Some chrysocolla I cut last night after cleaning. Looks like some fun stuff to play with. #bluewizardrocks #lapidary #gemstonejewelry #cabochon #jewelry

Ya got any duct tape? #ThatsMyBestAdvice

Don't shit where you eat #ThatsMyBestAdvice

I don’t know…. But I do know this….. #ThatsMyBestAdvice

I just saw a commercial for a "urine collection system" Sounds like a weird hobby

#ThingsIWillNeverOutgrow My lack of normalcy. 😜

#ThingsIWillNeverOutgrow The 80s

#ThingsIWillNeverOutgrow My attitude! 😜

#ThingsIWillNeverOutgrow my clothes from high school

Linda Ronstadt - Blue Bayou Linda Ronstadt is celebrating a birthday today! I still love this version of the Roy Orbison/Joe Melson track. What a voice! #LindaRonstadt #MusicBirthday #MusicSky #MusicCover #RoyOrbison #BlueBayou youtu.be/Kp9G0zkorio?...

#whatneedstobecleanedupnow UK dentistry circa 1969

#WhatNeedsToBeCleanedUpNow I’ll give you one guess. 🤭

#WhatNeedsToBeCleanedUpNow the French fry grease

Bear with me while I grieve. I found a map of the new boundaries of Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument and they're ridiculous. Only a short segment of the upper Escalante River remains protected; this segment is SOL. #RedWed

#NatureDocumentaryFails accidentally signing David Pattonborough during season 1 of Nature: The German Countryside

My gift to BlueSky for tonight. Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded by the Light – 1976 Trivia: Blinded by the Light is the only song penned by Bruce Springsteen to top the US Billboard Hot 100. 🎤 🎹🎶👏 #Music #MusicSky #BruceSpringsteen #ManfredMannsEarthBand #ManfredMann youtu.be/33ptulhhQPg

In the United States, roughly 30% to 40% of the entire food supply goes uneaten

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

#HowIStayCool It’s not the heat it’s the humidity! 😠

#TodayIsBreakFreeDaySo Steal a

#TodayIsBreakFreeDaySo be get your moneys worth

After visiting London, #WhenYoureInFrance I've heard that you can see someone's :

#WhenYoureInFrance Get the dressing

Speeches are a lot like steer horns - a point here, a point there and a lot of bull in between.

#WhatToComplainAboutNow Hmm. Ok. I got one. People who don’t use cruise control on the interstate

#ILetTheGeekInMeOutWhen Gyros are on the menu…. Rereads hashtag

Martha Lardlass United States, Census, 1910

#KWHcouldAlsoStandFor Kookie Weisen Heimer

Learning that the sting of the bullet ant is the most painful of any known creature should be reason not to let one sting you, right? #ShouldBeCommonSense

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#ConversationTopicsForBeginners Flowers! 💐

#ConversationTopicsForBeginners Conversation?!?

#ConversationTopicsForBeginners She doesn’t need any. She’ll talk for hours about anything.😬

#ConversationTopicsForBeginners interest in their life

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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A great rub for my meat is #FoundInMyEssentialsKit

#IKnowAGuyWho can take care of you for a solid 15 minutes (includes time spent seductively posing)

#throwbackthursday The spectacular lower molars of an archaeocete whale we discovered and excavated in 2020-2021 in South Carolina - ~38-40 myo Tupelo Bay Limestone, Harleyville, SC. Basilosauridae, probably Chrysocetus or Dorudon. @tetrameryx.bsky.social's small hand for scale. 🐬🦖🧪

Tufted Coquette (Lophornis ornatus), an extremely tiny/rare species of hummingbird, native to S. America & Trinidad. During courtship rituals, males fan their plumes out while hovering in a lyrical side-to-side pendulum motion in front of a female. #birds #biology #wildlife #nature Not Al.

- #IKnowAGuyWho got his asshole blown out in a car accident! - You mean "rectum"? - Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him!

“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” Bob Newhart

#ForMyFriendsIWould set a swinging world record

#IShouldGetPaidFor turning Honey Boo Boo on to Prego

It's crazy that LeBron got a hair transplant and still just shaves his head. What a flex, truly the greatest to ever do it.

This is the Skynet moment of our timeline. www.yahoo.com/news/science...

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Gotta love unusual perspective photography this is an Elephant Seal lol