an anti femboy tumblr post of mine just popped off. pray for me gamers i think i'm in for it

I forgot to say happy Jan 6. So glad that kind of thing never happens any more

elon musk was hired by yaldabaoth to annoy us and no one has ever done it better than him

remember game rental services? you could go to blockbuster and borrow a game for a day or two. imagine how long you'd have to rent a game like persona 5

i think spider man and batman should hang out more. they had one crossover comic where they fought carnage and the joker and it was decent but didn't do nearly enough. peter and bruce are basically the same kind of ideology except one is poor one is rich

If it bites you and you die it is venom If you bite it and you die it poison If it bite you and it die Bummel Bee

Original character Jeremy Laramie Lerue. He has no brain and the government is after him. What for?

katt & ankha gijinkas... gay cats

Fitted Sheet? More like Shitted Feet !

My job is doing free Bon Jovi cover band concerts call that a Pro Pro Bono Bono

Spongebob Big Guy has been mentally on repeat in my head for days

i'm no pundit but my prediction about venezuela is that because the liberals have been trying to fuck over the country the spin on this is going to be "well actually the venezuelans appreciate being liberated from maduro" as if the usa hasnt been ratfucking venezuela since chavez came to power in 97

FUN TIP: stop paying income tax. you'll have more money and feel great! the irs is underfunded anyway. you can ask your hr department to no longer withhold it

For those earnestly wondering why didn’t anyone in the military say no, why did the soldiers agree to do this, remind yourself of how much money we spend on technology made solely for killing for our military, and then ask what child wouldn’t want an excuse to play with his toys

i desperately hope venezuela can hold off against the united states in this demonic war

might be a stupid question and i'm only on ep 5. but am i supposed to dislike the hive mind in pluribus? it's kind of hard to follow carol as a protagonist sometimes

What is going on? Why do we feel so dead inside? Why are things so horrible? The simple answer is that the ruling class, the modern Demiurges of our society, have made it that way. How do we escape their prison? You likely already know. Please, wake up.

PROBLEM OF EVIL FINALLY SOLVED AFTER 2000 YEARS OF APOLOGIA: god was "just playing a prank bro"

It's so dry in this fuck ass environs. MINIONS. Bring me Burts Bees, each flavor more extravagant than the last!! I want to learn of a new berry

Every year I have the same attainable New Years resolution. I always attain my goal and I always feel great. Every year I PROMISE myself that I WILL have a sandwich

This is a metaphor #libetsdelae #eridirk

I'm on a roll tonight. I loved dolls btw I feel like it's obvious sometimes. Monster High was sick asf my faves are so obvious #libetsdelae #wip

I Saw The TV Glow is Gnostic propaganda (This Is Good)

Today I am finding out Twitter's Grok AI can be used to undress and bend over any woman who posts a selfie there. Very curious what the pro Twitter argument looks like to insiders now lmao

2025's Rat Bastard Of The Year

Many people in the modern world are skeptical of religion at large. As a result, many have turned to the hard sciences to make meaning in their lives to dispel the superstition and dogma of Christianity. But what answers can science not provide? www.patreon.com/posts/147040...

most twitter users arent nazis, but they get really agitated about it because the boss of their most favorite website is definitely fash and they have to wade through fash content each day to see arguments about their favorite characters. so its funnier to just cut that corner and say nazi website

the fact that the dems couldn't beat this is insane lmao

what is most astonishing about the internet is the short term memory of it all. there are many debates that have been solved. who is still talking about being proship or anti in 2025. people are re litigating shit from tumblr 2012. if i see anyone say the term "kink at pride" again ill slay them

"Are rich people happy?"

So is anything going to actually happen about this Epstein stuff

Britain still having a king is so funny to me. What a cucked nation. Indefensible from the outside

women love it when you listen to them #lifehack

i wonder what excuses people have now to still use twitter other than being addicted

SHOULD YOU MOCK THEM BY CALLING THEM BRITISH? 1. Irish- No. They've suffered enough. 2. Scottish- No. They've suffered enough. 3. Welsh- No. They've suffered enough. 4. Australian- Yes 5. British- Yes 6. Canadian- Yes 7. NZ- No, call them Australian 8. USA- No, it won't work

Would YOU go missing at Funk McLovin Land? (My Theme Park)

what if bugs bunny had a brother, named "drugs bunny" who was like his shadow the hedgehog edgy reflection

Arts and Crafts? More like Farts and Craps

O_O irl

ive been sick and on several high strength cold medicines and there are many songs that become very upsetting under those conditions. i don't think i normally have access to the discomfort of listening to Sonic 3 Carnival Night Zone with a fever

this year i was surely on the naughty list because for christmas santa brought me, covid

I wish sometimes I was 3ft tall. Pizza would look so big

There should be more mechas with huge tits. Straight Optimus Prime levels of boob

Sorry no Christmas this year guys. No no this isn't a Grinch thing there was a mix up. Uh yeah we are actually going to be doing Halloween again

i feel like people get hung up on jesus being crucified. it's actually really easy to be hated but jesus was saying some shit about peace and forgiveness too that was important

Bleh

imagine you live in my little pony and every day you see people with cutie marks of paint brushes and beach sandals and computer chips and musical notes all working shitty ass wage-slave jobs. well thats actually how "reallife" is too

i just learned that one piece and jojo have a similar number of chapters. that feels fake lmao

twitter users making fun of bluesky is stolen valour

No one has ever been able to convince me that egg speculation is actually bad. I assume someone is trans gender until I am proven otherwise