Death Cab For Cutie #ChasedMeInTheDark, which is sort of like following, but faster.

She #ChasedMeInTheDark, or that's how she made it seem. More like she lured me into the center of her web

#ChasedMeInTheDark: a term used by those whose wrongdoings have been discovered in the Epstein Files despite heavy redactions.

Consumer feedback #InMyLovePotion has been very positive.

#WhenICantFallAsleep at least I can relax.

#WhenICantFallAsleep it could be that I had too much coffee.

#WhenICantFallAsleep it's because the monsters in the closet and under the bed are arguing about who'll get to kill me first.

#DuringTheWitchHunt you're going to need bait.

A lot of crowd misogyny #DuringTheWitchHunt

We rode on horseback #DuringTheWitchHunt armed with pumpkins!

#DKDCcouldAlsoStandFor Defy Kleptocrat Donald's Corruption

#DKDCcouldAlsoStandFor Donkey Kong Damsel Confiscation

#CupidityStupidity leads you into a bad relationship. Common sense helps lead you out.

#StrandedWithEvil: story of a teenage girl forced to babysit her younger brothers.

#StrandedWithEvil because I believed Evil when he said, "Don't stop here. There's cheaper gas down the road."

#AtTheWitchTrial she was represented by B. Elza Bubb from the law firm of Black, Cat and Broom.

#AtTheWitchTrial it was shown she ran a candle shop and ruthlessly tried putting other candlestick makers out of business. In other words, she was the Wicked Wiccan Wickin' Witch.

#AtTheWitchTrial Hansel and Gretel were ruled to be hostile witnesses and their testimony stricken from the record.

#AtTheWitchTrial she was denied bail. Too much of a flight risk.

#TheBombDropped when NBC debuted My Mother the Car on September 14, 1965.

#TheBombDroppedWhen, in an alternate universe, the Epstein Files were released in full and unredacted.

#TheBombDroppedWhen it slipped through his fingers.

#FoundInDraculasCastle Some very hard to remove stains.

#FoundInDraculasCastle Bitcoin

#FoundInDraculasCastle? Honey, wait until you find what he's been hiding in the closet! The Brides of Dracula? More like beards!

#FoundInDraculasCastle Proof that he likes to cosplay.

Her music #UnleashedMyInnerMonster.

"I #UnleashedMyInnerMonster" "No problem, Mr. President. We'll get you cleaned up."

#UnleashedMyInnerMonster because why hide my Hyde?

#UnleashedMyInnerMonster in a safe space where it could run free.

#DITTOcouldAlsoStandFor Deliriously Intense Tickle Tickle Ordeal

#DITTOcouldAlsoStandFor Doubt Isn't Troubling This Optimist

#DITTOcouldAlsoStandFor Deliver It To Toledo Ohio

#DITTOcouldAlsoStandFor Darn It They Took Over

#DITTOcouldAlsoStandFor Dinners Include Taco Tuesday Options

#DITTOcouldAlsoStandFor Dementia Is Trump's Tenure Outcome

#InTheNextStarWarsTrilogy Darth Nocuous won't be seen as a real threat.

#InTheNextStarWarsTrilogy many will be seduced by the dark side of the merch.

#InTheNextStarWarsTrilogy everyone will hate Baby Jar Jar.

#ReceivedOnePresent From a peasant. But at least he was pleasant.

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Potatoes Yams Parsnips

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Punish YouTube Pranksters

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Pinch Your Pennies

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Phuck You Putin

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Park Your Prius

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Punchy Young Pugilist

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Putin's Yammering Puppet

#PYPcouldAlsoStandFor Pamper Your Puppy

"Glitterpoof and the other guys drank eggnog with their cocoa last night. Things got crazy. At the morning meeting they told the workshop there was a no tolerance policy for yellowing snowmen and Santa was pissed. Glitterpoof laughed. Hate him! Merriment over mischief 4 eva!" #InTheElfDiaries

"Why do I bother keeping a diary? Santa sees everything." #InTheElfDiaries