do not let an 8 run game distract you from the truth

torey lovullo get your bitch ass back into the dugout are you serious right now lmao

hitting a guy on purpose and then imploding is crazy work

ESPN's broadcast is so bad it should be incurring fines from regulatory bodies

Idk man people who didn’t fall for Platner’s bullshit didn’t just get lucky. you ARE deficient and suspect in some way if you did fall for it. you deserve to take quite a lot of stick for that

“They are not going to let us have it” is rape coded language. It’s the electoral equivalent of “I paid for your drinks and dinner, what do you mean you’re not going to go home with me?”

being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot

a worrying thought: greupner's not gonna let preller trade miller because he needs an elite closer to do trevor hoffman nostalgia bait to keep this kicked-dog fanbase engaged.

people think 2021 was bad, but this happened 5 years ago today. jp sears isn't hitting grand slams off max scherzer, and literal daniel camarena is the pitching coach of the complex league padres lol

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

this stuff makes me think about the disastrous aftereffects of michelle obama's "when they go low we go high" bit. dems have used it as an excuse to get their asses kicked politically for the last decade, but at a more grass roots level we need to bring back punching bigots in the fucking face

Norway became great by benching Erling Haaland — and today’s Team Norway can learn crucial lessons from those battles, an England supporter argues bsky.app/profile/thea...

Love it when a timeline comes together

The way the suv moms drive when dropping their kids off at the park where I walk Brodie every morning is violence waiting to happen.

they should try hitting everyone on the team in the face with a grounder and see if it works for anyone else

german marquez was always a jake arrieta-level emergency starter and he was on the opening day roster. at least he's not loudly stupid i guess? idk this team is lucky it's as close to .500 as it is

we should destroy aj preller

Remembering some dudes music edition: The Sword

Have you guys seen the pictures of the schism bishops lmao christmas adventurers club ass bishops

3-axis personality test based on how you feel about lore bands my chemical romance, coheed and cambria, and ghost

Hard to imagine Mitch McConnell having a family that cares about him, but making them suffer an extra 3 weeks of brain death because of procedure seems very on brand

mrw England and Norway are matched up

My biggest conspiracy theory right now is that theres too much going on so no one is really paying much attention to MLB juicing/deadening balls again. Using FIFA corruption to hide more Manfred fuckery

ilhan omar: (receiving 20359239 deportation/violence threats a day) hi im a midwestern mom and here are my hot dish recipes for fall, also here are my bills i am cosponsoring for working families dipshit mcoyster: The Jews sunk my campaign, and I am the only socialist in existence

oh neat, Vance got Yooned by Kirkification

Maybe he’s sad he missed his generation’s chance to bomb another country like some of the Apollo astronauts thought of Nam

happy (derogatory) birthday to manny machado one year closer to retirement buddy

20 full seasons of taskmaster on YouTube for free saving me from the rest of the padres season

never seen a more appropriate use of this than my tl rn

bro threw a ceremonial first pitch on a pickoff attempt what the fuck lol

manny machado saying "at the end of the day we just gotta play baseball" 3,000 times while answering like two questions and then immediately getting baited into saying the ownership situation has made it "weird in the clubhouse" is incredible stuff, he really is dumber than the door to the clubhouse

Players shouldn’t have a direct line of communication with the owner and Manny’s relationship with Peter was improper and detrimental

i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater

The thing is, thanks to the Treaty of Tordesillas, a Portugal win is *still* a Spanish win

tfw you don't care for either of these teams

Balogun can still play today if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

As an outsider I gotta say FIFA seems corrupt to a level where the corruption is the point so I don’t really understand why anyone is mad either way on this red card business.

Haven’t seen a Mexican sleeping on defense like that since the battle of San Jacinto

Kiiiieeeer starmer’s a waaaaaankeeeerrrrrr

I bet that’s what it felt like to be a longbowman at agincourt. First one hits and you’re like woah alright but then the second one punches through another breastplate and you can tell the game is over

More like Jude Bellendingham

Ryan Goins making the case to be named interim manager in a couple hours

Y’all didn’t stop and now bill stencil has become aware of the posting environment you’ve created

why wait man

joe musgrove took pimp bait? this organization needs to be burned to the ground

Craiger is so lucky he gets to wear a hat for his job look at this guy I don’t think I could take him seriously if he was a grocery store clerk why does he look like that

now say a player didn't want to wear the fourth of july hat. that would be perfectly fine right????

i just found out that my co worker is competing in buhurt this weekend in romania lmao