#HorseAnything 🐴 Can't smoke this at the moment because there's a horse pipe ban. 🥴

#HorseAnything 🐴 📞🐴 Hello McDonald's? Have you got a Filly o fish?

#HorseAnything 🐴 Hours anything? Oh sorry I Mr Ed that.

#HorseAnything 🐴 Horse d'oeuvres

#HorseAnything 🐴 Horse town Texas

#HorseAnything 🐴 🎵Saddle Songs

I wouldn't fancy it as a farrier you'd get a hoof to the head and end up a Reform voter. #HorseAnything 🐴 🎥 Farrier Tale

#HorseAnything 🐴 🎵The Shoe Must Go On

#HorseAnything 🐴 🎵Red Rum is a Dancer

#HorseAnything 🐴 📺 Open All Horse

#HorseAnything 🐴 📺 Jodhpurs for goalposts ⚽

#HorseAnything 🐴 📺 The Equine-iser

#HorseAnything 🐴 🎵Shergar Off

#CartoonCuisine Bender In A Bun

#CartoonCuisine Colonel KFC

#CartoonCuisine Loony Tunas

#CartoonCuisine Wile E. Cock a leekie

#CartoonCuisine Popeye steak

#CartoonCuisine Pickled & Dilly

#CartoonCuisine Canopies Pitstop

#CartoonCuisine Sylvester side

#CartoonCuisine Roadrunner beans

#DadJokeTrotOut Tried to organise a Harry Potter night but omg wand a disaster.

#DadJokeTrotOut - You can't Hansel the truth! - You're going to reGretel saying that.

#DadJokeTrotOut - I see that Kash Patel likes a drink. - Maybe be seeing Charlie sooner than he thinks. - See you in hangover!

#DadJokeTrotOut - I went on holiday to India - Delhi? - Yeah the flight was an hour late.

#LetsLookForwardTo Going to see Bryan Adams and doing this 😀 youtu.be/nIo5ZXVYcr4?...

#LetsLookForwardTo Going to bed early because I'm a goody two shoes. youtu.be/o41A91X5pns?...

#LetsLookForwardTo Buzzing bees and busy bugs besieging your beautiful bedroom. 🛏️🐝🐞🕷️🐜🪲🦟🦗🪳🐛

#LetsLookForwardTo The America Canal.

#LetsLookForwardTo A.I. doing the housework. Where are these high tech cleaners for everyone? All we get is a pathetic wee robot hoover that's more of a cat's curiosity than a domestic godsend.

#LetsLookForwardTo Rapture!

#LetsLookForwardTo A more progressive future because at the moment it's one step forward and two steps back.

#LetsLookForwardTo Summer nights

Cool shirt Chappers 😎 #MOTD

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Jaw-hand-knees-burg

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Belly

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Nose York

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Spine Jose

#I'mOnBlueskyFor A bit of drama.

#I'mOnBlueskyFor The craic. No not that one I mean like the Irish, aaaaggghhh, you know the craic? Aaaaggghhh!

#I'mOnBlueskyFor They don't bring out Exchange & Mart anymore and I only have 2'9 to spend on blankets.

#I'mOnBlueskyFor An ad free social media experience.

#I'mOnBlueskyFor Apostrophe appreciation.

Drop something from the 1980's

Don't know if that canal wheel can handle a cruise ship but that Southampton sponsor P&O can get to Falkirk. #MNCSOT

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Iseyeball 🇹🇷

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Throat 66

#BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace Kneerobi 🇰🇪

Japancreas #BodyPartsInAGeographicalPlace