Watched a Superman.

“Ladies and gentleman, GWAR”

Lots of talk on here about MLB’s new ABS Challenges. I need to start taking a different kind of Abs Challenge.

Trash Tuesday: Tuesday Edition! These pretzels are very good and I could probably finish this jug of them if I put my mind to it.

I know I didn’t get raptured, because I’m spending my morning in the hell of phone calls to get my doctor and my new health insurance company on the same page so I can get my prescriptions refilled.

I guess Kimmel will be on here because Nextstar doesn’t own the ABC affiliate. They DO own the NBC affiliate, though.

They’re gonna make him apologize even though he doesn’t need to.

god fucking dammit lock up your fucking guns don't leave your fucking guns loaded just don't have fucking guns motherfucker

Pot roast szn

My mother-in-law’s church group (mostly elderly people) booked a trip to New Orleans. They scheduled it for February 12-18. They had no idea when Mardi Gras is.

I need this like I need oxygen.

Denver house bathrooms looking REAL good this season against Wilson TD passes.

Cam Skattebo.

Cut him.

For what it’s worth, the flag was not at half mast tonight.

St John Center is on a mission to help our Louisville neighbors leave homelessness for good via our Day Shelter & Social Services Center, Street Outreach, and Permanent Supportive Housing programs. This is the our biggest (and my only) online fundraising day of the year. You can be a part of it here

Huge shoutout to YouTube for putting an ad break in the middle of “I Care” on the Turnstile NPR Tiny Desk Concert.

Big “Baron from the Baronies” energy calling your spouse your “marriage partner.”

Friends! Nonprofit organizations serving unhoused people need our support more than ever. Donate to SJC and reach out to your local orgs (shout if you need help finding good ones). 🫶

When things are bad, do good as you can.

To make them even more undateable? (I listen to podcasts and am WELL AWARE of how undateable I’d be if I were single.)

Anyone else hear that thunder just now in south Wichita?

How long have the Fever had the Stranger Things jerseys?

I haven’t seen it yet, but F is a strong contender for me. Argentinian/Brazilian food AND jollof rice?

Only one MLB club could drive a manager this crazy.

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

@sdarko.bsky.social Happy birthday!

I like imagining that the unlabeled pink dots to the left of the line are things like “brunch,” “RHOSLC,” “libraries,” “crab rangoon,” and things of that nature.

happy 3²/4²/5² to ask those who celebrate

Trash Tuesday: I think I’m about done with hearing The Weeknd on the radio.

Is $45 for a 6 oz cheeseburger insane?

I hope none of these guests are from Kushtopia!

Using ChatGPT to write my trust paperwork.

Shout out to my fellow piss pigs.

If the Chiefs had a moment of silence for that content creator then I’m glad they lost.

Not for nothing, but Travis Kelce went in the first round in our fantasy draft this year.

Yeah, sit your bitch ass down.

This is real Jeff Jarrett energy.

Why is John Fetterman in ads for Thursday Night Football on Amazon Prime Video?

Owls. Hell yeah.

This account is the world’s biggest Pudge fan today.

Owls?!

I need UT’s kicker to miss followed by 12 overtimes.

Happy 57th birthday to one of the funniest people out there, Paul F. Tompkins! Werner Herzog describing his sequel "Good Will Hunting: Port of Call Los Angeles." Comedy Bang! Bang! season 3, episode 9. @pftompkins.bsky.social

Wet Leg skeets two days in a row? I’m on a real streak over here.

@pftompkins.bsky.social Happy birthday!

“Utahn” is a weird word.

Never forget. youtu.be/OPrdSY2kUBU?...

There was a beheading in Dallas?