#IfICouldBeAWriter Would I focus on puns and humour? Bee leave it

#IfICouldBeAWriter I would not copy

#IfICouldBeAWriter I would take a novel approach

www.rte.ie/news/2026/04... Not in the least bit surprised They need to reveal who is backing this protest as it smells like the Reform backers

#WhenYoureWorkingFromHome You no longer have to worry.

#WhenYoureWorkingFromHome Make it look professional

A harebrained psychopath has control of the nuclear codes. It has to stop. Our country, our democracy, can't take another 33 months of what we've gone through over the last 15. We must stop it. Join the fight here: 👉 georgeconwayforcongress.com

#Taskmaster series 21 brought the best opening episode to date, very entertaining 👏 @channel4tv.bsky.social

#WhenYoureWorkingFromHome You are always focused on the job

A must listen to what #BruceSpringsteen has to say, “this is happening now.”

#ImNotGoodAtYogaBut I might need to to keep healthy as health cutbacks are now extreme

#ImNotGoodAtYogaBut I can bend any hashtag game to fit in some silliness

#ImNotGoodAtYogaBut do a great Boo Boo impression

Back in the early 70's, Roger Daltrey and Pete Townsend launched a service providing back up power sources in case of blackouts during that oil crisis. My Generator #Lunchpun #RateMyPun

#ASongOrMovieForGettingRidOf White Men Can't Dump

#ASongOrMovieForGettingRidOf Dump

#ASongOrMovieForGettingRidOf Pulped Fiction

#ASongOrMovieForGettingRidOf Bicycle Erase

#ThingsIDontNeedAre many, Things I do need include humour

This morning's pre sunrise skyline plus part of a local housing project #Photography #Ireland #Nature

Owl know hoo to gun for.🦉💢 Damn you, Ai-san.💢🦉💢 #AfterAiTakesMyJob #ApocalypseTags #HashtagGame 🎞️ TOKUYAMA_ZOO

#AfterAITakesMyJob I will have more time to share humour

#AfterAITakesMyJob it will then take my 5-a-side place too

#AfterAITakesMyJob it will quickly regret the decision

"I'm pro-life so I support a president who threatens genocide." MAGA, you are dumb. You are incredibly stupid. Your brains don't work. You worship the devil.

My timekeeping #IsNotThatGreat

#ThingsDrunkPeopleAlwaysDo Regret it in the morning. 🥴😆

#ThingsDrunkPeopleAlwaysDo Back in the day we deleted all evidence. 🤭🤭

2.5 million Americans are no longer receiving food stamp benefits since the passage of Trump and Republicans’ big, ugly bill. They used a pack of lies to justify their egregious cuts to the program. Don’t believe it for a second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8StUs6Ufe_4

Residents of a small Wisconsin town just passed a first-of-its-kind referendum on AI data center development. Tax incentives for future data centers will now require voter approval. Kudos to these residents for taking on Big Tech. Never doubt your power to change the system.

Trump insider opened a $51,000,000 oil short position hours BEFORE Trump's ceasefire announcement with Iran. $170M profit. A perfect streak. 16 times in a row. One guy placing a $51M bet that oil prices will collapse — hours b4 POTUS calls for ceasefire Not once. 16 X times. 0 losses. Hmm 🤔

#ThingsDrunkPeopleAlwaysDo Get drunk again

#ThingsDrunkPeopleAlwaysDo Experience hangovers

#Thoughts Just leaving this here

Demented Don.

Jealous

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

Get ready for Heinz launching a new sweet chili and soy range they hope people will use alongside ketchup. I can't reveal how I know this, just trust me, I have my sauces #Lunchpun #RateMyPun

#ASongOrMovieForMysteries Somewhere Be Secrecy

#ASongOrMovieForMysteries Enigma Baker

#ASongOrMovieForMysteries Conundrum Air

#ASongOrMovieForMysteries Suspicion Of The Dead

#SpottheScammer @pamelamorgan96.bsky.social exclusively following men. Using pics of a woman whose images are in such prolific use on social media/dating/porn sites I can't trace her real account. See pimeyes.com & facecheck.id screenshots.

60 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Frost Report On Class delivers one of the most famous and succinct sketches in all of British comedy history.

The President just released his proposed federal budget for the coming year. He said he’d put America first, but he isn’t — instead, he’s deepening our deficit while working families suffer.

#ImAllEarsWhen dressed as my favourite Noddy character

#MusicalRobotics Can Canadarm

“The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” www.cnbc.com/2026/04/08/s...