Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
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#My2026Motto
Thanks, Juvenal. Thanks first issue of MAD to have one. Couldn't have put it better myself.
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#IconicPuddingsInASongOrMovie
A Slight Cassava Murder
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#IconicPuddingsInASongOrMovie
BlacKfFlansman
about 1 hour ago
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#IconicPuddingsInASongOrMovie
P-p-p-poker face, t-tapioka face
about 1 hour ago
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#IconicPuddingsInASongOrMovie
Can You Figgy Me?
about 2 hours ago
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Remind me not to go too far past human limits
#WhenTheresTooMuch
pie to choose.
about 20 hours ago
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#WhenTheresTooMuch
enthusiasm to be shy.
about 20 hours ago
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#WhenTheresTooMuch
unchillness for me to contain. Sorry.
about 20 hours ago
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#WhenTheresTooMuch
Monkey Business for me to be involved in.
about 20 hours ago
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#WhereToLookForTheCat
away. Regrouping. Planning. Can't tell you when, but they'll be back. They couldn't stay away if they wanted to.
about 22 hours ago
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#WhereToLookForTheCat
wherever Batman and Santa need him.
about 22 hours ago
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#WhereToLookForTheCat
don't worry, when Daddy needs her, she'll find you.
about 22 hours ago
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The flavor is okay,
#TheProblemIHaveIs
the messaging.
about 24 hours ago
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#TheProblemIHaveIs
I'm not sure if he's trying to warn me, or if this one is for the ladies.
about 24 hours ago
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#TheProblemIHaveIs
I'm not really a Bigfoot, and I don't know whether to feel angry? Humiliated? Flattered?
1 day ago
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#TheProblemIHaveIs
nothing. Just a have something I specifically remember not buying situation.
1 day ago
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#AMemoFromMyBossSaid
to go to the big meeting room at 10. I figured it wasn't good news when he walked in and just started crying.
1 day ago
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#AMemoFromMyBossSaid
You're not fooling anybody. If you keep falling asleep, I'll have to fire you.
1 day ago
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#FoundInMyShoppingBag
okay, I gotta call my wife. This must mean she has my bag.
1 day ago
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#FoundInMyShoppingBag
okay, I sometimes change prices in the drug store, but not here, I like you guys.
1 day ago
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#FoundInMyShoppingBag
that must have fallen in.
1 day ago
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#IHadAMillion
I'd start taking care of my health.
1 day ago
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#IHadAMillion
I know my first stop
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#MusicThatFights
Auld Gang Synes
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#MusicThatFights
Bach-sing
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#MusicThatFights
Rocky at the Apollo
1 day ago
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#GasTV
The Fartin' & Loose Show
1 day ago
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#GasTV
Freaks, Geeks, and One-Cheek Sneaks
1 day ago
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#GasTV
The Big Bang Theory
1 day ago
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#GasTV
The Rat Petrol
1 day ago
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#GasTV
The Edge of Nitrogen
1 day ago
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#GasTV
Everybody Loves Radon
1 day ago
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#GasTV
Boyle's Law & Order
1 day ago
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#ISeeBeautyIn
fine art.
2 days ago
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#ISeeBeautyIn
world cultural traditions that have Ghost in the name.
2 days ago
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#ISeeBeautyIn
the darkness.
2 days ago
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#ISeeBeautyIn
knowledge.
2 days ago
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#ISeeBeautyIn
fine dining.
2 days ago
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#ISeeBeautyIn
puppies.
2 days ago
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I ain't got much, but
#MySummerBodyHas
at least three grand worth of bones, more if you can get them assembled on the cheap.
3 days ago
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#MySummerBodyHas
all its skin, ladies, and even a bit of redundancy left from bulkier days.
3 days ago
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#IfIWereARoadie
now, with today's ticket prices, I shudder to imagine how scummy I could be
3 days ago
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#IfIWereARoadie
I'd drop the bass, which is not good like if I were a DJ.
3 days ago
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#TheOnlyAccountingIKnow
100% Number of people who know that if three guys rob a store they all get caught because one is stupider than the others. 60% Number of people who believe in conspiracies involving thousands of people, unproven after many years.
3 days ago
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#TheOnlyAccountingIKnow
is just fairy tales for kids. I don't really believe.
3 days ago
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#TheOnlyAccountingIKnow
Only Doc ever sees the real books.
3 days ago
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#IconicHairstylesInASongOrMovie
I've Just Seen a Fade
3 days ago
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#IconicHairstylesInASongOrMovie
M. Butterfly Cut
3 days ago
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#IconicHairstylesInASongOrMovie
The French Lieutenant's Crop
3 days ago
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#IconicHairstylesInASongOrMovie
Shake, Rattail and Roll
3 days ago
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#EyesAreAlsoFor
windows, but maybe not the latest version, like one that doesn't work so good because you didn't get around to upgrading while it was still free.
3 days ago
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