This looks like literally the least necessary version of all time. Besides the casting of Bean, it clearly doesn’t have a single thing to bring to the legend.

Every moan about vaping is ultimately pro-cancer.

It would be bliss to be wrong, but 15 years of worst case scenarios has preconditioned me to already accepting the narrative that Reform will be handed the next election. My best hopes are pinned on such calamitous results they’re gone even faster than Truss. And lessons learned?

You have literally only HEARD of Nigel Farage because of the corrupt UK media deciding to incessantly platform him. He has achieved nothing in his life, besides this bizarre and inexplicable destruction of so many once-respectable news services.

I know it's the job of every Guardian reviewer to be precisely as unqualified as they are incorrect about everything, but I'm so SICK of seeing Eric Idle publicity lionising the Rutles and NEVER Mentioning Neil Innes. Remember, Eric? Not famous enough? www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/s...

I know it's the job of every Guardian reviewer to be precisely as unqualified as they are incorrect about everything, but I'm so SICK of seeing Eric Idle publicity lionising the Rutles and NEVER Mentioning Neil Innes. Remember, Eric? Not famous enough? www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/s...

If you mourn the death of a fascist ONE IOTA, you deserve to be cancelled.

Inagine having to be the White House staffer detailed with wiping the claggy McDonalds shit from Donald Trump’s fat arse every time he needs his twice-hourly nappy change.

Reform is a company, not a party. We’ve had 40+ years of private companies badly running everything which should belong to all of us. Pimping out the very running of the United Kingdom to a gang of inept grifters is the natural endpoint of the failure of Thatcherism.

Let's have a minute's silence to commemorate other times when everyone shut their faces for a bit.

The sad thing about ALF is that since they made ALF the ALF species has become completely extinct.

In the meantime, it's especially important to combat meanness.

OWLS CAN'T EVEN READ.

The only reason the Reform Party should ever have been allowed to exist is as a bigot trap. An all-too-humane one. Now we know who they are, it should be time to properly deal with every last one of them.

80 years ago we combated fascism by blowing up Nazi tanks. Today, we need to do it by blowing up "think tanks".

80 years ago we combated fascism by blowing up Nazi tanks. Today, we need to do it by blowing up "think tanks".

“Mabon” was invented by some dude in 1970. McDonalds has a longer and more mystical history than “Mabon”.

Cos Nick Robinson has always been a man-sized hemmorrhoid on the arse of UK information

My wife is Dutch with indefinite leave to remain in the UK. She may not be the colour Farage and his scum want to get rid of, but if they do get the power to kick her out, for the first time, I can say I'd happily leave the UK for good. If Holland would have me.

Can't seem to find a way to stop LinkedIn from suggesting AI-based jobs to me. The site needs an "I'M NOT AN AMORAL SCAB" button.

I definitely do miss the days when I used to wake up and not be compelled by my phone to actively wish instant death on a vague section of the world's population amounting to several dozen million, and to about 20-50 specific high profile men and women specifically. Those were fun times.

I wouldn't say I have an inferiority complex, but I don't dare presume to use L'Oreal products, just in case.

If it wasn't for me you'd all be speaking GERMAN!

There are a lot of liars on @bbcnews but @ChrisMasonBBC is by far the most shameless. He has no reason to live besides spreading outright lies and fascist propaganda. We can literally see the truth he denies with our own eyes, and objectively measure it. Still the lies pour out,

There are a lot of liars on @bbcnews but @ChrisMasonBBC is by far the most shameless. He has no reason to live besides spreading outright lies and fascist propaganda. We can literally see the truth he denies with our own eyes, and objectively measure it. Still the lies pour out,

If it wasn't for me you'd all be speaking GERMAN!

I wouldn't say I have an inferiority complex, but I don't dare presume to use L'Oreal products, just in case.

You know when you've been Tango'd… but sometimes the memory is very deeply buried and needs therapy to truly heal.

Only just heard 'Cups and Cakes': www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBH... It's no 'English Tea', but this is unequivocally the most ANY Beatle has EVER sent themselves up. Yep, more than Ringo and The Monkees flogging pizzas.

Every single thought Nigel Farage ever shares is almost exactly the kind of thing which might have popped into my head as a young, clueless teenager, whereupon I immediately told myself "Hang on, that can't be right though, because…" He connects only with the unthinking and the uneducated.

If the real JK Rowling was found in some kind of Hex prison, revealing that an evil demon hd been taking her form for at least 10 years… would we have to go back to pretending that her writing was ever at all half-decent?

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MYTH FACT: Werewolves' bums can only be properly wiped with silver toilet paper.

As my old Nan used to say, you can never kill too many Nazis, racists or billionaire oligarchs.

Too much effort to piss on his grave?

As my old Nan used to say, you can never kill too many Nazis, racists or billionaire oligarchs.

Billionaires used to be the stones in humanity’s shoes as we slowly trudged forwards as a species. Now billionares have been allowed to become mantraps slicing off humanity’s legs. Their eradication solves pretty much all problems.

UK planning to belatedly and belligerently recognise reality later today.

YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON THE RIGHT TO SILENCE.

FUN COMEDY FACT: In TV's 'Only Fools & Horses', Trigger always called Rodney 'Dave', because he despised him.

I think you'll find that God created Adam & Eve, not Roobarb & Custard, that was Bob Godfrey – no, sorry, hang on: Grange Calveley, apparently.

With great power comes great responsibility. Also, improved travel options and private health care.

Trump never ate spaghetti at Windsor, and a horse never shat in front of him. Bastard AI SLOP. People who use shitty AI to attack the far right are like Allied forces who just happen to be wearing Swastika-branded lingerie under their uniforms.

Let's be fair, if Valhalla existed, and a load of wanky little yank fascists turned up, Thor et al would just hammer them into the ground like golf tees for hammer practice.

Zuckerberg needs to be crushed. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

If I joined the army I'd be a Bill Murray-style slacker and kooky mocker of authority. And I'd be found bloodless in a ditch within a month.

JESUS FORGIVES. But he never forgets, and you just know that any time the subject comes up, he'll pull 'that face'.

Strange to think that nobody was cool before the 16th century, because tobacco hadn't been discovered.

At Eton they've always had this motto: "Once you leave here, boys, you can either be a great actor or a total bastard."