extremely tiny, microscropic shoes to fill at least

A very funny thing happened during the credits and before the q&a, which is for some reason the credits played twice, so suddenly, somewhere out of the darkness, the unmistakable disembodied voice of Steve Buscemi cheerfully cried out "WE WATCHED THIS ALREADY!"

We should destroy AJ Preller

Hard to imagine liking baseball enough that you’ll watch a broadcast that features bert kreischer

Today is basically the Turning Point USA Opening Day

Minority Chargers owner Tom Gores also owns Jostens, which provides Super Bowl rings to Chargers competitors CONFLICT OF INTEREST

I was amused to read in McKibben's new book that an acre of corn ethanol will drive an F-150 ~25,000 miles, but an acre of solar panels will drive an F-150 Lightning ~750,000 miles

He was donating to WHO in 1996 ??

Tom had a really rough start to his Pistons tenure and eventually had to learn to back off micromanaging and let the basketball people make the decisions. Would be interesting to see if he can carry those lessons over. (He also bought 27% of the Chargers two years ago 👀 )

cautiously pro Tom Gore so far

hell yeah dudes rock

SEASON PREDICTION: While fasting about where to bat Tatis, Craig "Craiger" Stammen accidentally achieves nirvana and is liberated from both the team and saṃsāra, the cycle of life, death, and rebirth. AJ Ellis is named interim manager and it doesn't really have an impact either way. 81-81.

SEASON PREDICTION: after watching Angels In The Outfield, a young Padres fan prays for divine intervention. Manny Machado finally learns how to read from several ethereal friars. Newly enlightened, he is too busy enjoying ACOTAR and other faerie smut to be toxic in the clubhouse. 90-72.

SEASON PREDICTION: Suffering PTSD from his time at the WBC with Team USA where he was definitely a troop, Mason Miller goes full metal jacket and shoots up the clubhouse after he blows a save. Forced to replenish the team via disaster draft, AJ Preller accidentally builds a balanced roster. 98-64.

SEASON PREDICTION: A promising start is ruined when Joe Musgrove's predilections for peer pressure and group activities combine with his pathological need to be barefoot. The pitching staff is laid to waste after a ball rack collapses at the much-anticipated return of PADRES BASEBOWL. 70-92.

Fuck baseball it’s Bucky In A Box season

putting a team in las vegas when it's actively dying and your league is facing multiple gambling scandals is the kind of stupidity only billionaires can exhibit. they are a national security risk

Thinking about that guy who was like “I support a well regulated gambling industry why does everyone on here hate gambling so much” I just found out kalshi takes klarna as payment it isn’t properly regulated in the slightest why don’t you hate it too you degenerate loser

Still can’t believe the “new” city connects. I’m assuming Greupner went in MS Paint and grabbed the fill tool and made the existing jersey blue and that’s it. He probably had to be talked into the patch

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

This is just called being a Truman democrat. A strong, integrated military. Robust support for the Atlantic Alliance. Bloodless, flannel suit wearing killers in the IC. Aggressive civil rights reforms and national health insurance at home, the Marshall Plan abroad. And a 91% marginal tax rate.

I’m a secret third thing

Avocado toast kept us out of home ownership, but it’s doing a big screen purchase on the little screen for younger generations. There’s no way you’re effectively comparing options and getting a good price on your phone

i would say at least 3x a week i think about becoming a leo de vries fan instead of a padres fan

KALE FOUNTAIN 🥬 ⛲️

I shot Leclerc?

ICE is so detested that people are taking up on behalf of the TSA. Wild times.

Announcing our new City Connect unis! 🔥🔥🔥

economy so bad they got the fresh monkee a second job on the pole

rAnDy vAsQuEz’S VeLoCiTy iS uP a TiCk oR tWo

Between Ben Franklin and WW2, it's obvious that every 25 years or so America needs a cultural reset based on just having guys banging French prostitutes.

Someday...

the cognitive dissonance of rooting for the padres and the thunder marches on

Norman Cota at Omaha Beach on June 6, 1944 around 8:00am

on threads they're talking about a good correlation with a steeper vertical bat angle (VBA). Generates more damaging hits if optimized

can’t stand this jobless mfer

i think the joyless dork and hardo oldhead shit like team USA needs to be shamed out of baseball, however i also think the bananas should fuck off. there's a nice middle ground between the two that i think we should target

Happy anniversary to the greatest scandal and coverup in baseball history to all who celebrate rest in power ippei

virtually every main social ill we face right now is downstream from the fact that rich people have more money than they know what to do with. national security risk

college basketball is nonsense that must be done away with entirely. all these students should be busying themselves with schoolwork instead of wasting away the day with endless games of "hoops"

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

Athletes regularly SAY they’ll do whatever it takes to win. Jurickson Profar is one of the few that actually DOES. Shoutout to him on this day 🙏

it’s terrifying. these trucks—even bone stock and not lifted—have the visibility of an abrams tank

started a new bomber crew run, knew what i had to do

BREAKING: team USA has been awarded the prestigious FIFA world baseball classic gold medal

Voted against releasing the congressional sexual assault and harassment records btw

the athletic being part of the nyt is so bad even evan drellich is doing inexcusable dipshittery now

we should spit on all the returning WBC veterans and see if we can turn any of them into Rambo