Your call fatso!

Fuck me, Larry Grayson's defected to reform.

Trump claimed that Russia would never have invaded Ukraine while he was president because Putin respects him too much, but now he's claiming that the US must have Greenland or Putin will invade it.

Does anyone know whether Jeffrey Epstein might have hidden a box of videotapes in Greenland?

I hope this brightens your day 😁😁.

Oh this has made my day. Adold Fatler got all excited about a fake bauble. What a plank.

This one is a no-brainer, unite the electorate petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Is it wrong to wish someone a catastrophic engine failure during a flight across the Atlantic?

Sad fact: The Saturday after Jo Cox was murdered, Tory defector to Refuk, Rosindell, was in Romford campaigning, despite all political parties agreeing not to campaign that weekend. #ukpolitics

Tories, actually.

Oh dear, what a grubby little man the Clacton Quisling is.

FFS America, just impeach and imprison Addled Fatler so we can all get on with our lives!

It's Davos 2012 and Farage is already taking on the unelected globalist elites - and supporting the true democratic British hero of the hour ....

After careful consideration, we accepted Andrew Rosindell into Reform on the strength of his record of voting against LGBT rights, including same sex marriage and scrapping section 28. Reform needs more homophobes.

Never forget: never let anyone else forget either.

This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Reform Party candidate defending murder of a protester. When people show you who they are...

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

More US product alternatives...

If God is reading the news correctly, the US government is deploying two army battalions to Minnesota to distract from their illegal non release of the Epstein files, is that right?

That’s our Netflix and Disney+ accounts cancelled. $320 a year not now going to these two American companies. You can thank Emperor Trump, guys…👍

If you're not sure of what you can boycott to hit back at the orange shitgibbon and his moronic tariffs, here's a really useful list to start with.

Cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz | Andrews McMeel

Turnberry Golf Course to be officially renamed Shit Holes, until all American tariffs on the UK are removed. #voteBinface

This IS the best one yet...

Dear good Americans, you need to be doing what good Germans failed to do in the 1930s, and you need to be doing it right now.

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Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia. #BBCLauraK

To bastardise an old advertising slogan - The future's not bright because the present's orange....

Nigel Farage - "I can't appear on Kuenssberg as Vladimir told me to say I'm under the weather".

I stole this one

This is pretty much the only post anyone should need to understand that Farage is a traitor, a conman and a populist simpleton who must *never* be given power.

Boycott Estée Lauder now! Its owner is the oligarch pushing for the annexation of Greenland. Boycott their owned brands whilst you’re at it.

Only two people in history have ever taken someone else’s Nobel Prize. One was Joseph Goebbels.

Tour guide at Mar-a-Lago: ‘If you look up in the far right corner, 3 rows down, you should be able to see President Trump’s European Figure Skating Champion Trophy of 2022. Below that his ‘Neatest Handwriting in Class Award of 2013. Oh & there’s his FA Cup winners medal etc etc’

We have a winner !

Zionism is to Judaism what Christian nationalism is to Christianity, but at the top of the pyramid, oligarchs and corrupt politicians like Trump aren't even Zionists nor Christian nationalists, they’re predators who feed off our resources and destroy the foundations of democracy and the rule of law.

Week by week - Laura Kuenssberg is interviewing the party leaders. When I agreed to come on the show, I was told Nigel Farage was also doing it. He's now pulled out - and they've sent the deputy instead. The same Nigel Farage who's refusing to debate me. A pattern emerging...

'Nigel Farage would rip £45 billion away from the North - he couldn’t find Rotherham on a map' www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...