Trump voters are mad at us for telling them all the things he was going to do and did.

Auctioneering is ridiculous when you think about it. "I'm going to very intentionally confuse you with fast words as to the actual price of the item!"

One time for like a month, those metal slal bracelets completely took over my middle school.

I'd be so embarrassed if I was VP

Ban gold

Just watched The Family Fang. Great movie, but still just a movie.

Hot damn! Manual transmissions just got a slightly longer life. However, given the dimensions and configuration of this creature, I imagine it won't be a ready application for most aftermarket fitments that aren't MR. But for a mid-engined Mustang...? www.hagerty.com/media/news/t...

Taking deep, intentional breaths

"Help, we need you to fill in as product owner" Fuuuuuuuuhhhh

Cats still have not ever reached their actual top speed

My theory on why I didn't like peanut M&Ms when I was a kid: Peanuts are bigger when you're little

Email Text Slack Teams Webex Phone No, not busy, just reading a fax.

If a stranger looks at you for a moment too long and bursts into tears, you probably reminded them of someone.

I can hear a song, partially, and it will get stuck in my head for days. This did not used to happen so severely. WTF?

Bad ideas are made even worse by poor planning

I used all my luck one day. It was 2009, and I was running way late to the airport. If I missed this flight, I would surely be fired. My bosses' text said not to worry; I pushed 140. I got to the airport and parked, my hot exhaust pinging behind me as I ran to catch a tram to the terminal. /1

Eric Trump requires frequent reminders as to which is the loud end of the microphone.

Don't give them the space to allow others to believe they've changed or are going to. Use this momentum to highlight exactly what they have done wrong and how we can fix it.

The Mamdani campaign was not only successful in outright victory, it also minted folks who learned how to operate a successful campaign. They will go on to do this with others, in other places. Great leadership means involving and equipping everyone from the ground up.

Alcohol, crusher of secrets: "I didn't know that!" "Well,.I'm tellin' ya now"

I love how the right just paints people as "Communist" or "Socialist" because they know their stans won't bother learning what those terms mean. And, like with everything else they don't understand, they'll just say it's bad.

It won't be long before managers start hearing versions of "I'm not sure, ChatGPT is wigging out today."

If a visitor arrives unannounced, I will be forced to apply catnip to their socks.

Music, and perhaps all art, is getting weird with AI. Most people probably don't want to listen to AI-generated music, but what if the artist used a melody which was generated by a prompt? We'd probably never know or care if it sounded novel to our ears. But we might suspect it. /1

This man has more courage in his little finger than many of us have in our whole bodies, and it takes a real special kind of piece of shit to do this to him. www.billboard.com/music/countr...

Someone at NPR used A Tribe Called Quest's "Can I Kick It?" as the bumper outro of the piece on the NFL field goal record. They have my undying appreciation and respect.

A big ol diesel pick up truck pulled up next to me, and it shut off. I didn't know they could just do that.

Gonna start hearing about the folks who are telling their bosses (due to pressure to use AI) that their own work was produced "with the assistance of AI". Credit will be given where it is not due as CIOs scramble to justify costs and protect future budget allocation.

You know, I find myself saying the same kind of stuff, sentimentally, as the right wing used to say. "Hold them accountable..." "Damaged our country..." "Mentally deranged..." Except this time these words hold legitimacy and are righteous.

I just saw a Mitsubishi Eclipse with a full roof storage enclosure that spanned the roofline to the spoiler.

Was just bringing in a plate of thick chops from the grill. I had one probe still in one of the inner chops in the stack, and as I walked away the probe caught on the grill and the whole stack of chops toppled comically from the plate and onto the ground. I can finally see straight.

"Put your thumbs up in the picture or it's illegal"

When we tell a politician that our health premiums are doubling, they don't care because they literally have no concept of paying for their coverage.

Tenet #1: all humans have rights which are unalienable. I thought we covered that but need a refresher. #2: there will be no profit from healthcare #3: there will be no billionaires Those do flow together. Democratic party, this is your paint-by-numbers.

Just wanna share the first scary movie I ever saw youtu.be/9CHqhsMP80E?...

Pretty sure my Flanders neighbors are just huddled in their home, praying, with front porch light off.

A true friend learns how to tickle one's brain to make dopamine happen

He'll see if our military follows illegal orders on the road before he tries the big show at home.

"I am going to trust the mushroom." At least, that's what I typed to my wife. She read it as "thrust". The laughter reverberating from each other's workspace within the home was a bonus.

Simba is the softest floof. Not shown completely: floofiest tail

I feel like those who are working to postpone the release of truth are waiting patiently for a time when our truth has been eroded so far that their truths can be hidden in plain sight amid a post-truth society.

Why am I such an excellent crisis manager? Anxiety, you fool. Why do normal things freak me the fuck out? Anxiety, you fool.

Someone showing me their chatGPT logs is like when someone starts telling you about their dream and you aren't in it.

phone flavored rice

A supercut of me getting frustrated and taking a day off when I only needed to sleep for another hour

Could that American exceptionalism that they like to talk about have been possible without minorities, gays, or immigrants? Absolutely not.

Here's a way to cut spending with which we'd agree. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

He doesn't want attention? We should definitely not put this person in the spotlight and really dig into their proclivities. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/u...

Fuck it, just test in prod

Anyone ever worked for a company that was acquired/taken over? Usual signs: -benefits reduced -workforce reduced with no decrease in workload -current priorities deprioritized -new projects begun in secrecy -minimal or no transparency -infusions of capital from undisclosed origins Sound familiar?