Got tickets for the trip to Huddersfield tomorrow. Must be mad. #utmp

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Anyone thinking that people named in the Epstein Files will never get prosecuted because they would claim that the evidence being made public prejudices their case?

Just a quick note to any schoolkids out there: If the Prime Minister can make a major statement without having to wear a tie, then neither should you.

Nearly time for the #WinterOlympics. When's the horsey dancing on ice?

I like a babybel. But they are covered in wax, then paper, then in a netting bag. Three layers of packaging.

I AM THE GREATEST POSTER ON BLUESKY. MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER POSTERS WHO ARE ALL FRAUDS AND SHOULD BE IN PRISON. SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN SMILE. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT? PEOPLE WHO DON'T FOLLOW ME SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND GIVE ME ALL THEIR MONEY. THANY YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! SU

I have the day off tomorrow. So today is my Friday. So I'll be doing fuck all work after lunch.

#ASongOrMovieForBreakfastItems What's The Story Morning Cornflakes

We still haven't been told who actually kept and collated the Epstein Files.

Next time my boss complains about my badly written emails, lack of structure, bad punctuation, capitalisation, maybe I should just just show him some examples from the Epstein Files.

You know that stuff they put in swimming pools to make your pee go blue so they can see who's done it in the pool? I wish they could do that for farts. Then I'd be able to look up and see which aisle my wife was on in Tescos.

It's very windy outside. Have to say, I didn't really notice this in the weather forecasts. But it's from the east, which is unusual round here.

Astonishing. UK Theme Parks use the Nimbus Access Card to manage accessibility - you need to have provided proof and are given categories of needs. One category is difficulty in queues/crowds. Merlin, who run Alton Towers, have decided this is no longer a factor in allocating queue avoiding passes.

MAGAs going to see Melania: "Is that a gun in your pocket?"

Just got a met office warning. Seems a bit superfluous to me. I thought everybody already knew not to eat yellow snow.

Bet their GP didn't tell them to take ibuprofen and rest for three months before a second opinion detected a broken hip.

As more and more people are implicated in the Epstein Files, everyone around the world goes "what the fuck?" Yet we expect Starmer to have been aware of it all all along. How does that work?

#ASongOrMovieForBreakfastItems Fridge Over The River Kwai (again)

It’s almost as if there are forces within the Labour Party that are actively undermining the good work they are doing, encouraging atypical policies and pushing the country towards Reform. Then we find out that Mandelson vetted and approved Labour candidates for the last election. 🤔

Awful Party Political Broadcast by Labour. Flat, boring. Criticising Reform but not saying what they are actually achieving. I don’t thing Reform could have written them a better one.

I think we have to accept that it's not just "a lie" - it's manipulation by a highly-funded powerful global network with seemingly limitless resources and influence.

There are lots and lots of names compromised in the Epstein files. They have all managed to cover up their activities up until now. Mandelson duping Starmer and the country is not a one-off. Many many others have been deceived and lied to and manipulated, not just Starmer. Don't be distracted.

If women can shave off their eyebrows and draw them back in with a sharpie, why can't men do the same with their bald patches?

“I have zero comments for your comic. But thanks.”

Bought myself a pair of Sambas. Not sure if I feel young or old.

What if it turns out that dark matter is filled with AI slop?

I had a burger in the Gorton and Denton constituency about forty years ago, which makes me eminently more qualified to comment on it than Farage.

Hey @zackpolanski.bsky.social, I think Laura's getting you and Nige confused. Maybe wear a hat or t-shirt or something next time.

If somebody lies and keeps all their very secret stuff secret, it's not your fault.

Back in the 80s, I wrote a program that put a 100x100 grid on the screen. I then photocopied signatures onto overhead projector acetates and stuck them on the screen, and used the program to map the signatures. It then produced an output file to send to the new laser printers. The bosses loved it.

Today's dilemma: New trainers. Do you wear them, then they aren't new any more?

Religion is the cause of all the world's problems. It divides people. If you believe, then by default anyone not of your religion/sect is wrong. Authorities use it as a justification. People distort it to suit their agenda.

In 1940, Churchill proposed a union between Britain and France to form one nation. Shame it never happened.

I've put some shopping trolley type wheels on my office chair so I can move around more easily. Now all I need to do is remove the carpet and take the door off my fridge.

Every week it's something new. Epstein, ICE, grift, destroy another American institution. It's fukkin exhausting and it doesn't seem like anyone, R or D is doing a damn thing about it. I think we're gonna have to save ourselves, no one is coming to help. I'll never give up the fight, we can do this!

If nobody has called this a podcats I'm gonna be very disappointed.

I have worked in computers for 40 years. It is not until very recently that mass storage has become cheap and easy. There is no way anyone would have kept the volume of data in the Epstein Files unless it was done deliberately, at considerable expense.

The Mandelson situation should serve as a lesson to us all: Don't get caught.

One day, maybe the mass detention camps being set up across the USA can be used for all the people named in the Epstein Files.

Breaking: Papa Johns to withdraw their Olympic sponsorship deal.

One thing that worries me as I get older: Do you ever get to an age where wearing a head torch while walking the dog is not embarrassing?

Hard to determine if big tech is actively enabling Trump, or they really have no choice because he could shut them down.

Every day it becomes clearer that there is not going to be a political solution in the US. It's all just talk. "Phone your Rep". "Send an Email". "Vote". Nothing will change anything.

Google Gemini AI is refusing to generate images involving Epstein.

I had a job in Bradford in the early 90s. I shared an office with my boss, who chain smoked Regal King Size all day and played Buddy Holly and Beach Boys cassettes on a stereo on the window ledge.

Remember the days when you had to have as many speakers as possible spread as far as possible around your living room?

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#ASongOrMovieForReadingMaterials Bridge Over The River Kwai Assembly Instructions