Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
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I am a sock. I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed Twitch.tv/sockcop
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Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!)
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How to Keep Saying 'Hello There, Friend!'
When the Internet doesn't care what you want
https://open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/p/how-to-keep-saying-hello-there-friend?r=yvxrq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 1 year ago
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Mario? The plumber?!
13 days ago
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VHS stands for very happy sock
20 days ago
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There is a parallel universe where everything is exactly the same, except wrestling referees have to count to 4
25 days ago
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When I get to heaven one of the first things I'm gonna do is give a thankful smooch to whoever invented soy sauce
25 days ago
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I have a $25 Xbox gift card, what game should I get?
about 1 month ago
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Is love a finite resource?
about 1 month ago
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At a concert when the performer says "make some noise!" most people go "woo!" or "yeah!" but you can make any noise you want. They didn't specify.
about 1 month ago
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MAKE MORE MUPPET SHOW YOU COWARDS!!
about 1 month ago
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He really does make a bad bunny. Ears are way too short, to start with.
about 1 month ago
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I wrote you a haiku
about 1 month ago
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Is the
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rewound or not rewound?! Let's find out!
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about 2 months ago
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I'm on the Skylight gimmick, cause why not
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about 2 months ago
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Lets make some tiny spin art!
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about 2 months ago
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benmonstertv
about 2 months ago
let’s talk about MANIAC COP with
@sockcop.rocks
join us in attic for another episode of ControlAltDeath
twitch.tv/benmonstertv
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NPR
about 2 months ago
Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday.
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'Get warm, get safe and stay there,' officials warn as massive storm bears down on U.S.
Forecasters say the storm will dump heavy snow, sleet and freezing rain from the Southern Rockies into New England through Monday.
https://n.pr/4jTOoMu
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Holy cow 40-year-old ghost Benny Goodman is still dropping new music
about 2 months ago
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Planning a special stream this Friday! Sock Cop is taking the day off and the Useless Assistant (me) is taking over! Gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich LIVE!!!
2 months ago
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Jeff
2 months ago
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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Here's me and living legend Uncle Henry outside of our movie premiere today! Two of the Deep South's greatest mustaches in one pic!
2 months ago
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Final Fantasy VII (1997)
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3 months ago
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At the Pearly Gates: "I'm sorry, we can't let you in. You stated on multiple occasions that Limp Bizkit made better music than Beethoven" "Well, you're wrong and I don't want to party with you anyways, nerds."
3 months ago
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My name is Sock Cop and I care what you think
3 months ago
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Jay Nagy
4 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
4 months ago
Suggested additional verse to
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Animal of the Day song by Jeve Stones: Does it sting Or does it bite? If provoked Do you think It might?
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Bean N. Curling
4 months ago
Too righteous for words to describe...
@sockcop.rocks
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Sock Cop's Animal Of The Day by Jeve Stones on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 8 Songs
https://music.apple.com/us/album/sock-cops-animal-of-the-day/1847925642
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Howdy!
4 months ago
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I thought 6 was afraid of 7
5 months ago
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James Greene, Jr.
5 months ago
GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID! Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you! We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
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The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
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5 months ago
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Every Geddy
10 months ago
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
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It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
6 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
7 months ago
It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait, there we go.
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Imagine a biscuit. Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit. You're welcome
7 months ago
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James Greene, Jr.
7 months ago
We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
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How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
7 months ago
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TOILET SCIENCE!! 🚽 🪠 🧪
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7 months ago
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VHSMan
8 months ago
Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
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Bean N. Curling
8 months ago
@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
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🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶
8 months ago
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Bean N. Curling
8 months ago
🎶The best part of waking up Is coffee in your
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cuuuup!
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It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.
8 months ago
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Little Greenis
8 months ago
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.
8 months ago
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I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
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What Does the Future Hold?
Here are the answers! Maybe!
https://sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-the-future-hold
8 months ago
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State
8 months ago
“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”
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I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!
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8 months ago
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Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.
9 months ago
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I don't say "I'm going to bed" I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
9 months ago
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This Tuesday's newsletter features talk of Heathcliff.
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Orange Cartoon Cat
Not that one, the other one.
https://open.substack.com/pub/sockcop/p/orange-cartoon-cat?r=yvxrq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
9 months ago
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About to go LIVE with TheRustyPandaa!
www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/therustypandaa
9 months ago
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