Prepare the guillotine.

Last “420 blaze it” of the year.

The absolute luck these people are having on The Wall is unbelievable.

Now I’m sitting here like an idiot wondering what all I’d need to build one of these.

Starting “Bugonia.” I have no idea what this movie is about.

New house slippers for Christmas. cc @tarantical.bsky.social

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

If you score a touchdown at the Pop tarts bowl and don’t celebrate by taking a mock bite out of one of the big Pop tarts walking around, that’s a lost opportunity imo.

How much pumpkin pie I can eat in one day: an investigative report.

Might go to sleep soon.

Having a nap outdoors.

I’m seeing a lot of news about Kyle Whittingham on here and my brain is picturing Kyle Rittenhouse and I’m like, “Why are people thrilled for this guy?”

Ham.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

The last two crack me up every time.

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Is it fine to BYOB to get my haircut tonight?

My coworker: “the 0.1% of bad cops…” Me: *spits out coffee I drank an hour ago*

Why does every play through series I watch on YouTube for games have a streamer who’s incompetent at the game? Is this something people are seeking? This is just me venting, but it’s gotten REALLY bad. Give me videos of people absolutely pwning the game they’re playing.

So Sam Wilson’s just cooked, huh?

This holiday season, please think of the children. @theonion.com

Professional football team moves 25 miles; fanbase loses collective minds.

Put the new Chiefs stadium in the new Buc-ees.

PFT playing characters who are just tired of Scott’s shit will never get old to me.

This is the episode of CBB-FM I look forward to the most every year. Thanks for another banger episode, Scott, Brett, Kulap, and Will.

I was at Costco Company yesterday and did not see the Iberica Jamon anywhere. Kinda sad about it.

Loins wut you doin?

*prepares for the avalanche of “Harrison Butker wide right” jokes on the timeline*

Watching “Gremlins” and TIL that Hoyt Axton (who plays Rand Peltzer, Billy’s dad) wrote “The Pusher” and “Snowblind Friend” (both by Steppenwolf), and “Joy to the World” by Three Dog Night.

Wife’s talking about going to CostCo today “for fun.” I don’t know what her definition of “fun” is, but I know I don’t want anything to do with it.

I don’t need to see my Snapchat Wrapped. If I wanted to see my junk, I’d just close the door to my office and have a peek. My office mates would be upset, but c’est la vie.

You, a leftist: my hatred for chomsky is vindicated Me, further left and thus better: who the fuck is chomsky?

Oh hell yeah.

Re: the school bus discourse today, my only contribution is that when I was a kid, there was NO bullying like school bus bullying. The weak were truly being culled on the bus at 6:45 AM. So those of you who advocate for “we need to bring bullying back,” that’d be a great place to start.

Trash Tuesday: we can stop playing “My Favorite Things” for the holidays. It’s not a holidays song.

Wait, folks are going back to X (the Everything app™️)?

Someone convince me that I shouldn’t go to this.

Everyone is getting big-tittied goths for Christmas!!

It makes sense to get rid of the contract. ICE isn’t removing any of the immigrants who ruined this country for Native Americans.

Prairie Band Potawatomi intends to ditch $30M ICE contract, chairman announces | via @anna-writes.bsky.social #ksleg

Is “Buy U A Drank” by T-Pain feat. Yung Joc a Christmas song?

@stellagarp.bsky.social @ywfyf.com

Black Adam is on. None of the ads during the movie have been for cod, though.

Repost if you're tired

I wonder if they’re going to the one in Doug and Joan’s house. @brettmorris.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social

Okay, fine. I’ll listen to the Billy Strings Tiny Desk Concert.

Trash Tuesday: Judge Reinhold’s character in the Santa Clause is not a villain.