Watching a race taking place in Jamaica, and I am 100% fascinated. It's a short track with SO MUCH ELEVATION CHANGE! Here is a link: www.youtube.com/live/wI7rlu-...

I like to use the colloquial version of someone's name, especially when they act like they're your superior or that you owe them respect. Them: "I'm Robert (extends handshake while looking down nose)" Me: "Hey, great to meet ya, how you doin, Asshole?"

Me looking at photos on my phone's memories: "I remember THAT sparkplug. 👎"

Pretty sure my wife isn't going to be turned on by my cable management skills, but here goes nothing.

Great drive, #LewisHamilton!

I am heading to a hopefully good spot. Either way I will get some F1!

Gonna dress up like a weird old man, and go fishing at a lake while I watch F1 on my phone. These are strange times.

Jeff Bezos was once a real person. He put Seattle on the economic map. Amazon buildings are all through our downtown. Bezos has lost touch with any kind of reality. He is so insulated from the life lived by the people who work a day job, he is in fact "ultra-rich insane."

If we're talking about the other thing, then we definitely can't be talking about how he fucking surrendered, which is why we're not talking about that other other thing which is a way bigger deal than either of the other things, somehow.

Times I have cheated death: ate rat poison (2) was bitten by brown recluse (3) fell on head (5) was stalked by mountain lion (15) almost wrecked off mountain as passenger (16) rolled car and car crushed arm (16) was shocked by 440V @ 20A (28) stepped on Lego (48)

Prized Possession: a chunk of one of the charred bricks from one of my grandparents' Ozark country stores. It was a landmark that let me know I was almost home. It and "home" are in my rearview mirror, and getting smaller. It's bittersweet; I escaped but miss what was and will never be.

If you attack those who render aid to civilians harmed by your war, you are evil and justice will always be on your heels, if not devouring you entirely.

I noticed a small bumblebee on the ground near my car's tire. It wasn't moving so I gave them a gentle poke to see if they were alive; it moved its legs a little. I came back outside with honey water. After a quick taste, they flew up and dive-bombed me. At least they're ok, but lol damn.

I think we all know that the AI Colbert video was the "tame" version and probably not the the only one he made. We should subpoena the prompts used in its creation, and the others. In fact, I want to see ALL of his prompts, as they indicate his intent clearly.

I thought I just saw Larry Stroll in the audience in Montreal, but he would never be with the commoners (even the upperest of regular crusts).

Do you think the gods are still just as vengeful if you accidentally disturb a sacred burial ground versus doing so intentionally?

So good to see live racing, even if I am not at the race. #F1

Looks like #Toto is losing some of that control that he treasures so much; dirty laundry is best aired when it was worn by those who think theirs doesn't stink.

Brb, Pat Goss is showing me an HKS Turbo Timer.

If my birthday gift involves me tipping the person who gave the gift, it isn't a gift.

Damn you, Toys R Us, and your incredibly effective jingle. See?

Gosh darn it, I missed out on watching F1 practice because of work?!

Intrusive question: does sneezing get weaker as you age?

Nuno with facial hair looks strikingly like Kim Coates' character on Sons of Anarchy.

I hope that we will all be able to watch/support Colbert tonight, and from here on out.

Remember in Howl's Moving Castle they had that crazy vacuum tube array thing that withered people with the dancing shadow guys? I think it's been left unattended.

I am blessed because my mother-in-law is a wonderful person who owns many books.

I have an early memory of my Dad taking me to the fancy old theater downtown for The Empire Strikes Back. I remember falling asleep while watching, cozy, in the theater chair.

If you're carrying a weight on your shoulders that doesn't belong to you or is there because of someone else, do what you can to relieve yourself from its burden. Unanchor; untether. I understand that it's not that easy, because it usually isn't. I'll try it with you. I will probably fail.

People are already gathering in Jackson, Mississippi and showing up strong. ✊🏾 Mississippi fights back because our voices matter, our communities matter, and our future is worth fighting for. #Mississippi #VotingRights #BlackPower #WeGotUs

What's that gnawing sound? apnews.com/article/clim...

This detail of an Attic black figure vase shows Heracles killing the Nemean lion. With its head twisted back, its flailing paw & its startled eye, it’s a brutal image. This was Heracles’ first labour and where he acquired his distinctive lionskin cloak. 🕰️c530 BC 🏛️ ANU Classics Musuem 📷 mine

I want to be able to see his face when we take the money back.

This is the most CEO move ever fortune.com/2026/05/19/b...

Gonna prolly start my own America, where we go fishing and smoke joints, help people, and love each other, even when we're mad. Also going metric this time.

(singsong) It's alllllllllll a distraction 🎵

It'd be kinda cool if Excel didn't ignore my clipboard, and/or repeatedly clear it and treat the behavior as a feature. This is so stupid. No other application that I can recall thinks that I will only paste 1x, and then forgets I ever copied if I do anything in the interim.

This is the rightly famous scallop mosaic from Roman Verulanium (modern St Albans). It’s beautifully designed and executed. Although it’s a relatively straightforward design, its rhythmic lines & shapes makes it hard for the viewer to pull their gaze away 🏛️ Verulanium Museum 📷 my own #MosaicMonday

PCA, PCB, both toxic af

If a bunch of trees and some hilly double-yellow blacktop were to ever stir an emotion in someone, I feel it in my bones. The moon, the woods, the road; ours but not mine or yours. These particular woods are those of my past, and of my predecessors. That last sentence took a lot of effort.

Radicate 250

Just need to say how much I appreciate NPR these days

After 250 years at the beach, the US was perpetually warned about what would happen if it didn't take precautions, and a buncha terrible asshole idiots made sure we all got wicked sunburns. Kick em out. Make THEM find somewhere to go. I want real Americans, not these cowards.

Think deforestation is only about trees? Think again. 🧵 > 🛑 Displaced Indigenous communities > 🛑 Lost livelihoods & food insecurity > 🛑 Surging climate-driven conflicts > Deforestation is a human rights crisis unfolding in real-time. We cannot have environmental justice without human rights.

Them: "You should come over and be on my podcast, maybe Tuesday at 7?" Me: "WTH? We've known each other for 27 years. Let's just hang out normal." Them: "You could just come by for a bit and we could talk about things that have happened, and things that haven't." Me: "That's called hanging out."

Go back and rewatch The Suburbs video. Pretty chilling because I remember thinking it was way too dystopian. youtu.be/5Euj9f3gdyM?... p.s. what happened to all the time that happened? This was fifteen years ago. I was different. Everything was. What are we doing?

Not to be alarmist, but www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

That awkward silence in your headphones when you exit the game

Me: "Paul McCartney was just in a SNL skit that involves implied bargaining sexual favors and sodomy!?!?" Wife: "SIR Paul McCartney"