#PaperInASongOrMovie Papyrus Don't Preach

#PaperInASongOrMovie Field Of Reams

#PaperInASongOrMovie The Fantastic A4

#FarageFilmAndTellyFlops The Big Bung Theory

#FarageFilmAndTellyFlops Kiss Kiss Bung Bung

It's called 'Getting your guns out' because you have the right to bare arms.

Dumb As You Are by Nirvana #ASongOrMovieForSimple

The Dumb Of All Fears #ASongOrMovieForSimple

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Misplace-Winner of a Fishmongers beauty contest

Hope you’re having a good Saturday. Sending love ❤️

#SeaLifeInMoviesAndSongs The Prawn Identity

#SeaLifeInMoviesAndSongs Trout Of Africa

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Penine-The biro after number eight

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Sneak-Dyslexic reptile

#ASongOrMovieForAnythingFree Die a Nada Day

The first rule of Mime Club is…

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Lino-Dyslexic big cat

Got some new shows in the offing for this here 2026... jemroberts.com/performing #History #Folklore #Folk #Comedy #Blackadder

I can’t sleep in hot weather unless I’m completed naked but apparently that’s ‘gross and unhygienic’ and now my Uber rating is only 4.9.

Sarong Turn #ASongOrMovieForBeachOutfit

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Kaftan-Starbucks with a sunbed

My book about basements of the rich and famous has just made the best cellar list. #LunchPun #humoursky

Apparently 'Yummy Mummy' Isn't a way to express you like your parents'cooking #LunchPun #sillysaturday #humoursky

#ASongOrMovieForBeingInARush Dirty Hurry

If people steal safety equipment from beaches thats a big red flag.

To any Frenchmen who don’t like other people touching their bread. I feel your pain.

F5 is like F1 but more refreshing.

My Irish Drag Queen name.

My mate has started a window cleaning business, he uses a water fed pole system His mate Tomasz drinks a pint of water and pisses on the window #Humoursky

#WhenPeopleGetAngryOnX Just ask Y

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Antenna-Incontinence pants for insects

Today I'm remembering our Dad who a year ago today walked out during a game of Scrabble We've not had a word from him since. #FathersDay #Humoursky #LunchPun

Hugs to anyone finding Father's Day difficult, for whatever reason. I'm missing my grandad today - a man of few words, much patience, and the greatest cribbage player Kent ever produced. ❤❤❤ #FathersDay

Hugs to those who find Father's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, he's no longer here, you can't be with him or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

My mate just sent a message to say they've had a two pound carp He's not gone fishing, he's dyslexic and had a massive shit. #Humoursky #LunchPun

When I failed my seismology exams i just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.

Tuesday

I don’t know who needs to hear this but ‘Avalanche!’ Please ignore this message if you’re not somewhere an avalanche is about to happen.

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Metabolics-To talk nonsense on social media

#IGoGardeningWhen my mower is sad Because it's looking for lawn