These emails are great and all, but the actual files are going to be blocked by P Bondi’s “investigation”. It’s time for someone in the DOJ with both access and a conscience to start leaking.

According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.

Imagine. After all this time it’s been MAGA that doesn’t know what a “woman” is. #ReleaseTheFiles

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Donald Trump takes much needed break from Epstein scandal by attending Coldplay concert.

In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.

Secretary Pete gets it.

The same people who claim we don’t know what a “woman” is are having a real tough time defining a “child”.

Ask yourselves why Pam Bondi is opening an Epstein investigation *today*.

Epstein catered to republicans and democrats alike. Anyone who tells you it involves just one side is either complicit, or covering for someone who is. #ReleaseTheFiles

I’m beginning to think Qanon was more offended by the pizza than the pedophiles.

Thinking about putting one of these in every room of my house.

This 👇👇👇💯

I’ve seen shit saying Donald Trump “had sex with underage women”. Stop saying that. There is no such thing as an “underage woman”; that’s called a child. And there’s no such thing as sex with a child; that’s called rape. Calling it anything less than what it is helps him avoid consequences.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but nothing we do to the insurance industry is going to bring healthcare costs down unless we also do something about the cost of healthcare administrators, and we won’t fix that until we enact serious malpractice reform. It’s all or nothing. I vote for all.

Some time, long ago, when they first invented houses, somebody looked at the place where they would build fires and decided to just call it the “fire place” and that is some seriously lazy shit right there.

Because the next best thing to leaving your house for your children is leaving them your mortgage.

“If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so fucking always?” -Will McAvoy, The Newsroom youtu.be/fJh9t9h6Wn0?...

You are never, ever going to be a billionaire. But someday you might be hungry. Vote accordingly.

She smiles and says “I collect your hair”.

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If this goes on much longer, Sally Struthers is going to start doing commercials to tell us how many starving Americans we can feed for the price of a cup of coffee.

This is just a reminder that for the $40 billion we just donated to Argentina we could pay every air traffic controller in the country’s salary for over three years. #EpsteinShutdown #EpsteinThanksgiving

I can’t believe Biden’s dementia was so bad he forgot to have a government shutdown during his term.

A handy flowchart, in case you’re not sure who to blame for the ongoing shutdown.

As Americans queue up in bread lines across the country, the Drowsy Don prepares for another classic Trump thanksgiving.

You guys, Mamdani is going to have enough of a challenge accomplishing the things he’s actually promised. Making the entire city Muslim will be a pretty big swing. #Breathe

It’s time for a new Ivy League that doesn’t capitulate to a despot.

“Congratulations, son. You’ve been promoted to the rank of rear admiral!” (Five minutes later)…

The SNAP contingency fund holds around $6 billion. Trump refuses to spend it on the American people. The same guy who just fast-tracked $40 billion to Argentina. Trump thinks Argentina deserves our money while he lets Americans starve.

Jesus Christ the world does NOT need a trillionaire.

Never upstage a diva.

Looks like Grampa Cheetoface is getting lost around the White House.

To my fellow Jews: Mamdani ran against three Trump allies. This was a referendum on Trump, not a referendum on Jews. Relax your jaw. Breathe.

He blocked me ages ago, but could someone please remind George that even if you added Sliwa’s votes to Cuomo’s, Zohran still would have won? They could have let the cats vote too, for all it would have mattered. #BlueWave #HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

If you really want to make a Kentuckian mad, let them know that even if you add Sliwa’s votes to Cuomo’s, Zohran still would have won. Boy will they regret not voting!

Does anyone know what time those million people are going to flee NYC now that Zohran has won? Asking because I need to drive later.

Has Zohran seized the means of production yet?

🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨 In light of the ongoing election results, the department of condiments has raised the ketchup alert status to KETCHCON 1. Hold your loved ones close.

She’ll check back and it’ll be something like “science was begging him to get an MRI to understand how a great brain like his works so he did science a little favor.”

In four years, NYC will still be the capitol of the world. It’ll still smell like weed and poo. It will still be noisy. Its subways will still be crowded. It’ll still have all of the best stuff in the world. And anyone who thought Mamdani would destroy it will feel shame for ever doubting it.

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This is how you know they’re panicking.

Did something happen? It feels like there’s one less piece of shit in the world.

I’m a democrat. I’m not a communist. I’m barely even a socialist. I just believe that a country of 330 million people all looking out for only themselves is no country at all. #VoteBlue

I’m still a little confused as to how taking away people’s food and healthcare is supposed to make America healthy again.

Donald Trump is not my president. I’m not saying that to be petulant. Donald Trump does not consider himself my president. Donald Trump does not want to be my president. Donald Trump considers me his enemy. And that’s why I say Donald Trump is #NotMyPresident

He has threatened to annex Canada & Greenland, conduct strikes in Mexico, Venezuela & now Nigeria. He has orchestrated 50+ extrajudicial killings. No evidence provided for his actions. He is openly enriching himself and his billionaire donors while waging war against the working class. 1/3

No rush.

Sorry, Nobel committee. You had your chance.