How good is “It Takes Two”? To. This. Day. Every time I hear the words “right about now” spoken aloud, my brain changes them and repeats them in my head thru a vocal distorter. If you know, you know, and you probably know. Rest easy, MC Rob Base

Pouring some out.

Weekly check-in with the Angels 17-34 .333 winning pct 9.5 games back in AL West Three game losing streak Far and away the worst team in the Bigs, which makes the fact that they’re 9.5 games back in the division even more stark…the division leading Athletics are two games above .500. Go Halos.

Can I get a FUCK ICE in the chat?

Someone find out where @adamj.bsky.social was on May 4, 2026.

Also time to start screening for colon cancer. Cologuard is a non-invasive method for use by those with normal risk factors for colon cancer, not high risk.

I am perpetually 11 years old.

If someone wanted to bring me a Kira Nerys for Christmas, I wouldn’t complain. Either universe version would work.

On a town hall call at work and…fuck me, the leadership team is tossing AI salad like they’re looking for protection in prison. I hate this.

Black Crowes. Chris Robinson is a very talented vocalist but on stage he seems much more interested in vocal gymnastics and fills than making his vocals sound even remotely like the thing he put on tape for the album. At least, that was the case in 1997 when I saw them.

“Ken Griffey Jr. was a completely overrated player.”

Calculon omission. Unacceptable.

ALL ROBOTS AND COMPUTERS MUST SHUT THE HELL UP

All I want to see is 1927 Babe Ruth batting against 1968 Bob Gibson, just to see if Bob would sit him down in three pitches or four. Four is probably more likely, he’d probably brush his thicc ass back.

Ten more: Hole Foo Fighters Mos Def Run DMC The Cranberries Alanis Morrissette Save Ferris System of a Down No Doubt Pennywise

Getting a CT scan, anyone need anything?

Apparently Boston is now in Quebec, and Philly is on the Ohio/Indiana border.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands (acts) you’ve seen live: U2 Depeche Mode Bad Religion Prince REM Pearl Jam Chicago Pink Floyd Pantera The Cure

Have said it before. Neither Yoda nor Palpatine should ever have touched a lightsaber on screen. Using physical weapons cheapens them both when they could just use Mind Murder on everyone. Also, Yoda did not need to be in the prequels at all.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

So many choices, but this one has a special place. Always will. youtu.be/Eb-x40PmCo4?...

Baseball is wild bc on any given day, a player can uncork one legendary performance and be remembered for it forever, but bc it was lightning in a bottle, he’s still Just a Guy. www.mlb.com/news/kerry-w...

Good morning, friends. Maybe it’ll happen today.

When wifey and I buy our beach house in Folly Beach, SC, it is absolutely getting named Honky Château. No srsly I ran that past her last summer she’s on board.

Live Laugh Lord, please send a meteor to sterilize and resurface this wretched world

How’s it already been nine years?? Rest, you fire-breathing genius.

Weekly check-in with the Angels 16-30 .348 winning pct 7.5 games back in AL West Five game losing streak By the numbers, the worst team in the Bigs, but not the furthest back…the AL West just blows. Next worst team is the 18-28 Rockies. Go Halos. Woo.

Onlyfans but it’s just me filing calluses off my heels with a Dremel.

What are the six genders? Tulin, the Sage of Wind Yunobo, the Sage of Fire Sidon, the Sage of Water Riju, the Sage of Lightning Mineru, the Sage of Spirit Dan Rather

when bluesky doesn’t like my posts

Real Estate: Great For Streaming TV And Jerking Off

The District of Columbia. Met my wife in DC. Started my career in DC. Made some amazing friends in DC. Broke my heart to leave 15 years ago. I was born and raised in Southern California, and I’ll always be a California guy. When I’m asked, California is where I’m from. But DC is home.

John Woo’s Sense and Sensibility

That hateful shitbag MTV reality show couple had nine children and we, as a society, just…let them.

I suddenly hear “More Bounce to the Ounce” by Zapp in my head.

So both my beloved winter sports pro franchises got swept outta the playoffs. Coolcoolcool. At least the Lakers won a series. The Kings were just like “look, we’re just happy to be here.”