#WhatMakesMeSceptical I mean He's God, right? I figure He can do better.

#WhatMakesMeSceptical I seen bigger.

#WhatMakesMeSceptical years of hard won experience

#WhatMakesMeSceptical hyperbole

#DinnerBands Smorgasbjörk

#DinnerBands Huey Lewis & The Menus

Spandau Buffet #DinnerBands

#DinnerBands the Kaiser Chefs

Little Feast 🍗 #DinnerBands youtu.be/FXvoRRMSSGU?...

Suppertramp #DinnerBands

#DinnerBands Guns N' Roasters

#DinnerBands Salmon Dave

#DinnerBands The Meatles

#DinnerBands 2 Live Crudité

#DinnerBands The Specials

#WhenTheresNoItalianFood I won’t be watching the tagliatelle

#WhenTheresNoItalianFood pastitsio, French sauce tomate, and a side of Norwegian meatballs

#WhenTheresNoItalianFood I try to get a little Greek. Then we go out to a restaurant and have moussaka and salad.

#WhenTheresNoItalianFood I eat creamy chicken Alfredo and similar American slop

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie Bruschetta Almighty 🎬

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie Viva Lasagne!

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie Anything by Mozzarella Fitzgerald

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie Raging Bolognese 🎬

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie The Right Stuffoli

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie Living for the Ziti

#ItalianCuisineInASongOrMovie Funghi Town

Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx. ( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)

#BlameSomeoneElseWhen you spell your own name wrong.

#BlameSomeoneElseWhen technology passes you by.

#BlameSomeoneElseWhen you poke your own eye out.

#BlameSomeoneElseWhen things aren't going your way.

At least #BlameSomeoneElseWhen you kill your imaginary friend.

No matter how stupid you were, or what the results, sometimes it's okay to #BlameSomeoneElseWhen they were just as stupid or dumber.

You can light your farts, or you can #BlameSomeoneElseWhen you fart, but you can't blame someone else when you light your farts in the library.

Taking responsibility for all your little mistakes is a good setup that helps you #BlameSomeoneElseWhen it comes to the big stuff.

Another in my occasional series, 'Faces Don't Lie'. Honestly, he's like one of the creepy kids in 'Village of the Damned'. #FacesDontLie #WesStreeting

The safest choices for Valentine's gifts include #CandyAndFlowersWith the sole proviso that the candy is not made by Whizzo.

#CandyAndFlowersWith fervent affection Lead to lush lubrication and turbid erection.

#IfIEarnedPenniesForMyThoughts if you just mean ones I expressed coherently, not just anything that flits through my head, I about did for a couple of months. Doesn't make much difference.

#WhenTheresNoPudding I drink my tapioca fix.

#WhenTheresNoPudding I listen to what everybody else thinks is the original version.

#MySecretValentineCouldBe 🤤

#LessThanLovingGifts forgetfully regifting to the original sender.

#LessThanLovingGifts stuff you already have around the house and don't want.

#LessThanLovingGifts faint praise

#LessThanLovingGifts Carob Sampler

#MySecretValentineCouldBe trying to send me a message.

#MySecretValentineCouldBe my luge team partner.

#MySecretValentineCouldBe some drunken slob...

#MySecretValentineCouldBe This woman, look at her macaroni cheese! 😋 Marry me now! 😍