Well, this would NOT help me be less riotous. In fact, it might do the opposite.

Used Warhammer figures to play Monopoly and now Marvin Gardens is on fire

LOUDER FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

*cuts up wedding dress to use as wicks for Molotov cocktails

anyone saying that local cops are going to help us are either dreaming or are active fascist collaborators

I was going to say exactly this. LLMs are not "AI." They're just big statistical engines that glue words together in more or less probable ways. "Autocorrect on steroids." With enough resources, they'll inevitably stumble across "insights." We're basically reading high tech tealeaves.

“Davy Dukes” are when you wear jorts and a Klan Hood.

What if Trump's performance is just that...a years long dedicated performance piece, a Dadaist masterpiece... In other news: I'm stoned

Anarchists are your neighbors. Their kid goes to preschool with your kid. They are in class with you at the local community College. They are your coworkers, your friends, and your family members. We don't just fucking spawn out of thin air if full black bloc gear anytime there's a protest

I guess I'm California sober now

That means ~815k Minnesotans participated in the shutdown and ~310k in the strike. That would make Minnesota’s January 23 general strike one of the largest in history.

I wonder where I left my shorts

Seen in San Francisco, yesterday

When I heard this I was in the hospital getting an ultrasound on my failing liver, and it made me say "oh nooooo" aloud

It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

How's our boy Luigi doing

Happy General Strike Day Let's see how this goes

From now on I will refer to Trump simply as Temu Hitler

one iteration of Trump's Hollywood star having been destroyed... it's not even shadenfruede enjoying this

All the Roman Statue "European Culture" white power fascists. Should be blinded and forced to beg on the street like the legend of Belisarius if they are unfit to be sold as Galley Slaves. How you like classical Europe now you mentulae.

David Cronenberg's Muppet Movie

I thought about this a lot when we were all pushing to get kilmar abrego garcia released. I'm glad we got him back but literally NO ONE should be sent to CECOT. They should have ALL been brought back. Never accept an inch. Never accept their framing. Bring everyone back and abolish DHS.

Hey, this Bovino thing is a pathetic attempt to make all these horrors the fault of one guy, and it would be a serious, serious crisis if people fell for it. ICE needs to be abolished, bc this - terror, murder - are what it exists for. Nothing else. This is just an attempt to mollify us. Stay angry

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done.

I wish Democrats would start just speaking the truth: “ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king. This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”

These fucking Yakety Sax murder Nazis, these Meal Team Six Store Brand Brown Shirts, these Plate Carrier Wearing Klansmen, they should break their legs slipping in their own shit, they should all die of rabies, their pillows should be like rocks and their manhood soft as feathers. Fuck them forever.

The Muppets do Dallas

My next crochet project

@karenmiller.bsky.social oldie but goodie

Torrance, California born and raised

If they outlaw Super Soakers, then only outlaws will have Super Soakers

I blame Reagan and Sarah Palin for all this

At least Nero knew how to play a musical instrument.

I, for one, welcome our new Danish overlords! 🇩🇰

SUV Halen

Saturday night, time to rename my stuffed animals

Just reported the ICE account for Targeted Harassment it'd suck if everyone did, huh.

Now that he's got his mitts on undeserved awards, do you think the Con Man in Chief will claim his own Miss Universe tiara? It IS his pageant after all

Looking at you, US military members. We really need you to disobey illegal orders.

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

Trump: absolutely pathetic sniveling infant right, you "won" the Peace Prize... total fucking loser

Like Mao said “power grows from wine moms pouring buckets of cold water on ICE agents in Minnesota in January.”

I swear to God, when he drops dead, I will immediately hop on a plane just to spit on his coffin.

In season 3 of Hijack, Idris Elba is taken hostage by a rogue rideshare driver. Brought to you by the American Taxi Association.