This "new" Butthole Surfers is sick as fuck.

Bruh...he's so fucking good.

New Prof is starting out amazing!

A reflection of our times

Come to find out, the pedophile neighbor lives two houses down from me. Now that all this is happening, there are lots of his church friends coming over presumably to pray for him so he doesn't get prison time. Fuck that guy. I'm gonna write PEDO on the sidewalk in front of his house.

Seems like a good rule.

Show me a non-MAGA fireworks tent.

Co-signed

Damn

Just got word that a man in our neighborhood got busted for molesting his own grandson. His wife was okay with it, apparently. He works for Children's Services for fuck's sake. He even told his pastor and his pastor said nothing to anyone. Fucking gross.

Pay attention or pay the cost. 13 in 14 months. Six on this list were found hanging from trees and labeled "suicides." Media coverage? Minimal. Hell is empty and the devils walk amongst us. Do not expect help to come from the heartless or unfeeling. They have never cared. Period.

We have another one.

OK people. They think we’re dumb. And apparently blind. Trump claimed someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit in the Reflecting Pool. A lie. This is the video and the plea from U.S. Park Police to find this “individual” who reached their hand into the pool. This is the suspect. Come on!

Here’s a simple and elegant solution. Go stick your ugly ass Nazi head back up Trump’s ass-ylum. You’re a pathetic human.

Printing these today. It made me chuckle.

Relatable Post

This song is stuck in my head. Now, maybe it'll get stuck in yours.

Centrists are basically Republican Coke Zero. Libertarians are Diet Coke. I don't even like Coke.

This is our fearless leader's song to BiBi and Putin.

This is true

We've been jamming to Michael Jackson tonight because it's his death anniversary. He was truly one of the good ones. He's not what the media has tried to portray him to be. If you think a black man in America would be allowed to rape kids for years, you haven't payed attention to America. Anyways...

This version just hits me....

I like most things about my life, but I have a cat that always wants to chew on my phone. I dislike that.

Performing acts of kindness brings with them a bit of sense of control over a situation, however small, in a world where most of us feel overwhelmed by the maelstrom. It's a bit of symbiosis that allows your feet to touch the ground, however briefly.

Kindness is Punk

My apologies if it seems like I'm peacocking around when I post about stuff that I do for people. I'm honestly just trying to brighten up a timeline riddled with bullshit. I truly get joy out of being kind.

Yes.

Kindness is an addiction and it's free. Once you see the smile on a face after an act of kindness, you tend to want more of that. THIS is what will make the world better. If we all just try to make other people's lives just a little bit better the better off we will all be.

"If we're getting abused by the deities that we've been praising, it's time for us to raise up and start digging a couple of graves"

“Now just hold your horses, everyone. … Let’s let it run for a minute or so and see if it gets any colder.”

This motherfucker needs to be seeking asylum from us.

This is a solo song I did years ago that basically is what we're going through now.

The face that your mother enjoyed as a boy will be the same face that'll get you destroyed.

Just brought my neighbor his new Bluetooth speaker and he's already having a porch party. He cried, walked out his door and said, "I'm BACK!!". That was worth the price I paid for it and then some.

Motherfucker tried cleaning a pool & made a mood ring for the nation.

To this day there are people that don't pay attention to what's going on in this country. It's baffling.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trump has the proof now.😆😆

Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOO!

I wonder which automaker this will help in the US.

This is where we're at.

What's a little Colorado River water to a data center? www.kpbs.org/news/environ...

We took this septuagenarian’s remaining brain and replaced it with wet, runny dog shit. Let’s observe the result:

Can we just not call it the "Supreme" Court anymore? Seems like a misleading title.

Sick fucks

Work is great. My favorite part is when I need clarity on an order and the person that took the order just makes it more confusing while asking, "Okay?". No, not okay. Now I wanna go home and take a nap because my brain needs to recoup.

Looks like the brawl on the White House lawn was only the beginning. What's next, kick boxing in the court rooms? apnews.com/photo-galler...