I have a coworker who regularly hands out food to people. Today he gave me a yogurt container full of cheese and a very expired cereal bar. It’s going to be a great day!

First McRib of the year!

Feeling like a good day to pick up a McRib.

Some Halloween houses I took pictures of this year.

Spooky meatloaf for dinner.

Everyday that passes recently I feel my boxes of comics closing in on me more and more. It’s a burden at this point. Honestly, there’s only maybe 20% that I care about keeping and 80% where I just don’t want to get rid of stuff.

Back by popular demand. Pet Sematary Two.

It was a pizza night Sunday night.

The piñata store always has what you need.

Had 4 accounts add me today and they all have only one post and it’s the same post about Casey Desantis’s charity Medicaid fraud. That’s weird.

We all have our inner demons to battle. After a lot of thought I have decided not to put up all my X-Files commercials this year. I never really recovered from my basement flood emotionally. I just don’t have it in me. Hope everyone has a wonderful October.

Just made my last student loan payment. So many emotions.

I’ve been in a mood lately. Turning 42 soon. Feels like the oldest I’ve ever been. I don’t care for it.

There used to be these dollar store wrestling toys that were like cheap He-Man. They were so plentiful for so long and now you never ever see them. I miss them and think of them often.

After years of wanting to do it and months of threatening to do it, I’m excited to announce that yesterday I took down the weight bench. It wasn’t taking up as much space as I thought and the real issue is the 25 short boxes of comics.

Really need to motivate myself this weekend to get ready for spooky season. Gotta get ready to post X-Files commercials.

I still haven’t rebuilt my tv set up and we are getting closer and closer to the time of year I post every X-Files commercial I have. Running out of time.

Feels like it’s time to learn to juggle.

Originally filmed February 20th, 2025. I held off on posting this in case I wanted to do a week of KFC themed videos. I’ve decided I never want to do a week of KFC themed videos. Hope this jingle helps you have a great Friday.

This light coming through the blinds. What a vibe!

Still not sure what to do with the Galactus head. I plan to leave it here until my wife says I have to move it.

Live report from the block party.

Finally got my hands on Mountain Dew Baja Midnight. I like it! It tastes like purple, but not a mediciney purple. Like the idea of purple in a Baja Blast.

Responded to one of the LinkedIn emails I get about a job opportunity that sounds too good to be true. Anxious to find out how untrue it is.

Coming back to work after being off for a few days is the worst. I’d rather be playing super arm!

I always go see the giants when I visit Atlanta, Illinois.

Gotta get a Horseshoe while you’re staying in Springfield, Illinois. Toast covered with whatever protein you want covered in a huge pile of French Fries covered in a cheese sauce.

If anyone needs me I’m hiding out in the Haunted House.

My youngest won grand champion in journalism at the Illinois State Fair and I’m tearing up over here. 😢 So proud!

Seeing Freakier Friday at the drive in.

I found about 10 issues of The Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe at a used book stores 25 cent bin today. I figured I’d grab them all on my way out. By the time I went back they were gone. Go after the things you love. They won’t be there forever. Time waits for no one.

Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.

I really enjoyed the drink dispensers at Wally’s gas station.

Whenever I visit Springfield, Illinois I have to visit the abandoned Family Video.

I’m off work tomorrow so I can spend my Sunday focusing on important things like Transformers: Beast Wars Transmetals.

I still have 19 videos on my phone filmed between December 2024 and April 2025. These are videos I haven’t felt excited about enough to post yet. I hope you all enjoy them.

Galactus with a can of Waterloo Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Spiced Mango Sorbet for scale.

Picked up my Galactus popcorn bucket today. The size is impressive!

100 days until Halloween? But I’m ready now!!!

I lost enough stuff in my small basement flood that I don’t want any stuff anymore. At least 75% less stuff.

Whether you’re a boy who’s always late or a boy who showed up early you can find Flik Flak The Swiss Teaching Watch at a Bloomingdale’s near you.

My HVAC had an issue and I came home to the basement covered in water. All sorts of VHS boxes soaked. I’m doing my best to remain calm. My cereal box collection. A bunch of my art supplies. It’s a lot of stuff and not a lot of stuff all at once. It’s really something. Hell of a Monday.

I made my way to Subway to get a Happy Gilmore 2 collectors cup. I ordered the Ultimate B.M.T. and a Footlong cookie off the app. I go to pick up and the guy tells me he can’t make the cookie. So no cookie, but he agreed to give me all 4 cups. Better than the cookie! What an adventure!

MTV’s new Summer crop! Organically produced new seasons of the Real World and Road Rules and bustles of delectable new shows. Catch MTV all day Sunday before everything gets rotten and mushy.

I’m planning to party tonight. What are your go-to gin drinks? I’m looking for something quick and easy. I’m thinking classic gin and juice with some club soda. Keep it simple.

Woke up with such an urge to get a Happy Gilmore 2 Collector’s Cup from Subway. I know it’s going to be a low quality cup. I know I’ll get a character I don’t want. I know that. I still need the cup.

Big dinner plans tonight.

I’m not going to spend my Sunday night dreading Monday. I’m going to spend my Sunday night disassociating with Beast Wars Transmetals instead.

Maybe I’ll be wild today and get a hot dog for lunch from the Fluky’s inside of Walmart.

Wrote a negative review of Target after they asked me about my most recent purchase and now I’m afraid they’ll send some sort of secret police on me and I’ve been added to a list.