I mentioned the "original the hedgehog" character thing a few days ago.. well.. here's what I was talking about..

yes, I am unserious, guilty as charged. If you intend to 'win' a political debate then your conception of 'winning' will have to circumscribe me periodically dropping to the floor and spinning in a circle like Curly Howard before resuming my talking points. good luck

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'well if you need 100 grams of protein a day, why don't you just eat a gopher'

Some line art done in microns I really loved that was mostly finished last year, but finished n scanned it just now! :D Eclipse wavin' hello! #novabeast #artpost

"What if the Iranians could summon tentacle demons? Huh, what about that, huh? One hot chick getting all her holes filled with tentacle cocks, that's a tragedy... what happens when what's on that tentacle demon can fill many, many tens of thousands of holes?"

in case y'all thought I was fronting

all I ask is that I live long enough to see boys start wearing ball-hugging bikini underwear again

a Veil comm for @selphinrose.bsky.social !

maybe this week i'm just gonna vibe and not think about how horribly old I am and how death encroaches

Someone made the greatest meme of all time and I don't even know who it was. Who did it. Who's the bastard I have to kiss. I love you.

An author's personal views re-contextualize the subtext in their works, things that could be interpreted as failed satire or accidental implications get confirmed as intended, & the work should be judged accordingly. Rowling's work didnt become problematic "just now", we got confirmation of intent.

take back evil evil should be upside down crosses and black robes and blood sacrifice, not some amphetamine-shaking little functionary in a blue suit waving his dick around

oh god, another day in paradise. maybe some slayer will get me going

"it's Tonya Harding and Lorena Bobbitt, and they do a political podcast! it's gonna be GOLD, baby!"

(talking on phone, finger stuck in other ear) well is it Dark Angel or Death Angel

Study of Prokofiev done as a birthday gift

hi 💕

maybe Patrick Bateman has a point about Huey Lewis

Weds as is mortal as you or I, but she is so unspeakably stubborn and relentless and unconcerned with her own well-being, not unlike the antagonist in a slasher film, that she crashes her way through situations that would ordinarily prove lethal to less driven, less *mad* individuals...

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so much shouting

Tried my hand at lasagna for the first time <3 Top went a little over for my tastes but still came out decent otherwise, though despite not being any more food than what I usually make for pasta 'n ragu this is probably gonna put my ass to sleep lmao

Study of Gizan Katoh's wood carving of the monk Hakuin

they are so over me

One of my favorite animal crossing villagers! Freya :D Had this sketch sitting for ages, and decided to use it to test my markers n' pens again. I miss doing traditional art. <3

that human centipede stitch, she's a strong-a stitch

Neera Li Background Timelapse. I used a reference for this, and gave it some tweaks, since the source background from Freedom Planet 2 had more rolling mountains.. and I wanted those characteristic pinnacles from Zhangjiajie

maybe people just go bad when they get older. they feel assailed by a world which has changed out of all recognition, and they get defensive and paranoid that even their thoughts aren't sacrosanct. also your brain starts to melt

I get up, and there's nothing in my feed for four hours. Then suddenly everybody's here at once. Was everyone at church? Was I out of phase with earth time?

Swingin'~

it's not the first occasion I've invoked Morris Day and the Time, but heaven help you it will not be the last

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Dairy of a Madmadam

woke from a dream where Anthony Hopkins cackled and exclaimed 'PHYSICS!'

I think her name is BoinBoin

I can't tell what's funny anymore

Sketch I liked, done with soft highlighters

We are streaming art! 🔞 With special guest, Cameroo! https://picarto.tv/xinjinmeng

Being irrelevant means not having random weirdos showing up in your comments expounding upon their very important views of something or other

#deltarune #fanfiction December "Dess" Ember . I would like to think the bat is Asriel's, and Dess is into street hockey. 🏒.. so a hockey stick is perfect for a COOOOOL REAPER

can't wait to watch the tall shits float into new york harbor

'manosphere'? back in my day we called it homoeroticism

when you live in a cold climate you spend a lot of time thinking about finally being able to go outside and get a sandwich

. o O ( I grew tits so monsters could bite them )

unfortunately you cannot use the golden dandelion on yourself

"sir, would you please leave your hype man outside"

draw what you're wearing right now, 5 mins max good morning, loser