If we have free and fair midterm elections, Democrats will likely regain majorities in both the House and Senate. Here’s a sampling of what would happen then: - Impeachments: Of Trump and some in his cabinet, especially Bondi, Patel, Vought and Noem. Pick any multitude of their crimes. …

Roses are red I work at the bank If you're OK with ICE, You would've snitched on Anne Frank

BREAKING NEWS:

News from the future: Attorney General Jack Smith visits Pam Bondi in prison.

As always, Star Wars gets it.

Investigating Dr. Oz sounds particularly appetizing. #IYKYK

“Excuse me, let me just sit down a minute while I chew this gum.”

Folks, his name is Benjamin. His friends may call him Bibi, but we're not his friends. Getting the world to call him by his childhood nickname was always just a means of humanizing him. His name is Benjamin.

Roses are red Violets are blue… gizmodo.com/new-deep-sea...

4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.

Hey. Let’s have some fun with MAGA tomorrow and all speak Spanish.

Looks like someone’s got a little case of the Olympic spirit! /s

How did I just notice that both google and Apple Maps call it the Gulf of America? I hope someone is keeping a master list of all the stupid shit we need to undo when he’s finally gone.

Olympic snowboarding announcers can just make up trick names and 99.9999% of the world would have no idea.

Too dumb. Throw them back.

Where does seeing the President’s wife’s bribe movie so that he can save face fit into the “warrior ethos”? And do they get a “warfighter” discount?

It’s only a matter of time

If they weren’t defecting photos of naked survivors then what the fuck were they redacting?

Fuck - and I mean this sincerely - Punxsutawney Phil.

JONATHAN ROSS JESUS "JESSE" OCHOA RAYMUNDO GUTIERREZ #ABOLISHICE #ABOLISHCBP

It’s a A History Lesson That Keeps Rebooting Itself. Same Script, New Costume, Worse Hair. pls read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/stop-compa...

Yeah, we know.

Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files. He is demanding a full release of the files. Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. He is demanding the DOJ protect him and his friends listed in the files. He is starting wars and invading American cities to distract from the files.

FUCK ICE

In the chaotic moments leading up to the killing of Alex Pretti on Saturday, the aggressive actions of two federal agents transformed the encounter into a deadly shooting, a CNN analysis of video has found.

This is like Greg Bovino saying he’s going to do his job taller

Wow. This is so powerful. And so sad. youtu.be/Q-Z6M-LDXWg?...

OK, hear me out: A massive folk music concert to raise funds for people affected by ICE. On the scale of Live Aid, or Farm Aid, or We are the World. We can call it Folk ICE. Who’s with me? #FolkICE

If you work at DHS and know the identities of the CBP officers that murdered Alex Pretti, my Signal contact info is in my bio. I’ll keep you anonymous.

It’s. Fucking. On. #NoKings

BREAKING NEWS: Trump admin cuts home ownership from American dream.

Meta Is Blocking Links To ICE List on Facebook, Instagram, and Threads Users of Meta’s social platforms can no longer share links to ICE List, a website listing the names of thousands of DHS employees. www.wired.com/story/meta-i...

These past two weeks have shown what happens when you give the stupidest people in the country a gun, a mask, and immunity and tell them over and over again that anyone who opposes them is a terrorist.

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino kicked out of Minnesota.

BREAKING NEWS: Minneapolis PD releases Greg Bovino wanted poster.

Greg Bovino is actively obstructing a murder investigation. MPD needs to arrest him immediately.

It’s time for the Minnesota guard to expel ICE from the state by force. Of course, that’s exactly what Stephen Miller wants them to do.

Murder. Shot in the back three times. Don’t turn away. Please share.

Mon gets it. It’s time to rebel.

I’m sure the NRA is just taking its time to craft the perfect response to a lawful gun owner being murdered for exercising his 2A rights. 🦗🦗🦗

How on earth do we not know who the killers are yet?

If I were to allow a medical student to do an operation unsupervised, I would be held responsible for anyone they harmed. ICE is out of its league. This is criminal negligence. Trump, Noem, and Bovino need to be in jail. Now.

Alex Pretti was a good guy with a gun.

BREAKING NEWS: After trampling the first and second amendments, DHS officials frantically looking up third amendment so they can start on that one, too.

How much you wanna bet the victim’s gun will be missing one bullet once ICE is done handling it?

It’s important to keep in mind that all of this is happening because Donald Trump doesn’t like Ilhan Omar.

This.

Thinking about the Boston massacre for no particular reason.