Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
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I am a sock. I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed Twitch.tv/sockcop
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Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!)
open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/...
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How to Keep Saying 'Hello There, Friend!'
When the Internet doesn't care what you want
https://open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/p/how-to-keep-saying-hello-there-friend?r=yvxrq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
10 months ago
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Jay Nagy
9 days ago
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Bean N. Curling
18 days ago
Suggested additional verse to
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Animal of the Day song by Jeve Stones: Does it sting Or does it bite? If provoked Do you think It might?
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Bean N. Curling
27 days ago
Too righteous for words to describe...
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Sock Cop's Animal Of The Day by Jeve Stones on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 8 Songs
https://music.apple.com/us/album/sock-cops-animal-of-the-day/1847925642
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Howdy!
about 1 month ago
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I thought 6 was afraid of 7
about 1 month ago
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James Greene, Jr.
about 1 month ago
GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID! Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you! We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
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The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
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about 2 months ago
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Every Geddy
6 months ago
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
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It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
3 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
3 months ago
It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait, there we go.
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Imagine a biscuit. Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit. You're welcome
3 months ago
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James Greene, Jr.
4 months ago
We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-take-care-of-jason?attribution_id=sl:f0bf7329-208c-4dbe-9428-9147b8623396&lang=en_US&utm_campaign=man_ss_icons&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link
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How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
4 months ago
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TOILET SCIENCE!! 🚽 🪠 🧪
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4 months ago
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VHSMan
4 months ago
Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
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Bean N. Curling
4 months ago
@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
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🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶
4 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
4 months ago
🎶The best part of waking up Is coffee in your
@sockcop.rocks
cuuuup!
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It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.
4 months ago
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Little Greenis
4 months ago
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.
5 months ago
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I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
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What Does the Future Hold?
Here are the answers! Maybe!
https://sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-the-future-hold
5 months ago
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Cornopolous
5 months ago
“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”
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I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!
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5 months ago
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Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.
5 months ago
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I don't say "I'm going to bed" I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
5 months ago
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This Tuesday's newsletter features talk of Heathcliff.
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Orange Cartoon Cat
Not that one, the other one.
https://open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/p/orange-cartoon-cat?r=yvxrq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
5 months ago
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About to go LIVE with TheRustyPandaa!
www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
5 months ago
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Everybody’s Famous with that Ryan guy
5 months ago
Did I mention we are moving the show from YouTube to Bandcamp? The first 30 episodes are there now.
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Everybody's Famous with that Ryan guy
Everybody’s famous with that Ryan guy is an audio interview series with local/regional/wherever-they’re-from personalities. There might be a little bit of cursing. Each episode will contain a song. ...
https://everybodysfamouswiththatryanguy.bandcamp.com/audio
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Today seems like a great day to make a hand dragon
6 months ago
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Chicken Dynasty
6 months ago
If you haven't seen the Rugrats pilot, you should. It's so weird (in a good way) - directed by Peter Chung.
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Rugrats - Tommy Pickles and The Great White Thing (1990 Pilot Episode)
YouTube video by Aiden Slater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvjdfSM2ov8
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Be sure to wash your hands, you beastly heathens
6 months ago
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Amy III: The Marsupials
6 months ago
We’re so humbled by the kindness of friends, family, and even strangers this week. Our son has a complex, degenerative condition, and caring for him has become harder than ever. Times are tough for so many, which makes every donation and kind word mean the world. Thank you ❤️
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I made my own Heathcliff style comic in mspaint
6 months ago
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James Greene, Jr.
6 months ago
Hey folks, there's some big stuff we need help with. Maybe you can lend a hand. Thank you so much for all your love and support.
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
https://gofund.me/dfeb662e
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Got both of these artworks at the thrift store for just 78¢
6 months ago
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@ninepointfive.live
Thank you SO MUCH for the spectacular raid during last night's stream! It's always so great to see you,
@kattatonia.bsky.social
, and all the wonderful chickens 🐔 Smooches for youse!
6 months ago
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New newsletter is out. Includes a free handcrafted poem!
sockcop.substack.com/p/well-whale...
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Well, Whale, Wail
Look who's back in your email gimmick
https://sockcop.substack.com/p/well-whale-wail
6 months ago
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da share z0ne
12 months ago
OH WELL -
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Happy Father's Day to Al Bundy, and only Al Bundy.
6 months ago
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Garfield and Friends Screens
6 months ago
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benmonstertv
6 months ago
WHOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF DA POLICE! SockCop VS Nappy! This fight is one you don't want to miss! Will SockCop call for backup? Will Nappy use a well crafted dad joke to stun SockCop? You'll have to tune in this SUNDAY!
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This Sunday I'll be joining Robot Don to battle Nappys Puppets in a fierce robot battle of some sort. It all happens on
@benmonstertv.bsky.social
Twitch channel. Mark them calendars!
6 months ago
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During last night's stream people to send in drawings of animals to put in a farm and this is what we ended up with. Some people took pics of their pets and others just found stuff online, but we ended up with a pretty interesting farm!
6 months ago
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This email seems a little threatening
6 months ago
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I never realized I knew so many Billy Joel songs
7 months ago
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My weighted blanket started a new diet and now it's a regular blanket :(
7 months ago
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If the submarine was never invented what would we call the submarine sandwich? The tube sandwich? Longboi sandwich? Or even worse what if that sandwich was never invented?! I shudder to think
7 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
7 months ago
There are many fine and profound topics covered on each episode of a
@sockcop.rocks
broadcast, but since the pros and cons of tractor ownership are the only things I'm interested in now, it's the finest and most profound...
www.youtube.com/live/-ZAULdL...
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Talk to a real sock!
YouTube video by Sock Cop
https://www.youtube.com/live/-ZAULdLYK2Y?si=DQH_8Qp8jeSGRiv-
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Michael Knight’s Beltbuckle
7 months ago
The best part of waking up is
@sockcop.rocks
on your cup!
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