The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions

Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268

It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it

It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait, there we go.

Imagine a biscuit. Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit. You're welcome

We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!

How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!

TOILET SCIENCE!! 🚽 🪠 🧪

Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.

@sockcop.rocks "Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"

🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶

🎶The best part of waking up Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!

It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.

I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out! sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...

“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”

I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!

Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.

I don't say "I'm going to bed" I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo

This Tuesday's newsletter features talk of Heathcliff. open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...

About to go LIVE with TheRustyPandaa! www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa

Did I mention we are moving the show from YouTube to Bandcamp? The first 30 episodes are there now.

Today seems like a great day to make a hand dragon

If you haven't seen the Rugrats pilot, you should. It's so weird (in a good way) - directed by Peter Chung.

Be sure to wash your hands, you beastly heathens

We’re so humbled by the kindness of friends, family, and even strangers this week. Our son has a complex, degenerative condition, and caring for him has become harder than ever. Times are tough for so many, which makes every donation and kind word mean the world. Thank you ❤️

I made my own Heathcliff style comic in mspaint

Hey folks, there's some big stuff we need help with. Maybe you can lend a hand. Thank you so much for all your love and support.

Got both of these artworks at the thrift store for just 78¢

@ninepointfive.live Thank you SO MUCH for the spectacular raid during last night's stream! It's always so great to see you, @kattatonia.bsky.social, and all the wonderful chickens 🐔 Smooches for youse!

New newsletter is out. Includes a free handcrafted poem! sockcop.substack.com/p/well-whale...

OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Happy Father's Day to Al Bundy, and only Al Bundy.

WHOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE! SockCop VS Nappy! This fight is one you don't want to miss! Will SockCop call for backup? Will Nappy use a well crafted dad joke to stun SockCop? You'll have to tune in this SUNDAY! @sockcop.rocks

This Sunday I'll be joining Robot Don to battle Nappys Puppets in a fierce robot battle of some sort. It all happens on @benmonstertv.bsky.social Twitch channel. Mark them calendars!

During last night's stream people to send in drawings of animals to put in a farm and this is what we ended up with. Some people took pics of their pets and others just found stuff online, but we ended up with a pretty interesting farm!

This email seems a little threatening

I never realized I knew so many Billy Joel songs

My weighted blanket started a new diet and now it's a regular blanket :(

If the submarine was never invented what would we call the submarine sandwich? The tube sandwich? Longboi sandwich? Or even worse what if that sandwich was never invented?! I shudder to think

There are many fine and profound topics covered on each episode of a @sockcop.rocks broadcast, but since the pros and cons of tractor ownership are the only things I'm interested in now, it's the finest and most profound... www.youtube.com/live/-ZAULdL...

The best part of waking up is @sockcop.rocks on your cup! #sockcopcupseries

They call it Stove Top stuffing cause it tastes like Abraham Lincoln's hat

🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶 🎶is a dollar store dinosaur on your sock cop cup! 🎶

@sockcop.rocks #mug #coffee #DollarStoreDinosaur #DontBeSpeedin

Ordered me up a mug from @sockcop.rocks The clincher was the 324 detailed views of it from every possible angle. May two favorite views were the opposite blank side and the hat sneaking in from the right!

So I'm watching Frasier like I do and suddenly the subtitles are in German and there's no way to change it. I went to the next episode and bam back to English. Tössed sälats und skramblet ëggenflüffenß

Today I seen a spider with 1 freakishly long leg. Remind me to post a picture tomorrow.