#IDontJudgeI just SMH.

#IDontJudgeI 'm usually late, too.

#ICanBeABetterCoachIn Stead of bus

#ICanBeABetterCoachIn a Disney movie.

#ThingsThatIDontNotice the Time, obviously! ⏰

#IHavent____SinceLastYear I haven't been this late to a #HashtagGame since last year (it feels like last year, but it was about an hour ago...)

Sheila Take A Plow #ASongOrMovieForMovingObjects

Vicar In A 4x4 #ASongOrMovieForMovingObjects

#ASongOrMovieForMovingObjects 🎵Let's Wait A Wheel

#MyShowAndTellWillBe a soulmate for #FloridaMan

#MyShowAndTellWillBe a rehash of an oldie-goldie!

#WhatIWouldChangeAboutMe My lane

#ImNotTakingAnymore shit (unless you make an appointment!)

#IsThereAComputerProgramFor sorting personalities of those around you on the road? Waze doesn't seem to have this function (yet).

#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery baby

#SongsAndFilmsAboutWine The Grapes of Wrath, obvi!

#NookieACookie Making Whoopie

#NookieACookie Gimme a little Sugar! 😘

#NookieACookie Double Stuffed? 😨

#IShakeMyHeadWhenever you speak

#IWillGiveYouACuddleOnlyIf you enjoy a laugh

#IWillGiveYouACuddleOnlyIf we pull over first.

#BeansInASongOrMovie Half-Baked

#BeansInASongOrMovie Jelly Head, you've really blown it 🎶

#WhatsDifferentAboutMeIs I drive around in a 70s car that was used to advertise KP snacks, it's not easy living with a peanut Allegro.

#WhatsDifferentAboutMeIs I don't order inflatables from Temu, @darrylcat.bsky.social .

#MyFavouritePlotTwist #HashtagGames that disappear... 😠

#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies Perfectly timed available parking right in front.

#WhatHappensOnlyInMovies jumps that end perfectly

#DietFoodInASongOrMovie Dude where’s my carbs

#DietFoodInASongOrMovie Diet Coke Hard

#DietFoodInASongOrMovie Lettuce Be

#WhenIsItTimeForADialogue BEFORE we "get busy"

#HowToSetYourLimits breath into this…..

#HowToSetYourLimits Step 1. Post the sign Step 2. ENFORCE the rules.

#ICanDescribeMyselfAs perpetually late regardless of resolving to be a better time manager...

#SlangUpASongOrBand Apples And Pearsway To Heaven.

#SlangUpASongOrBand The Boujees

#SlangUpASongOrBand The Blues Bros

#IncludeChargePepperHeavy I wish to avoid being the victim in an assault charge, so I shall not pepper you with memes about your "heavyweight title" after the holiday feasts...

#IncludeChargePepperHeavy Never boil negatively charged peppers in heavy water at 88 miles per hour.

#BuffetFoodInASongOrMovie Whose gonna drive you home Pork Pie youtube.com/shorts/YBiP2...

#BuffetFoodInASongOrMovie (CARb heavy) Mac-n-Cheese the Knife When Harry Met pasta Salad Shake, Rattle, & Bread Rolls

#HowCatsCelebrateNewYear with that characteristic optimism!

#HowCatsCelebrateNewYear start a new side hustle

#MyNewYearsEveIs gonna wrap up early, I think.

#NewYearsResolutionsForPoliticians LOOK UP

#NuclearNewYearsDrinks hits you like a Jägerbomb

#NuclearNewYearsDrinks probably a Moscow Mule...

#NuclearNewYearsDrinks Should old fashioneds be a shot And never brought to mind? Should old fashioneds be a shot In the days of Corona & lime?