Aka a trump speaking event

So there's this mushroom that makes you hallucinate tiny people marching across your dinner table. No, I'm not talking about psilocybin mushrooms. Pizza night is gonna be lit! mushies.co.uk/blogs/news/t...

#IfSomethingIsForFree you’re unwittingly opting in for targeted advertising campaigns to be sent directly to your phone for the next one thousand years. Also they’re stealing all of your personal information and everything saved to your device like photos and cat memes. Your nude selfies? Theirs now

#IfSomethingIsForFree Grab it

#IfSomethingIsForFree And it’s been written by Piers Morgan….then I still am not buying it

#IfSomethingIsForFree it could be one of my favourite songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSg...

#IfSomethingIsForFree but you’re not sure what it is, give it a new purpose and name it something clever like “beaker instigation device” and challenge anyone who argues about it with you to a duel 🤺

#IfSomethingIsForFree and that something is drugs, do them all. don’t be ungrateful

#IfSomethingIsForFree you’re gonna sacrifice quality every damn time so choose wisely grasshopper

#IfSomethingIsForFree it might be stolen 🚔

#IfSomethingIsForFree I pay for it anyway 💵 You can’t buy me hotdog man youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ?...

#NeverSeemToGetALot of money from strangers like I used to when I was bartending. I should carry around a large sign everywhere I go that reads PAY ME and see what happens. Beats the shit outta playing hashtag games by myself 🤣

#NeverSeemToGetALot of mail but when I do I leave it unopened in protest 🙅‍♀️

#NeverSeemToGetALot of invitations to the White House. Even I ain’t white enough for their ballroom blitzes If I had a tan I’d be forced by the Capitol Hill bathroom bill sewer rats to change my ethnicity on all vital records. I’m 💯% white but just enough olive complected to turn my skin crazy dark☀️

They #NeverSeemToGetALot of scholars in the party of trump. Poor quality pity party morons abound. Nobody ever gave a shit abt penny production but the ballroom obsessed wizard of death whose only currency is corruption decided pennies are beneath the aristocracy of late stage capitalism & overnight

I can relate to Supertramp’s “Breakfast in America” because I #NeverSeemToGetALot either But, there’s not a lot I can do *HEY* youtu.be/aQdoUUi3iJ8?...

I #NeverSeemToGetALot of respect

#caturday is the best day 😹

🥹❤️‍🔥🥰 A man ate at the same [Pensacola] Florida restaurant every day [twice a day!] for a decade. When he stopped showing up, the chef went looking for him. www.cbsnews.com/news/shrimp-...

So much winning. I can barely stand it. #f'djt #tourism #boycott

Rosannasburg #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

The Fate of Philadelphia ❗️ #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

anything by Dallas In Chains #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

BaghDad Vibes #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

AhmedaBad To The Bone #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

SeoulShine #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

Ah! Lima! #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

Bangalore The Drum All Day🪘 #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

How I Could Just Manila Man #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

Bye Bye Mumbai #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

Hats Off To The IstanBull #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

#WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs Perth of a Nation (somebody stop me)

For the Record....

FIFA trolled Donny🤣🤣

Show White Lines & The Seven Bumps #80sSongADisneyMovie

She’s a Beauty and The Beast #80sSongADisneyMovie

Point of No Return to Oz #80sSongADisneyMovie

Return From Witch Mountain Song #80sSongADisneyMovie

Love Bug Will Find A Way💕 #80sSongADisneyMovie

Welcome to The Jungle Book #80sSongADisneyMovie

That Darn Stray Cat Strut! 🐈‍⬛ #80sSongADisneyMovie

Mary Poppins Had a Little Lamb 🐑 #80sSongADisneyMovie

Lady Starlight and The Tramp 🦂 #80sSongADisneyMovie

Snow White Wedding and the Seven Dwarfs #80sSongADisneyMovie

If this government stands, you must resign yourselves to the fact that nobody will face real consequences for any of this. Not for tearing down worldwide health, not for starving children, not for murdering civilians for being on a boat. None of it.

#MAGA!