take me down to the puppygirl city where the girls awaa and the cups are sippy

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

wiggley

Feeling adrift? Hungry for something different? Get juiced with New Jersey Michael's Submarine Sandwiches!

space women are always saying this to me

Getting licked by a bee is strange and adorable

Dデイ80周年だったんですな(n‘∀‘)η

A male mountain bluebird with a cricket he's bringing back to the nest. (Montana) 📷🌿🦉

"The [Russians] entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them..." www.bbc.com/news/article...

in fairness he also didn't let one of his children have a father, so

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

sounds like a bunch of bullshit Starbucks is making up in order to foist responsibility onto computers who can't be held responsible instead of crucifying the men who are.

"why does nobody remember this" I say, holding up a DVD of a 2006 live action CatDog movie. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson frown at each other in prosthetics that don't quite resemble a cat or a dog. Their lower bodies are connected by a CG tube. A tiny blue Will Ferrell leers at them from a mouse hole

my revolver has now been at the gun doctor for like... eight months. i fear i may never get it back.

Fairies found your cookie jar! From 2018

I think Meta should be decimated. In the original meaning of the term.

This might be the best video ever

“Just a Little Longer” (2024)

ogh i've got the bad feelings again

I try to stay positive but everything is all the time

Sometimes I do 40k fanart

this just in: Adam Carolla is a loathsome dickhead

Genuinely life-changing trick for keeping mosquitoes away that I discovered by accident last summer: run a bubble machine.

frankly, the For You feed on this app has me absolutely dead to rights it's full of furry porn, angry lefty politics, and boobs

Russia invaded Ukraine for one reason and one reason only and it is that Russia is an evil country that loves murder and rape.

look I usually try not to post cars without a complete photoset but I gotta break policy this morning auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/t...

_Ready Player One_ is _American Psycho_ for people who don't know how to dress themselves

i think if you have a motorcycle and the license plate is more than, say, twenty degrees off vertical, people should be allowed to throw tomatoes and soda cups and whatnot at you on the highway

It's funny learning that the reason there's going to be a crippling helium supply shortage even though the United States once had a huge strategic reserve of it is literally because Republicans did the "jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao" thing to it

did anything cool ever happen in the story in destiny 2? did that space ball ever activate, or did the ghosts learn to cuss or whatever

phrases i like: "hey, hi!"

croc of dile...

i have typed "the 3rd SS Panzer Division 'Totenkopf'" so many times to talk shit about Graham Platner that any time i type "3rd" i can autocomplete the rest with the suggestions from my keyboard

post a bad video game take that will cause you to step back from your computer, reflect upon the value of posting quote takes for engagement, step outside and hug a loved one.

man who would have thought the 3rd SS Panzer Division "Totenkopf" fan would have turned out to be a piece of shit? i mean the 3rd SS Panzer Division "Totenkopf" were such stand-up guys

Nick Saban should go fuck himself

save them!!

lmao

Io Interactive doesn't need James Bond, they should make a BURN NOTICE game instead.

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[homestar runner voice] sic sempew tywannis

"what if a lite brite could bite you"

do you ever get a little too much validation from someone and it kinda makes you go >:T