#IfYouDontSaySomethingNice and loud, sometimes they won't hear you!

#WhenTheresNoMilk , my PB&J will have to wait.

#BeingDaringInASongOrMovie Nerve

#BeingDaringInASongOrMovie Cape Fearless

#BeingDaringInASongOrMovie Risky Business

#WhenToFlipACoin there's a difficult choice to be made

#WhenToFlipACoin When you are impersonating 50/50 cent

Colbert knows #WhenToFlipACoin and a board.

#OtherUsesForTheWhiteHouseLawn rocket launches will probably be next...

#BandsUCanFeastOn Cool Whip & the Gang Hershey's Kiss Macaron 5

#AllApplesInASongOrMovie Bye Bye Miss American Apple Pie

#AllApplesInASongOrMovie Poison Apple (by Disney's parent company ABC)

#AllApplesInÀSongOrMovie Poison Apple (by Disney's parent company ABC)

#WheneverTheBluesHit , call the cops

Look a new color, it tastes like a Volkswagen in a melon field #ThatSoundsGood

Peace & Quiet. #ThatSoundsGood right about now.

#MuteAMetalBand Quiet Riot - Cum on Repeal the Noize #NoEffort

#MuteAMetalBand Sound-of-Silence-Garden

#AllColoursInASongOrMovie r- Red (and Red 2) o - A Clockwork Orange y _ She Wore Yellow by U2 g - It's Not Easy Being Green by Kermit b - Blue Velvet i - Mood Indigo by Duke Ellington v - Ultraviolet

#WhenImInTheBath , please don't stare!

#WhenThereAreNoTowels , I burn my buttcheeks 😨

The Bag Guy #BagsInASongOrMovie

#BagsInASongOrMovie Anything by Airbag Supply: Come What Spade Two Less Gucci People in the World Vuitton Love

#ImNotDifferentBut "special"

#TheOnlySolitaireIPlay is in private

#ChangeALetterRuinALandmark The Space Noodle

#ChangeALetterRuinALandmark Big Hen

#IfIWereADetective , I'd be more subtle than:

#IfIWereADetective , I'd probably have to see a dentist often with the amount of sugar I consume.

#IncludeMergeCrownDeep Do not merge illegally immediately in front of the Crown Royal, or you're in deep.

I deeply regretted merging too closely with the driver in the Crown Vic when I realized it was a plainclothes cop. #IncludeMergeCrownDeep

#IncludeMergeCrownDeep It doesn't take a deep-thinker to know that you won the "crown of stupidity" after this merge attempt.

#IconicPuddingsInASongOrMovie Every Which Way but Mousse

#IconicPuddingsInASongOrMovie Panna Cotta Whole lotta Love

#WhileOnMyRoadTrip I encountered some odd architecture (I'm the little one)

Terrifying!

It's important to see the sights #WhileOnMyRoadTrip

#WhenTheresTooMuch in your email inbox. DELETE ALL. If it's really important, they'll send a follow up.

I know #WhereToLookForTheCat now that I installed that tracking device on my car...

#WhereToLookForTheCat ? Not in the car, that's for sure.

#TheProblemIHaveIs time management

#AMemoFromMyBossSaid he expects me to be at work on time. HOW DARE HE!!

#AMemoFromMyBossSaid No more treat breaks. BTW he'll be late coming into the office. 😾

#FoundInMyShoppingBag - my "honey do" novel

#ISeeBeautyIn wildflowers

#ISeeBeautyIn laughter

#WhenTheresNoJuice , time to visit the clock tower

#AnimalDatingProfiles Drummer who spends a lot of time on the road. Can you handle my intensity? I've got the rhythm if you bring the rhymes!

#StainAStarWarsCharacter BBGrease8

#StainAStarWarsCharacter Storm Pooper