I’m very curious about what this person’s diet was before 22 days ago.

There’s something called Dunk League on right now, and this is what 17-year-old me would’ve wanted to do when he grew up.

It’s not from the Weber kettle, but it’s pretty good.

Trash Tuesday: If you WFH with an hourly wage and someone calls you during office hours when you’re on the clock and you’re at a personal function, you should be using PTO for that.

I want bus routes renamed after actresses from the Golden Age of Hollywood. “I’m taking Hayworth to Bacall to Hepburn.”

My friend got this ring in Baldur’s Gate 3 and I can’t stop laughing at the name.

I love how every reply to this is, “You’re crazy. Give me the third set of teeth.”

Gonna take my lady to the Ucky Strike for Valentine’s Day tomorrow.

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone. May you all find camp counselors in sleeping bags next to a big tree today.

2, but 1 should have an asterisk because I just can’t have it for medical reasons, not because I don’t like it.

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

Does this mean that if you point a laser pointer at a law enforcement member of DHS, it would NOT be a charge of assault or battery?

Of course he does because the people who have federal control are different now than they were in 2013.

Thinking about putting some salmon on the Weber with a charcoal snake and some apple wood.

I miss the nachos bell grande combo at Taco Bell.

the investigation

I think I’m just bad at the map game. I know where countries are but I don’t know where cities are in countries.

Great use of taxpayer dollars.

Charley’s a good one.

76 degrees on February 9. Okay.

why is nobody doing a comprehensive cultural analysis of the TPUSA halftime show, including the stunning displays of white history

We could have a wedding AND a live birth at this Super Bowl? Unbelievable!

Truly the Super Bowl of butts.

Balu Brigada?

Is Adrian Brody gonna kill a dog on tv?

Thoughts and prayers to that skier’s family and friends.

Back at it.

Every ad that pops up on my phone now is for the six-letter K website. A website I never search, use, talk about. There is no hell cold or dark enough for the people who own and run that place.

I wanted to be a superhero, but…y’know…capitalism.

Haven’t been on Bsky all afternoon. Gonna get some chicken breasts on the grill and see what the discourse has been.

There is a local pasta restaurant whose sign has a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs on it. Does said pasta restaurant sell spaghetti and meatballs? Reader, they do not.

The Honkers, huh?

Should I get a standing desk?

If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL

I’m just excited to see White Chocolate out there making passes that his teammates 100% will not be ready for.

I need these dilating eyedrops to wear off already.

You know the cocktail recipe is gonna be good when the recipe includes: “Stand on a non-flammable floor and have help and suitable fire-fighting equipment nearby.”

Finally shaved.

There’s a dog here.

Friendly reminder from your local grocery dad, buy the chips and beer for your Super Bowl watching this weekend.

Made a new little D&D guy.

Two tailors in this small town have a gay romance, call that one Pleated Rivalry.

I’ve never even heard of a Pretoria.

My BP is always way better at the doctor’s office than it is when I check it at home.

Wings for dinner?

Like Matt Kalil, I would also like for people to stop talking about my huge penis. Please stop bringing it up in conversations.