#ANewComicBookWouldBe scrutinized by a multiverse of Comic Book Guys.

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Nuke Happy Idiot

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Needs Heaven's Intervention

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Nevada Hotel Inspector

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Narcissism Hides Insecurity

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Nasty Head Injury

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor No Husbands Invited

Easter in space: the eggs hunt you. #PeculiarEasterTraditions

Visiting this Easter Bunny so she'll sit on your lap. #PeculiarEasterTraditions

Coloring Easter Omelets #PeculiarEasterTraditions

White House Egg Roll #PeculiarEasterTraditions

#MyInnerWitchSays a lot of stuff on the "Inner-net", but only when I'm only defending myself against trolls.

#MyInnerWitchSays a quiet curse, or two...or three.

Some would think "Doublin' Hers", but no. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh remains the best example of Irish film erotica.

Some put too much protective coating on the wood. #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh to get all the wax off.

I was the designated driver for our St. Patrick's Day celebration, and though I couldn't polish off a few beers, #InsteadIPolishedMyShillelagh.

#BeTheKindOfWitchWho makes killer robots go "SKREEE!"

#BeTheKindOfWitchWho hexes from a Lexus.

#HPLcouldAlsoStandFor Handmade Pimento Loaf

#RVGScouldAlsoStandFor Red-blooded Vampire Girl Scouts

#SinceWereDoomedLets make one thing clear: I am, and plan to remain, a Scorpio. So, I WILL hold onto my grudges. You know what you did!

#SinceWereDoomedLets trash all those YouTube psychics and astrologers for not warning us.

#BehindEveryGreatWitch is a long list of brokenhearted warlocks, otherwise known as "hex-boyfriends".

#BehindEveryGreatWitch is a guaranteed source of residual check income.

You might scream for ice cream, but an ice cream monster #MightMakeYouScream.

Taking your Silver Banshee cosplay up a notch #MightMakeYouScream.

#FrankensteinMonstersGruntMeans he's tired of being mistaken for John Fetterman.

Which two of all of these people honored will make it to the Showcase Showdown? #SOTU

The next soldier that gets a medal will have to decide if it's behind Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3. #SOTU

Death Cab For Cutie #ChasedMeInTheDark, which is sort of like following, but faster.

She #ChasedMeInTheDark, or that's how she made it seem. More like she lured me into the center of her web

#ChasedMeInTheDark: a term used by those whose wrongdoings have been discovered in the Epstein Files despite heavy redactions.

Consumer feedback #InMyLovePotion has been very positive.

#WhenICantFallAsleep at least I can relax.

#WhenICantFallAsleep it could be that I had too much coffee.

#WhenICantFallAsleep it's because the monsters in the closet and under the bed are arguing about who'll get to kill me first.

#DuringTheWitchHunt you're going to need bait.

A lot of crowd misogyny #DuringTheWitchHunt

We rode on horseback #DuringTheWitchHunt armed with pumpkins!

#DKDCcouldAlsoStandFor Defy Kleptocrat Donald's Corruption

#DKDCcouldAlsoStandFor Donkey Kong Damsel Confiscation

#CupidityStupidity leads you into a bad relationship. Common sense helps lead you out.

#StrandedWithEvil: story of a teenage girl forced to babysit her younger brothers.

#StrandedWithEvil because I believed Evil when he said, "Don't stop here. There's cheaper gas down the road."

#AtTheWitchTrial she was represented by B. Elza Bubb from the law firm of Black, Cat and Broom.

#AtTheWitchTrial it was shown she ran a candle shop and ruthlessly tried putting other candlestick makers out of business. In other words, she was the Wicked Wiccan Wickin' Witch.

#AtTheWitchTrial Hansel and Gretel were ruled to be hostile witnesses and their testimony stricken from the record.

#AtTheWitchTrial she was denied bail. Too much of a flight risk.

#TheBombDropped when NBC debuted My Mother the Car on September 14, 1965.

#TheBombDroppedWhen, in an alternate universe, the Epstein Files were released in full and unredacted.