Cornopolous
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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
New York also has rebates still going as well. Not this big, but around 2,000.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 16 hours ago
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Iām the Chinese Ghost City of people.
1 day ago
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Making the right by my house and a guy walking slowly across the street had a pogo stick and dramatically dropped it on the car hood. (It slid off ) I said āhey you dropped something.ā To which he said āfuck you.ā I wish he could just get the help he needs on demand before he gets killed.
2 days ago
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Whatās up, fella? Two more with him tonight
2 days ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
3 days ago
Some harm some foul
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Well in another sign of the end of the world someone I know is selling World Cup Final seats for 30k each. How many would you like me to put you down for?
3 days ago
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I wish Iād married someone from another country so I could start a YouTube channel with topics like āMy Italian wife tries beheading a family of oligarchs for the first time.ā
3 days ago
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ā itās admirableā¦. To be a high testosterone maleā Does he know any? These people are so, so insecure.
3 days ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
3 days ago
Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b
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Itās football Saturday so Iām watching France vs South Africa rugby. Great match.
4 days ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
5 days ago
You can't just plop a puff pastry on top of thick chicken soup and call it a pot pie
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Oh, the Rottweiler tails and the murders are the worst things. Forgot about the murdering
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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My brother just told me a friend of his just got paid by Trump for completing a breakwater or sea wall at Mar a Lago. From 2018.
4 days ago
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little lamb
4 days ago
Before I found god they called me Danny boy because the pipe was always calling
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
4 days ago
These are my sons, Haulfrun and Chegwidden.
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PBS is letting me bring back Huell Howserās California Gold! Except Iām only visiting places where Iāve had sex with your Mom.
4 days ago
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Somethingās going to happen in Venezuela or something else big in the next 2 weeks or so. Like this idiot is definitely going to do something. You can feel it
4 days ago
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Meanwhile in America their president is appealing to their top court to please please please let him starve the people he works for
4 days ago
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Ygrene
5 days ago
taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace
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Jason, ex Inferis
5 days ago
Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
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I knew Iād seen this.
5 days ago
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āIām hard as a rock.ā I said to my girlfriend, Medusa.
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donni saphire
5 days ago
āEverything happens for a reason,ā I explain as a small horse gives you a haircut
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America went to shit when they took the spider eggs out of the bubble gum.
5 days ago
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
5 days ago
Eeyore just called and said we canāt hang out anymore cuz Iām too depressing.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
5 days ago
PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
6 days ago
The plural of shenanigan should be shenanigi
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My daughter is v funny
6 days ago
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BrujoLocoā ļøš¤šŗ
6 days ago
whistlin dicks, see
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iRamona
7 days ago
Sad about prop 50. Here bitch.
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Salty MacTavish
6 days ago
I was raised Catholic so Iām always a little ashamed after Iāve drained my sillcock for the winter
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
7 days ago
Shutting down airspace because we canāt pay air traffic controllers whilst giving 40 billion to Argentina Can somebody help me budget this my superpower is dying
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good hyuck, babe!
7 days ago
i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
7 days ago
Giblet Gravy Boutros-Ghali
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No one has ever said the word āhoagie,ā in my presence without me picturing me crushing their skull with a rock. Sorry, hoagie people
7 days ago
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Dear Gavin, If you want to play in our sandbox you need to move left. Fire the consultants. Sincerely, America
7 days ago
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I havenāt had a good day in a long minute. Iām surfing early tomorrow. Need to take some small wins
7 days ago
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Cuomo just called from a Greyhound bus in Delaware heading south
7 days ago
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Okay wealthy New Yorkers itās past time to shut the fuck up and get out. Go, you dumb fucks. Why are you still there?
7 days ago
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Hey Cuomo I worked in relocation for about 25 years I can get you to Florida with a quickness
8 days ago
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)
8 days ago
THE MAMDATE IS HERE
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Jake_Vig
8 days ago
I completely disagree with the premise that the Addams Family were altogether ooky.
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Canvasser just came by to see how we voted on Prop 50. Told her it was four yesses and how many houses has she been to? She said about 65 with only 6 noās. I expect that in my neighborhood but it still bodes well
8 days ago
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Salty MacTavish
8 days ago
IN COD WE TRUST
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If I lived in Massachusetts Iād have a scrodcast that would tell people what recipes to cook with the daily catch what are you doing
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
this is the way to cash out
8 days ago
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My daughter just interviewed me for a grad school class and was filling out the survey and I heard her say āchildren, threeā (that includes her and sheās my god daughter and this is the best thing Iāve ever heard and I was crying oh my god I know this but also donāt know this ya know)
8 days ago
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little lamb
9 days ago
Hey siri how many calories are in hurricanes Katrina
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Not Owen Meany
9 days ago
I would like to put a camera on me while I sleep, but what if it captured some PARANORMAL ACTIVITY/TERRIFIED shenanigans? I'd never sleep again.
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