here's Stolas with Sevagoth Prime's outfit

awful video incoming

mammoth skooks bub funny bus

worst video of the year incoming

currently wearing this fit and i have never felt more absurd in my entire god damn life

OH GOD GET HIM OFF ME HE'S TAKING OVER OH GOD HE'S TAKING OVER SEND HELP

Wake up. It's Christmas mourning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVBG...

no context stream clip #1

THE STOLAS ROT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD HE HAS EVEN INVADED MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. WHY DID MY BRAIN DECIDE TO LATCH ON TO THIS CHARACTER. WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE LATCHED ON TO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.

i was specifically told to do this in my last stream

stolas cuddles you in bed, the big spoon, as he strokes your chin with his hand and pushes his whole body weight against your back, whispering to you "you're so fun to tease and toy with" then he wraps one leg around your two legs and pulls it in, pincering them between his own and cooing in your e

it was because of this gay ass bird that this old tweet of mine ended up becoming prophecy

this fucking bird has ruined my life

i got motivation to draw this for @spazmaticbanana.bsky.social and added @slushiesoda.bsky.social and @meowsterthe.bsky.social

shout out to this cat me and slushie found in switzerland on google maps

stimulate your senses

just wanted to share this image again

the spazmatic banana stolas moaning video is not real and it cannot hurt you

Update: Still can't do Blitzo.

yes i remembered to make videos too

OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

mubb hakk kuva quartakk

the worst part about owning two of my favorite albums ever on vinyl is that ill turn them on to help me start working on stuff thinking "it'll just be background noise" then i do no work because i get too invested in listening to how good the vinyl sounds and just stare at my screen

Another rushed Kerfus. She loves her default Blender cube!

Well, as it would turn out, dreams do come true. This is a test pressing of the double pack, of which only 5 were ever made. This is the rarest thing I own, and likely will ever own.

Simple Kerfus to wind myself back up.

i make fun of analog horror a lot and generally dislike it for being corny and not scary that being said, every time i have to think about the audio from that vita carnis video about the harvester and the family i find myself unable to stop thinking about it for days and i hate every second of it

i bet that was unexpected huh

had a complete emotional breakdown earlier when my cat myrtle (pictured below) made strange chittering noises that sounded sad to try and lure me towards her and then kept rubbing her face against my eyes to wipe away my tears because i was crying a little this cat means the world to me

picarto.tv/slushiesoda/ the game awards are real. streaming with spazmaticbanana and thespeedyraisin.

im so sorry

shout out to whoever thought vinny vinesauce would find bazongas (a video i made) funny, only for him to sit through it entirely stone-faced and end it by saying "no" i am honored but also horrified

i often think about this not terrible impression i pulled out of my ass at random without even trying to copy an existing character

life is good (guest starring my fan)

what the fuck

spends 300+ dollars on the ability to play floral shoppe on vinyl like a boss (half of that was the speakers i ordered)

update: i did not get scammed, and i actually got a better version of the vinyl than what i paid for (i paid for a seemingly unofficial press, got the olde english spelling bee press instead)

too lazy to take an image of my own copy personally but FUCKING LOOK AT THIS THIS IS SO GOD DAMN PRETTY

held it in my hands and looked at the art booklet inside and instantly thought to myself "holy shit, i *get* vinyl now"

actually while i'm on the topic of floral shoppe i'd like to take a moment to talk about the weird ass art you find on the physical releases of the album, since you dont really see it in any of the online uploads the second one is actually kinda creepy lol

If you wanna commission me during this sale event, send me a message anywhere I'm active! #furryart #furrynsfw

i may or may not have also tracked down and purchased a vinyl of floral shoppe whether or not i just got scammed given the history of this album on vinyl is something only time will tell lol