#HowToExpressYourselfWithout "saying" something you'll regret.

#ImNotGoodAtWordsBut gestures are universal.

#MiddayMealsInASongOrMovie Pizza's Dragon

You #MakeMeFeelSpecialBy whispering sweet nothings in my ear...

#ClothesInSongsOrFilms Oh bra, where art thou?

#ClothesInSongsOrFilms Panties All That

#ClothesInSongsOrFilms The Italian Hijab

#ClothesInSongsOrFilms The Shirt Locker

#ReasonsToAdoptAPet snuggles

#HowToMakeYourPetsHappy take them with you! *some exclusions may apply

#HistoricalDairy MLK's "I Have an Ice Cream" speech... thank goodness it was only a first draft.

#IfICouldBeAWriter I'd write parking tickets

#IfICouldBeAWriter , it would be most helpful for my #HashtagGames responses. You REALLY don't want to see me express myself through interpretive dance.

#IncludeComplyFamilyRoomy I noticed your roomy, super-sized SUV still looks quite cramped with family members. How about you comply with the orders I scrawled on your window?

Tabasco Road #SpicesAndHerbsInASongOrMovie

#SpicesAndHerbsInASongOrMovie "The Long and winding WOAD"

#SpicesAndHerbsInASongOrMovie 🎶Parsley dutchie on the left hand side🎶

#SpicesAndHerbsInASongOrMovie You Were Mint for Me

#SpicesAndHerbsInASongOrMovie There's something about Rosemary

#WhenYoureWorkingFromHome , same rules apply:

MY power #IsNotThatGreat

#IsNotThatGreat Going to the vet just to get a treat.

The dog park #IsNotThatGreat I think I'll go spice things up.

#IsNotThatGreat Getting somewhere early to find parking, and then finding it's all parallel parking. 🥴

#ThingsDrunkPeopleAlwaysDo Make assumptions.

#WhenThereAreNoDrinks , your mouth's gonna feel like this

#OverheardAboardTheMoonMission He's a bit of a lunartic!

#OverheardAboardTheMoonMission COW!

#IfIDontGetPaid , decision made.

#WhenINeedAttention , I post something suspicious to my neighborhood social media page.

#IFindCreativityIn upcycling 🥰

Car-eoke is #MyIdeaOfAGoodTime

#CurseACartoonMovie Scars

#CurseACartoonMovie Lilo & B*tch

#CurseACartoonMovie Sh*tHead

#CurseACartoonMovie The F*cks and the Hound

#CurseACartoonMovie F'ing

The repetition here doesn't exactly explain #HowToBeSatisfiedWith doing "it," but I'll give it a few more tries anyway.

#IDontFollowTheCrowdBut I'm at least capable of taking the next exit to get away from them. Jerk.

#IDontFollowTheCrowdBut it JUST SO HAPPENS that we're all going the same way right now...

#WhenTheresNoBeer , that's cool.

#WarmMealsInASongOrMovie Chip Butty Bang Bang

#WarmMealsInASongOrMovie Hey Lasagna

#WarmMealsInASongOrMovie Poutine Wolf

#IStillCantGetUsedTo being on time for #HashtagGames apparently

#ICelebrateEasterBy being the #DesignatedDriver

#EasterFoodInASongOrMovie She's Got Eggs

#EasterFoodInASongOrMovie Like Water for Chocolate Rabbits

#EasterFoodInASongOrMovie Stew-art Little

#TheEasterBunnyIs on a side quest with the Guardians against Pitch Black. (Fun movie recommendation!)