Captain ☠️☠️☠️☠️ from Nextwave.

Dahlias and marigolds.

Can check.

Will it be welcoming them anally?

AL Central fever—contract it!

The line at the Mexican restaurant is crazy.

It’s racism. Racism is why they can’t leave things alone.

It’s a May 4 post! www.instagram.com/reel/DX7WLjK...

Oh hey They’re $16k from their overall goal. Y’all 10x my solo goal, but there’s a couple of other groups who are so close to hitting their goal & a couple have only one or two donations. If they hit their goal, the national level org will match it!! fund.nnaf.org/campaign/yel...

Hi friends, a request for some advocacy. HUD is proposing to change rule that allows persons to be served in shelter& housing programs with respect to gender identity. This is hostile towards trans & non-binary folks. Public comment is open now. Let's flood em www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

Is he confusing “my picture is at the entrance of the bar next to the words ‘Do Not Serve’” with “need an ID to go to a restaurant?”

Need a laugh? Watch “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.”

Gas grill today.

Why aren’t the birds constantly enjoying my bird feeder?! I put it up for me, not for them!

Charley Crockett released another banger of an album last week?! He can’t keep getting away with this (complimentary).

Miami cooked? 👀

Wait, so the only place to see the Current-Courage game on TV is a channel that’s showing the second half of the Pride-Spirit game before they switch over? So I’m gonna miss the whole first half of the Current game? This seems not right.

Sounders cooked? 👀

Gonna watch a movie about the devil.

“Feelings” like a sociopath.

Gang, this HAS to be a bit.

Getting hangry so R.I.P. to my coworkers I guess.

Calm down.

David Allan Coe didn’t even write his biggest hit. 🤷‍♂️

*turning on “The Devil Wears Prada,” which I’ve never seen* Me: So you’ve seen this? Wife: Yeah, many times. Me: So it’s good? Wife: I don’t recall saying that.

I’ll never list my ten favorite songs but I am enjoying reading all of yours.

New day, new Interpol song stuck in my head.

Who else on here tired of my bullshit, say aye!

OaHU Pig Sooie

I’m too old to see how much tickets for a MCR/Interpol show would cost.

Tumba Vacas represent!

I’m very happy for Lauren Lapkus and Brian Posehn for having the work, so I will try the spinoff show.

Oh, hello.

He should go back to doing TikToks where he gets domed by 100 mph comebackers in a batting practice facility.

Fry cook at DQ in 1994. I made $4.75.

She’s certainly losing a lot of the benefit of the doubt I’d extended her.

Hot wing food truck.

Trivia night LFG.

Does your tuna salad have minced pineapple in it?

Wait til you see how fast I can do a half marathon in a car, since we’re just comparing any random bullshit to humans running.

Kinda rude that I’m getting these ads tbh.

Does Lego sell just, “here’s a box of 500 pieces and it’s not tied to any IP” or are all of their sets now tied to some IP? Like if someone just wanted to make “rocket ship.”

I could’ve sworn that “Angels with Dirty Faces” was the fake gangster movie from “Home Alone.”

If you see this post, quote with your favorite Pokemon. (Beedrill isn’t my favorite, but it gave birth to one of the funniest lines in a video I ever heard.)

The weather got real wet and hail-y real fast.

“White people with a lot of money dropping the N-word is actually okay now.”

Trash Thursday: Sometimes a like is just an acknowledgment.

There’s a Morgan Wallen tribute act? How long has that guy been around?

2.11.28

A giant Bloomin’ Onion descending from Heaven and telling me to be not afraid.