#LunchPun A fire at a vape shop in Vilnius shows the danger of Lithuanian batteries.

You know Hermione is a witch because she has a friend called Harry and one cauldron. (new joke book available - see my pinned post)

#ASongOrMovieForSuperlatives 🎵Totally Excellent From The Start

#ASongOrMovieForSuperlatives 🎵I Saw Her Outstanding There

#ASongOrMovieForSuperlatives 🎥 I Know That You Were Delighted Last Summer

Saying that Ireland is an island #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland even though it's an island.

Saying that reggae was crap and you're an idiot if you buy it. #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland Management team.

A misunderstanding about a music gig. #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland

Let's sell cigars to America. #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland

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Saying that Saint Vincent and the Grenadines sounded more like a band than a country. #GotMeVotedOffTheIsland 🇻🇨🤬

#MeatballsInASongOrMovie 🎵Ring Campbell

My innovative pneumatic drill design is ground breaking. #Lunchpun

I published a book every year about the author of Jude The Obscure, but they didn’t sell & I ended up burying them all under my lawn. My garden is full of Hardy annuals. #LunchPun

#LunchPun Football hooligans think they're tough? Scanning with their phones to get into the game, real nicey nicey, bunch of QR boys.

#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets 🎥 I Know What You Did Pad Charger

#TeaTowns Assamdam

#TeaTowns Leicester Leaf Tea

#TeaTowns English Belfast

#TeaTowns Can of brew-a 🥴

#SlipperyScripts The Life and Times of The Thunderbolt Skid

#SlipperyScripts Hill Ice to Catalonia

#SlipperyScripts Anne of Greased Gables

#SlipperyScripts Slip hazard the big red dog 🥴

#WhenToBeAContrarian When you offer distemper treatment for half price and the owners bite your hand off.

#WhenToBeAContrarian When you're a politician. "To young men I say stay away from knives and violence, unless you join the army in which case I say get stuck in."

#WhenToBeAContrarian When you're a gardener for celebrities.

#WhenToBeAContrarian When you see a Spurs fan and say that you hope the Arsenal don't go down this year then point out that he's reading the paper upside down. 👍🏻

#WhenToBeAContrarian When others are sabre rattling and war talking.

#TeaTowns Teapot

#TeaTowns Chester Tetley Street

#TeaTowns Darjeelington

#TeaTowns Strainer

#HairyTV Fringe Hill

#ThingsIFindHardToUnderstand Wacky Races was only on for one season. Make some new ones.

#ThingsIFindHardToUnderstand The doctor's handwriting.

#ThingsIFindHardToUnderstand Klingon

#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf You took Mr Blobby with you.

#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf You had to take a load of drugs to get back.

#TimeTravelingWouldBeFunIf 👇🏻

#HairyTV For Netflix and Prime you have toupee.

#HairyTV Caesar Cars

#HairyTV Crew Cut & Lacey

#HairyTV Ponytail Abbey

#HairyTV Short Bridgerton Sides

#HairyTV Cut & Poldark Dry

#HairyTV Split Ends Image

#HairyTV Charlie's Hair Gels

#MoveASongOrMovie 🎵Moving Love

#MoveASongOrMovie 🎥 I Know What You Dragged Last Summer