I think it's worth celebrating the fact that the Green Party has gone from "gets invited onto Question Time a few times each decade" to "unhinged front page scaremongering in the Daily Mail" in the space of a year.

#ASongOrMovieForInconvenience Get caught shorty

#ASongOrMovieForInconvenience I got to Go Now

Dirty Business- Channel 4’s exposé of England water companies shows abuse of corporate power, failed govt policies and human suffering. It has got worse Thames Water may pay 2024 fines in 2030 or never. Fines on others waived. Say NO to profits B4 people. Let companies go bankrupt. Nationalise.

#WhatIFindInconvenient Is the shouty bits in PMQs

#WhatIFindInconvenient Is all the Public Convenances have disappeared.

#WhatIFindInconvenient Is Privatisation. www.channel4.com/programmes/d...

#ASongOrMovieForHerbsVariety The Thyme Machine

#ASongOrMovieForHerbsVariety The Thyme Machine

#ASongOrMovieForHerbsVariety Parsley the dutchie

#IfICouldBeABartender I would say the drinks are on the House and take away the ladders when they are sat on the roof.

#IfICouldBeABartender Would I need a Tender behind.

#IfICouldBeABartender or a Complete Bar Steward.

● Typical cost of a Business Class flight to Maldives is £3,100 - £3,200+ return ● 2 of those minimum so £6,400+ ● Accommodation minimum of £250-£350 per night. Farage demands finer things in life though so can exceed £1,000 ● Gross household average salary Gorton & Denton £653 per week

Fractions where invented by king Henry the 1/8

They say "hang it in the Louvre". So we did #princeandrew

I have been denied entry to the SIS Building, Porton Down & GCHQ by the UK government.

15 minute klaxon to THE MAN FROM UNCLE (1964) at 4pm! #TPTVsubtitles Classic episode with guest stars #WilliamShatner & #LeonardNimoy

#bbcolympics Great why have the Bobsleigh on when you can have 3 blokes talking like fish wives.

#WinterOlympics #BBCSport BBC coverage of the Bobsleigh is very crapo.

#BBCLauraK So have they put Johnson on to make Laura Trott look better.

So waiting for the Olympic curling final

#WhenImInAStickySituation Destroy the Evidence.

#WhenImInAStickySituation Oh Matron!!

#WhenImInAStickySituation Count Backwards.

#WhenImInAStickySituation Blame Stan

#WhenImInAStickySituation When the Supreme Court does not do what it is told

#WhenImInAStickySituation I want answers

#WhenImInAStickySituation I got to be Toffee

But im Royaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll

#TodayIsNoPoliticsDaySo Well this lot just shout at each other. Guess this is the last place to find any decent Politics.

#TodayIsNoPoliticsDaySo My Parrot has eaten a watch so now Polly Ticks.

#TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK Now it is Time for:- Unfinished Business from the 1970s Unfinished TV set.

#TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK Brand North throwing each other under the bus and they have not even got to the bollocking bit yet.

#TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK Banana Milk shake Without Banana, Milk, or Shake

Both bottles look like milk #TheApprentice

#TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK It not tap water because it is in a bottle. 🤣🤣🤣

#TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK

#TheApprentice #TheApprenticeUK

#GimmeAHorseAndIWill And it is a Whinny

#GimmeAHorseAndIWill Giddy up

#GimmeAHorseAndIWill Have a sore throat.