#SomeStrangeThingsPeopleDo OMG the tales I could tell you...

#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie Kool Aid Runnings

#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie Oh tell me, Who are you? Yoo-hoo Yoo-hoo!

#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie Dude where’s my vodka

#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas

This is good for a giggle today! www.youtube.com/shorts/t_Trv...

#TheZodiacSignThatFitsMe Is Ford

#TheZodiacSignThatFitsMe If it counts, I'm also born in the year of the Dog and it's perfect for me.

#TheZodiacSignThatFitsMe Pisces!

#WhatIdLikeToTry something with an outboard engine

#WhatIdLikeToTry is an adventure.

#WhatIdLikeToTry to understand the magic man

#WhatIdLikeToTry : getting my sh*t together someday soon

#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie Keep the Carbonara Running

#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie 🎥 Herbie Goes Banana Loafs

#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie Jeepers Crepes

#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie The Sandwiches of Eastwick

#ItTakesVeryLittleTo convince me that Roofmedic will do me proper.

#ItTakesVeryLittleTo be on time, but... it's Monday!

#ImNotABadLoserBut rather a vengeful winner!

#IncludeSpinMonthBright Last month, I bought a used car. On the drive home, I took one gentle turn and the car did a full spin, like it was auditioning for Fast & Furious: Interpretive Dance. Every dashboard light worked just fine to brighten up the interior.

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Canape Fear

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Dude where’s my caviar

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Girls Just Wanna Have Fondue

#AnAppetizerInASongOrMovie Every Breadstick You Take I'll be watching you!

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs What's good for the goose is good for a gander

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs: Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book Don't know much about the French I took But I do know that I love you And I know that if you love me too What a wonderful world this would be

#WhatMyPhilosophyIs to keep it positive whenever you can!

#HowToDetectARumour I detect a rumor the same way I spot a bad driver: If it’s weaving all over the place, I steer clear.

#HowToDetectARumour If it starts circulating faster than my car in a roundabout, it’s probably not true!

#InMyHolidayCarePackage is some Candy in the van

#InMyHolidayCarePackage to the younger drivers in my family: gas gift cards, an emergency car kit, affordable dash cam, a portable jump starter/device charger, or a road service membership (like AAA or similar). 💙

#InMyHolidayCarePackage Cozy car scents, for sure! I'm a cinnamon apple, orange clove, or pumpkin spice person rather than plain old pine tree smell.

#IsItAboutQualityOrQuantity I don't want anything to do with a QUANTITY of cars on my way to work... Is a quality commute a thing?

#IsItAboutQualityOrQuantity Quality: I only need ONE car in good, working condition.

Let people merge. Don't block the passing lane. 🥰

#ImNotAMusicianButICan shift into harmony & steer the melody!

#ImNotAMusicianButICan squabble up

#ImNotAMusicianButICan play a mean traffic cone🤦‍♂️

#ImNotAMusicianButICan auto-tune!

#ImNotAMusicianButICan get them there!

#WhenYouNeedExtra , just cry MORE!! MORE!! MORE!! as loud as you can

#WhenYouNeedExtra terrestrials, ask Elliott!

#IfSirEltonShowedUpAtMyDoor , I would totally be up for some greatest-hits car karaoke!!

#WinterizeAWine Chiantifreeze

#WinterizeAWine prepare your Driven Snow (tires or chains) that'll protect your Rosé cheeks! powerhousewine.co.nz/collections/...

#WinterizeAWine Check AntiRiesling levels

#ImNotParticularAbout popularity. I just play the games and appreciate the wit in my fellow players.

#whatweallneedis more margaritas