"You know... if someone wants to offer their services for money, that's the American way... and if that service happens to be bangin' dudes until their jizz squirts out their own ears, who are you to judge"

[Emmett Brown (1985) holding an iPhone] of course the president would be a fucking loser, he has to post full time

Atop the temples of Ur #art #fantasyart

wip. another vulture demoness wrestler #art #sketch #wip #furryart #vulturedemoness #dynasoar5 #painting

Conan in Stygia #art #fantasyart

just an idea I wanted to get out of my head. Jax from #tadc with a #cyberpunk vibe.

The 1st most popular image of the marathon, Midna who stoled Zelda's fit. If this hits ♻️700+ reposts♻️ I will post the girldick version too, which is previewed in the reply I made to this post.

I'm at the 'is this story boring? who's going to want to read this' stage

vulture demoness wrestler wip

'am I actually full of shit about this?' is in fact how you get to the Nobel

'If men could get pregnant, you could get abortions at 7-Eleven' and I'M thinking "We have all this mutagen lying around, why don't we put that to the test!" 'mengnant'

Darth Arbuckle

writing 'not cancer' 15 times a day on a piece of paper

deadbert

pete hegseth looks like clipart of an official

whenever they have some summit of world leaders they always look like a bunch of toddlers wandering around

I'm no booster for cops, but I think it's fucked up that this one Uvalde cop is being tried personally for systemic police failures. Like we're just going to put it all on him and forget about it

Big Byzantiums #art #musclegirl #pinup

omgg I rediscovered my animal crossing oc who turned into his own...monstery guy. I head cannoned that I had this funky "haunted" island where this weirdo (Sylas) sat his house on a cliff and wrote poems and stories. He enjoyed visits from my friend Iko's imp oc, and placing weird art around.

a Jackette comm for @saikofamily.bsky.social

Correction: I meant to say *Folsom* Street Fair! which is a very different thing from the Castro fair, evidently. I was like 'why are all these photos so tame? did the leathermen go corporate?' But yeah. See Folsom. You owe it to yourself.

'Of course a metalhead is reading Terry Pratchett... *I'm* a metalhead and I'm reading Terry Pratchett. It's what we do, apparently.'

I should note that I'm at best a tourist in BDSM; I'm kind of on the periphery, but the rituals and the dialectic, if you will, don't do anything for me. But I certainly approve of the scene and I'm glad it's there, that there are safe spaces to explore mutual transgressiveness and get weird. <3

If I'm going to drop a line like that...

Sorcery #art #fantasyart

Wizardry #art #fantasyart

okay so call me old-fashioned, youtubers, but I'm not sure why you would want to risk compromising the fidelity of your microphone by jamming a bunch of strobing LEDs into it

🚨 Upcoming SoonTM™ Watch and Donate to charity Live on Gamesdonequick.com Speedrun: All CrossWorlds ✨(Super Sonic Speed, No Wisps)(PS5)(Est: 0:45:00)

Coven of the naga #art #fantasyart

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A supervillain often keeps a few body doubles around. Despite their enthusiasm, Jaida might be slightly... overqualified to stand in for the singular Sybil Throat. Except maybe as a billboard? 🎨: the irreplaceable @irisjaycomics.bsky.social

Watching the preview for Willy del Toro's _Frankenstein_ and I'm like "who built this fucking tower out here? why does it have giant scrollwork like some postmodern office bloc? seems super convenient for some mad science guy"

in the 21st century everyone hates everything

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my next venture capital scheme: use ai server farms to dry beef and crash the beef jerky market

Given that I both write and draw, this is an amusing cross-disciplinary burn. What we *really* think of each other!

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Hey.

i've decided from now on I'm phrasing my google queries in the form of Jerry Seinfeld jokes

Meowmmy Milkies..

✙ d o r i m e ✙ #art #musclegirl #nun

Speedrun VOD 🎊 Sly Cooper 2:Band of Thieves (Episode 2 — Any%) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DtP... GDQ is still 🔴LIVE 🎥 at the time of this writing Watch and donate to charity! There's still so much left to see! gamesdonequick.com (Currently Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound)

Cloistered #art #musclegirl #nun

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J. K. ULTRA is that anything

if you 'discover' me I hope it's while I'm on the can taking a shit

people using google have now internalized that there is an extra step to using it: 'is the ai lying to me?' thank god for the future

#GangOfFour #Pixel art by @yulsbolts.bsky.social

Sappho's recital #art #musclegirl