Oh ok, asked and answered, thanks google

Really insidious thing happens in the fast food fish world where they start advertising new fish sandwiches every year around lent as global fish populations fluctuate. It used to be tilapia or cod, I just drove past a sign for sonic's new "Alaskan Pollock" sandwich

Trail mix is good for you because they sometimes mix gross shit in with the m&ms and chocolate chips

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie is an insane beautiful miracle movie. Every five minutes they do something that leaves you asking how the hell they pulled this off

Jeopardy contestant who refuses to do any small talk during the interview segment. "What are we doing here? You don't need to know about my life. Come on, let's get back to the fucking game"

One of these days those Pitt nurses are going to be talking shit in Tagalog and the patient is going to reveal that they're also fluent and heard everything

I was concerned that putting a "this film didn't use generative AI" tag in my movie would feel performative, but I'm playing around with some really groundbreaking (for me) special effects, and the thought of anyone thinking it's AI is making me feel sick lol

I've been busting my ass being a star wars fan for five fucking years!

*deep south gas station worker voice* We don't take kindly to no guardians of ga'hoole round these parts. So you better fly yerself back to the forest kingdom of Tyto, you hear me son? Go on, git

I love how going through the archive just hits me with stuff like this

My YouTube algorithm is wilding the fuck out

Look at this insanely cursed lineup lol

Welcome to Hispanic century white boy 😈

I'm excited for the cliff booth movie. How am I not gonna be excited for a Fincher? I'm sorry!!! Fuck!

Disclosure Day really feels like, for better or worse, Spielberg returning to his early 2000s. War of the Worlds, Minority Report throwback. He's stepping out of his late period back into his middle period? Very strange, very interesting

Super Bowl LX

To me, the super bowl is a warm hug in a cold bath. It's a fresh wipe after a messy lunch. A big dollop of sour cream on the nachos of a sunday afternoon. That's what it is to me

i love popular film and tv franchises

Sometimes I forget that 16 is divisible by 4. Those guys feel like they shouldn't know each other!

If I was famous, I'd go on every talkshow wearing huge black sunglasses and pretending to be hung over, and start getting openly antagonistic with the host. Interrupting questions with "What?" *looks around* "What is he asking? Jesus Christ. Ok yeah"

My heart is genuinely shattered about the adobe animate thing. I've been with that program ever since my middle school computer teacher gave me a cracked copy. I took that program to a national competition in high school. That program started my career. I used it for everything

Adobe is a fucking joke. Of course they're killing the animation program I've used for almost 17 years just so they can fit more AI slop into the rest of their broken ass products

Jesus that michael jackson movie looks like the most evil movie ever made lol

I love when the pitt introduces a villainous evil doctor

Just got served a YouTube short that was five minutes long. What are we doing here? What are we DOING here??

Dude what do you mean elon annoyed epstein into letting him go to the island lmfao

And there you have it. The feral government’s violent assault on the people of Minnesota will continue.

I've been watching Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and it's a monumental achievement in bad tv. The entire premise revolves around an SNL sketch that's too controversial for tv called "Crazy Christians", and then you finally see the sketch and the punchline is "science, schmience!"

This shit rocks

I had nightmares about Ella McKay all night. Kept going in and out of meetings, "We're waiting for Ella McKay to show up." "You're going to have to ask Ella McKay where to file that paperwork. She'll be here any minute"

Funniest thing jeopardy does is they make celebrity jeopardy winners come back for the tournament of champions. It's a goddamn bloodbath. They take off the training wheels and throw them directly into the X-Games

Tired of running from who I am, and it's time that I face the facts. I'm an AC/DC at karaoke guy

There's the running joke in Winter Soldier that Cap is trying to catch up on culture he missed when he was frozen. At one point Black Widow makes a War Games reference, and he goes "yeah I get the reference." Why the heck did he start with War Games? Of all the movies??

For sale: baby shoes, bad vibes

For sale: baby shoes, didn't fit

Love how this season of the pitt is Dr. Robby being visited by all his ghosts of Grisly Motorcycle Accidents Yet To Come begging him to change his gnarly ways

It'd be extremely funny to tell someone from 2003 that the highest-grossing DC movie of all time is an Aquaman movie

I still think it's bizarre how much they fumbled Momoa's aquaman. First movie was a monster hit, second one was completely abandoned by the studio and got zero marketing because they had a reboot on the way, Momoa played ball because he had Lobo, and it STILL made half a billion

Sometimes an Oscar nomination is a curse. F1 would've lived forever as a "That's surprisingly pretty good!" movie, and now the tides are turning against it as a "Can you believe they thought that was great?" movie

IMHO I could never imagine this going to anyone but Marty Supreme, the movie that had me realizing "That was Penn Jillette???" a full week after watching it

You know the guy who directed those wolverine movies? james mangled?

You know what's cool? You can just refuse to engage with media you know you'll find annoying. Never watched Last of Us season 2. I didn't do the last Stranger Things. I see there's aNOTHER game of thrones spinoff. These things come and go and piss everyone off, and I'm so pleasantly not worried

Toriyama's influence will be felt for generations

Walt was so wrong. This is one of the most magnificent achievements Disney ever made. It’s gorgeous in every respect.

In america if you're sick you go into debt and die young, but in england you just have to traverse the zombie wasteland to find a pharmacist guru living in a monument of human skulls who gets stoned with the cannibal ogre who dwells in the woods, but they have NHS so it's free

Impulse bought tickets to go to the bone temple, and that's bafflingly not a euphemism for "I made a booty call"