Just opened today's door on my Advent calendar to find that the government have housed illegal immigrants in it.

The crime wave where I live is so bad, even the doors on my advent calendar are fitted with CCTV.

Ironically, all of my outdoor clothes are worn out.

No Sun of Mine. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatShines

Any Song by the Shine Young Cannibals. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatShines

Flames, Trains & Automobiles. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatShines

Beam on Me. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatShines

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Torch Me in the Morning. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatShines

It was freezing at the football today. Probably because the stadium was full of fans.

#ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass Pyrex of the Carribbean

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All Along the Watch Face Tower. #ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass

Anne of TV Screen Gables. #ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass

Gone With the Windscreen. #ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass

Live and Goblet Die. #ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass

King of Pane. #ASongOrMovieForAllMadeOfGlass

Rat Scrap. #LeftoverFoodInASongOrMovie

Little Pizza my Heart. #LeftoverFoodInASongOrMovie

Bubble & Squeak of the Devil. #LeftoverFoodInASongOrMovie

Someone told me that the invisible man was very handsome. Can't see it myself.

Gaffe Man Half Biscuit. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsWrong

Blunder the Boardwalk. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsWrong

Mistake A Chance On Me. #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsWrong

Shower West Was Won. #MakeAFilmClean

The Bath of Khan. #MakeAFilmClean

Harry Potter & the Half Blood Rinse. #MakeAFilmClean

My mate said, "I went to the Canary Islands last week and I didn't see a single canary." "Did you see any that were joined in matrimony?", I asked.

Many Rivers to Blue Cross. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutSales

AT OM Well, that's the atom split, I don't know what all the fuss was about.

Pentagon in 60 Seconds. #ASongOrMovieForTheAmericanLife

Let's Vance. #ASongOrMovieForTheAmericanLife

Dance Yourself Disney. #ASongOrMovieForTheAmericanLife

My pet dolphin is the best friend anyone could wish for. He will literally jump through hoops for me.

Rockabilly Don't be a Hero. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Uptown Punk. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Bach to the Future. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

You Saw the Soul of the Moon. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Mozart of Noise. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Grunge-Bob Square-Trance. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

Let's Trance. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Kid Joe. #ASongOrMovieForPopularMusic

And now, a brief announcement. "Y-FRONTS!!"

Tapas Got a Brand New Bag. #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie

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Empanadas Boot. #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie

You Can Call Me Albondigas. #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie

#ASongOrMovieForFrenchWords And.

Boule if You Think It's Over. #ASongOrMovieForFrenchWords