottle

Dr Robby you gotta kill these guys

Happy pitt night

Absolutely astonishing

lol these guys really will lecture you about how voting for platners vorboten bc of the Nazi tattoo thing then in the next breath be like “you should’ve voted for the more moral genocide you stupid piece of shit”

I’m coming to understand what counts as being a nazi on bluesky: having a tattoo apologizing and getting it covered up And what doesn’t count as being a nazi: supporting an apartheid state in their ongoing genocide of an oppressed class of people

did barak ravid write this

oh you care about Israel's genocide in gaza more than this guys tattoo? what are you some kind of disabled person?

shenmue 1 and 2 on switch when

goddammit lmao

some mills voter just told me graham platner is bad because his campaign ads didn't feature any POC

all the libs yelling me in this thread is a great illustration of how all this stuff about platner being an undercover neonazi is coded zionism. they were going to do try this "antisemitic" smear regardless the tattoo was a coincidence

hey at least we agree on one thing

what do these moron libs think happens in congress lmao

Liberals watching Zionists raping prisoners and killing children

I’m surprised that bluesky is confused Warren has always loved tattoos that evoke the holocaust

Notice how there’s no women of color in this mills ad (they all work for her)

Seeing some very normal posts in to:warren.senate.gov

Trash can owners when someone puts trash in their trash can

If you’re mad about someone throwing trash in your trash can you must be excommunicated from society

The developers of Microsoft office clearly have never had a real job bc why is it constantly pestering me about using csv.

the entire executive branch is constantly larping as winston churchill no matter what their job is lol