So, like, entire people (and their posts of fresh baked pizza) are being blocked as adult content, but I am seeing pictures that I can only describe as being incredibly adult content. Something is wrong.

I don't care who they are, if they were hanging with Epstein and knowledgeable of any aspects of his criminality, I want them behind bars. That means everyone. And I really mean each and every one. No stone goes unturned.

Just put a lighter, a few bucks, and some change in my sim racing cockpit's center console for added immersion. It's where my gloves go, too, since I don't have a glove box like some kind of weirdo.

It really DOES look bad to crank up the price of your hardware when you roll around in a fucking yacht looking a whole lot like Jabba of the ocean. Eat the rich; we're gonna have some expensive reef material when this is all done.

The terrible, harsh, grating sounds of someone building on Fortnite using mouse/keyboard

Late afternoon, not quite June

Reminder to remember to not forget that I am putting "bait" hotdogs in my tackle box for fishing tonight and I can't leave my tackle box in the trunk like that one time with the frozen livers.

Just saw my kiddo driving down the road, bumping tunes in the summertime. They were wearing their seatbelt and using their turn signals. I am grinning.

The simple joys of a comment section which doesn't require a login for a thumbs down.

It is clear that our industrial, commercial, and residential infrastructure is under attack by malicious actors.

One of my favorite things about my grandpa was that he seemed like a kid until almost the end...goofy, playing pranks, blatantly showing off...I really hope I can do the same, though I know I am already falling short.

Couple things about fishing from someone who knows quite a bit: 1. A good topwater lure should appear abused; sandblasted and scratched. 2. Don't cast your favorite Rapala minnow toward a tree-lined bank. 3. Don't store your treble-hooked lures together.

Another good way to spend the afternoon, or at least some of it.

@forbes.com Don't recall you running any articles calling out the vile posts of the WH staff.

Thank you mom for that really hard thing you did on this day so many years ago. It was worth it, I hope, because I think it was. What a long, strange trip it's been.

How do you even start recruiting a MAGA back to humanity...movies? Let's see, sports...Costner...holy smokes...no, Bull Durham won't do. Needs to be faith-y and appeal to their best worst qualities. Hmmm...add a dash of "triumphs over bigotry"? One record returned: "McFarland, USA"

Much love to this man, and anyone whose life was touched by the notes he played.

Parents: let your teenagers sleep, they need it. Plus, it's harder to be them than ever before so give some grace.

"Drowsy Don" Why aren't we saying this more? It's way better than "Sleepy Joe". What in the projective low-effort fuck is that?

My Dad would have been eighty today. Fuck.

Story. Before the pandemic, I had been called to the CIO's office. I rubbed them wrong and knew it. My boss was all like "well, that sucks" and on Valentine's Day we both got scheduled w/CIO. I told my boss I think I'm getting fired. Boss was like 🫣 🍿 Right before the meeting, CIO got fired.

Watching a race taking place in Jamaica, and I am 100% fascinated. It's a short track with SO MUCH ELEVATION CHANGE! Here is a link: www.youtube.com/live/wI7rlu-...

I like to use the colloquial version of someone's name, especially when they act like they're your superior or that you owe them respect. Them: "I'm Robert (extends handshake while looking down nose)" Me: "Hey, great to meet ya, how you doin, Asshole?"

Me looking at photos on my phone's memories: "I remember THAT sparkplug. 👎"

Pretty sure my wife isn't going to be turned on by my cable management skills, but here goes nothing.

Great drive, #LewisHamilton!

I am heading to a hopefully good spot. Either way I will get some F1!

Gonna dress up like a weird old man, and go fishing at a lake while I watch F1 on my phone. These are strange times.

Jeff Bezos was once a real person. He put Seattle on the economic map. Amazon buildings are all through our downtown. Bezos has lost touch with any kind of reality. He is so insulated from the life lived by the people who work a day job, he is in fact "ultra-rich insane."

If we're talking about the other thing, then we definitely can't be talking about how he fucking surrendered, which is why we're not talking about that other other thing which is a way bigger deal than either of the other things, somehow.

Times I have cheated death: ate rat poison (2) was bitten by brown recluse (3) fell on head (5) was stalked by mountain lion (15) almost wrecked off mountain as passenger (16) rolled car and car crushed arm (16) was shocked by 440V @ 20A (28) stepped on Lego (48)

Prized Possession: a chunk of one of the charred bricks from one of my grandparents' Ozark country stores. It was a landmark that let me know I was almost home. It and "home" are in my rearview mirror, and getting smaller. It's bittersweet; I escaped but miss what was and will never be.

If you attack those who render aid to civilians harmed by your war, you are evil and justice will always be on your heels, if not devouring you entirely.

I noticed a small bumblebee on the ground near my car's tire. It wasn't moving so I gave them a gentle poke to see if they were alive; it moved its legs a little. I came back outside with honey water. After a quick taste, they flew up and dive-bombed me. At least they're ok, but lol damn.

I think we all know that the AI Colbert video was the "tame" version and probably not the the only one he made. We should subpoena the prompts used in its creation, and the others. In fact, I want to see ALL of his prompts, as they indicate his intent clearly.

I thought I just saw Larry Stroll in the audience in Montreal, but he would never be with the commoners (even the upperest of regular crusts).

Do you think the gods are still just as vengeful if you accidentally disturb a sacred burial ground versus doing so intentionally?

So good to see live racing, even if I am not at the race. #F1

Looks like #Toto is losing some of that control that he treasures so much; dirty laundry is best aired when it was worn by those who think theirs doesn't stink.

Brb, Pat Goss is showing me an HKS Turbo Timer.

If my birthday gift involves me tipping the person who gave the gift, it isn't a gift.

Damn you, Toys R Us, and your incredibly effective jingle. See?

Gosh darn it, I missed out on watching F1 practice because of work?!

Intrusive question: does sneezing get weaker as you age?

Nuno with facial hair looks strikingly like Kim Coates' character on Sons of Anarchy.

I hope that we will all be able to watch/support Colbert tonight, and from here on out.

Remember in Howl's Moving Castle they had that crazy vacuum tube array thing that withered people with the dancing shadow guys? I think it's been left unattended.

I am blessed because my mother-in-law is a wonderful person who owns many books.

I have an early memory of my Dad taking me to the fancy old theater downtown for The Empire Strikes Back. I remember falling asleep while watching, cozy, in the theater chair.