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I am a sock. I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed Twitch.tv/sockcop
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Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!)
open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...
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How to Keep Saying 'Hello There, Friend!'
When the Internet doesn't care what you want
https://open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/p/how-to-keep-saying-hello-there-friend?r=yvxrq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
8 months ago
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The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
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3 days ago
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Every Geddy
5 months ago
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
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It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
about 1 month ago
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Bean N. Curling
about 2 months ago
It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait, there we go.
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Imagine a biscuit. Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit. You're welcome
about 2 months ago
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James Greene, Jr.
about 2 months ago
We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-take-care-of-jason?attribution_id=sl:f0bf7329-208c-4dbe-9428-9147b8623396&lang=en_US&utm_campaign=man_ss_icons&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link
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How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
2 months ago
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TOILET SCIENCE!! 🚽 🪠 🧪
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2 months ago
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VHSMan
3 months ago
Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
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Bean N. Curling
3 months ago
@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
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🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶
3 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
3 months ago
🎶The best part of waking up Is coffee in your
@sockcop.rocks
cuuuup!
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It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.
3 months ago
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Little Greenis
3 months ago
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.
3 months ago
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I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
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What Does the Future Hold?
Here are the answers! Maybe!
https://sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-the-future-hold
3 months ago
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Cornopolous
3 months ago
“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”
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I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!
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3 months ago
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Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.
4 months ago
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I don't say "I'm going to bed" I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
4 months ago
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This Tuesday's newsletter features talk of Heathcliff.
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Orange Cartoon Cat
Not that one, the other one.
https://open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/p/orange-cartoon-cat?r=yvxrq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
4 months ago
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About to go LIVE with TheRustyPandaa!
www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
4 months ago
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Everybody’s Famous with that Ryan guy
4 months ago
Did I mention we are moving the show from YouTube to Bandcamp? The first 30 episodes are there now.
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Everybody's Famous with that Ryan guy
Everybody’s famous with that Ryan guy is an audio interview series with local/regional/wherever-they’re-from personalities. There might be a little bit of cursing. Each episode will contain a song. ...
https://everybodysfamouswiththatryanguy.bandcamp.com/audio
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Today seems like a great day to make a hand dragon
4 months ago
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Chicken Dynasty
4 months ago
If you haven't seen the Rugrats pilot, you should. It's so weird (in a good way) - directed by Peter Chung.
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Rugrats - Tommy Pickles and The Great White Thing (1990 Pilot Episode)
YouTube video by Aiden Slater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvjdfSM2ov8
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Be sure to wash your hands, you beastly heathens
4 months ago
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Amy III: The Marsupials
4 months ago
We’re so humbled by the kindness of friends, family, and even strangers this week. Our son has a complex, degenerative condition, and caring for him has become harder than ever. Times are tough for so many, which makes every donation and kind word mean the world. Thank you ❤️
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I made my own Heathcliff style comic in mspaint
4 months ago
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James Greene, Jr.
4 months ago
Hey folks, there's some big stuff we need help with. Maybe you can lend a hand. Thank you so much for all your love and support.
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
https://gofund.me/dfeb662e
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Got both of these artworks at the thrift store for just 78¢
4 months ago
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@ninepointfive.live
Thank you SO MUCH for the spectacular raid during last night's stream! It's always so great to see you,
@kattatonia.bsky.social
, and all the wonderful chickens 🐔 Smooches for youse!
4 months ago
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New newsletter is out. Includes a free handcrafted poem!
sockcop.substack.com/p/well-whale...
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Well, Whale, Wail
Look who's back in your email gimmick
https://sockcop.substack.com/p/well-whale-wail
4 months ago
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da share z0ne
11 months ago
OH WELL -
dashare.zone
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Happy Father's Day to Al Bundy, and only Al Bundy.
4 months ago
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Garfield and Friends Screens
5 months ago
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benmonstertv
5 months ago
WHOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE! SockCop VS Nappy! This fight is one you don't want to miss! Will SockCop call for backup? Will Nappy use a well crafted dad joke to stun SockCop? You'll have to tune in this SUNDAY!
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This Sunday I'll be joining Robot Don to battle Nappys Puppets in a fierce robot battle of some sort. It all happens on
@benmonstertv.bsky.social
Twitch channel. Mark them calendars!
5 months ago
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During last night's stream people to send in drawings of animals to put in a farm and this is what we ended up with. Some people took pics of their pets and others just found stuff online, but we ended up with a pretty interesting farm!
5 months ago
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This email seems a little threatening
5 months ago
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I never realized I knew so many Billy Joel songs
5 months ago
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My weighted blanket started a new diet and now it's a regular blanket :(
5 months ago
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If the submarine was never invented what would we call the submarine sandwich? The tube sandwich? Longboi sandwich? Or even worse what if that sandwich was never invented?! I shudder to think
5 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
5 months ago
There are many fine and profound topics covered on each episode of a
@sockcop.rocks
broadcast, but since the pros and cons of tractor ownership are the only things I'm interested in now, it's the finest and most profound...
www.youtube.com/live/-ZAULdL...
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Talk to a real sock!
YouTube video by Sock Cop
https://www.youtube.com/live/-ZAULdLYK2Y?si=DQH_8Qp8jeSGRiv-
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Michael Knight’s Beltbuckle
5 months ago
The best part of waking up is
@sockcop.rocks
on your cup!
#sockcopcupseries
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They call it Stove Top stuffing cause it tastes like Abraham Lincoln's hat
5 months ago
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🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶 🎶is a dollar store dinosaur on your sock cop cup! 🎶
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5 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
5 months ago
@sockcop.rocks
#mug
#coffee
#DollarStoreDinosaur
#DontBeSpeedin
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Bean N. Curling
5 months ago
Ordered me up a mug from
@sockcop.rocks
The clincher was the 324 detailed views of it from every possible angle. May two favorite views were the opposite blank side and the hat sneaking in from the right!
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So I'm watching Frasier like I do and suddenly the subtitles are in German and there's no way to change it. I went to the next episode and bam back to English. Tössed sälats und skramblet ëggenflüffenß
5 months ago
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Today I seen a spider with 1 freakishly long leg. Remind me to post a picture tomorrow.
5 months ago
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