My kid's ND traits come from both sides, but esp. my 80+ FIL who will info dump about trains for hours and make you look at his maps. None of this is new. &p.s. tylenol hardly does anything for me, yet I took it occasionally while pregnant, BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS PREG PEOPLE CAN TAKE 😡

Every vote counts, #HorrorWatch! And right now the last of our Hammer Horror themed movies are tied! So vote, maybe you'll be the deciding factor? If it's still tied tomorrow, I'll flip a coin :)

If I win the lottery I’m going to start a new newspaper with the motto “Yesterday’s News Today” on the masthead, and it will consist only of considered, thoughtful, sober reporting with never a *BREAKING NEWS* marquee to be seen.

also like, if you love little jokes, alt text is a great way to do little jokes as long as you are still actually describing the thing

I made sure to celebrate the tradition of my people, and sat in a variety of awkward positions today

As unofficial town sorcerer, I'm sending out a very mild charm that will make your next tea or soda or whatever almost your exact preferred temperature.

Hello, my fiendish familiars of #HorrorWatch! What shall we choose for our ooky spooky October theme? 1️⃣ Skeletons! Ohhh Skeletons 2️⃣ Ghosts all spooky and ghostlike 3️⃣ Random weekly themes! 4️⃣ Dark Acedemia 📊 Show results

Announcing this week's #FolkHorrorFriday watch: THE WIND (2018). We're going with something more contemporary but still undeniably American, a film about white settlers facing something menacing on the prairie.

Reposting because it's Bi Visibility Day and I'm cracking up that I coincidentally and unknowingly decided to make this painting and finished it one day earlier

Not just apps and software. I wasn’t joking when I said a year or so ago that I hoped everyone responsible for an important data set had a pre-2022 snapshot and a plan for how to cope with rolling back to it eventually.

One hour left to vote in the first Fat Bear Week poll!

AHEM. You. Yes, you! You need a reversible red velvet/black satin capelet. You do. You should go to the Depop of the Madwoman in the Attic and buy it. www.depop.com/products/spa...

This is so wholesome I don’t know what to do with my face.

The print copy for Glass House is on sale right now for more than half off! Find out the dark secrets of the Gemini House for around $10 in print! Yes, this is the book where the wife has an affair with a haunted house. Not a ghost, mind you. The house itself #horror #hauntedhouse #cosmic #creepy

The most important commentary on current events you'll hear this week.

Not to brag* but I've been fed to the World Maggot *totally bragging; GWAR shows are epic!

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

happy first day of fall, crush some foliage and snort it, grab every pumpkin flavored item you see, roll around in the dressing room of a Spirit Halloween, yell at the sun, scare someone

I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak

Today is #HobbitDay because both Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway come and boromir #Tolkien books.

Happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate 🐻

Today is a great day to cancel Disney+, Hulu, ESPN. And letting people know that you've done so will inspire others to take action.

To the #horrorwatch and #folkhorrorfriday fam, I'm looking forward to this #sundayscares showing tonight. I've always heard that it's an interesting, slept on flick, so I'm excited to finally have a good reason to check it out 🙂

🎵Long Long Man 🎷 🎵 Delightfully frivolous shopping day yesterday: before a massive headache descended and sent me to bed 4 hours early, acquired many delights at the large Asian grocery and at the cheesemonger. When spawn realized we happened to buy long Sakeru, made me watch the compilation 🤣

everything about this is iconic, from the hair to the shoulder pads to the reveal that she addresses herself as “bitch” to the absolute murder in her eyes in that first shot. that is a woman who homophobes would cross the street to avoid for fear of their life. absolute ally goals

Earth, Wind & Fire came on while I was in the shower last night so I got out and put my panties on just so I could drop them

Good things are coming to me. I am attracting success into my life. I am channeling an abundance mindset. Iridescent feathers are sprouting from my pores. Crows and ravens are circling above me, cawing at the moon. I can taste chthonic memories in the wind.

every artist you follow has a Artist+ service where if you give them money you suddenly access a ton of new content through them being able to afford to be alive and thus more likely to post content for you enjoy

YOU WILL KNOW ME BY MY VELVETS

Sounds like prime roast material. #HorrorWatch

128 Jr wins Fat Bear Junior 2025 Go to FatBearWeek.org for more 🐻

Yes, Financial Times, we know. We told you this shit from the start.

I'm so lucky to have stumbled upon #folkhorrorfriday It really is exactly what I need at the end of a week. A lot of you already attend, but #horrorwatch is another treat for me. I hope to see you there tomorrow night. Thanks again for entertaining me, and making me smile. Y'all are the best.

100% this! I'll rarely consider a movie "bad" so long as it's feels like all or most people involved are Showing Up and giving what they got 💖 #FolkHorrorFriday

Not sure if the picture I uploaded is just not displaying for me... Here's Mr. Devil Paper Doll Medallion #FolkHorrorFriday

The question is, does this qualify as folk horror? Could be debatable! But that's part of the fun of #FolkHorrorFriday

I admit, I'm getting caught up mostly by skipping a lot of this scene 😆 #FolkHorrorFriday

I've got this 🔽guide from #Crossroads🔽 ready to go for tonight's #FolkHorrorFriday #horror #watchparty discussion Still dont quite understand what makes a movie #folkhorror but legit hyped to learn 🎃

5 to 10 minutes behind tonight's #FolkHorrorFriday but excited to see what Brotherhood of Satan has in store for us!

Are you ready for this weekend, my darling devils of #HorrorWatch? We're going watch the Hammer horror gender bending classic, Doctor Jekyll and Sister Hyde at 9PM EST! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylWR...

listen I appreciate that it looks pretty to people who don't know what encroaching wildfire smoke looks like but this is not pretty. this is choking on your tears fear and upset

This Friday!

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

One of my favorite mutations in the history of English is that "sirens" came to mean a sound warning you to stay away.

"Trauma is everywhere. Horror doesn’t ignore it, it helps us face it, understand it, even survive it." A great piece to link the next time you encounter someone judging those of us who escape into fictional horror.

89° still counts. Happy Wednesday! (Also, tagging @stelsadick.bsky.social because you'll appreciate this🤘🏼)

As of next year, the United States will be 250 years old. Chuck Schumer has been in government for 20% of that duration.

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And here we see one of the most important poses of Domestic Quadruped Yoga: Deceased Cucaracha My cat likes to do it in his window seat, so the whole neighborhood gets to see his butt 😆