Planning a double feature of Isle of Boosters and This Closure Day. Maybe I'll finally check out Of Session too, everyone says it's great

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

Okay, NOW you can get this as a sticker. Also a magnet! Also a shirt, but I wouldn't recommend that. Buy it here!

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

The story about Kubrick pestering Spielberg until he admits he didn't love Nicholson in The Shining, and then explaining to him why he's wrong to feel that way lmfao

Spielberg on The Rewatchables???

Fundamentally don't trust people who only post pictures of their pets after they've died

Idk if you guys all live in a zoo or something, but I haven't had a bad movie theater crowd in years. Saw backrooms opening night in a sold out theater and everyone behaved fine!

Nbd just a couple horror movies directed by teenagers casually making more money than the new star wars

Xbox doesn't even try to sell you games or consoles anymore, they just email you this picture

It does make me feel better when filmmakers I already thought were huge hacks come out in favor of AI. Like "oh there's definitely no legs to this thing if that's the guy they have promoting this shit" lol

Every time I see baby yoda in any context, I think about when someone asked Laura Dern if she's seen it and she said "I think I saw him at a basketball game

The new Backrooms popcorn bucket (an unlabeled cardboard box)

Not surprised the cartoonist who makes cartoons about funny Mexican stereotypes for white people to laugh at is apparently a huge sellout

Obsession is doing so well at the box office, they're gonna switch out Inde Navarrette with Big Budget Navarrette *louder so you can hear me* I SAID OBSESSION IS DOING SO WELL, THEY'RE THINKING ABOU-

Where the hell is Jordan Peele dude, I feel like an apex predator has disappeared from a habitat and the ecological systems are completely out of whack

There's a new let go batman game that's apparently really good. People love the let go batman game

“Frankie! When didja get out? … Gee, I bet you been sittin’ in da cage wonderin’ where me and da loot wuz!  … Oh, Frankie, Frankie … heh heh heh … Want some coffee, Frankie?”

Always funny when a star wars character has a normal guy name. This guy is Imperial Senator Pau'an Daho Sejan, and this guy here is Owen Lars

An embarrassing amount of my fragile sense of self hinges on whether the New Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is good

Some months ago people online got really mad at me for suggesting that it's kind of insidious that they're releasing a star wars movie without any actor's faces attached to it, like they're trying to take people out of the equation. Now I'm finding out most of the characters are basically unnamed?

Gro gu! Spit on that thang!

i’m a fake taco bell fan. i can’t even name five of their beefy layers

Rise of skywalker the funniest movie of all time. Finn spends the whole movie trying to make a confession of love, then the director said he wanted to tell her he has super powers. The hero and villain kiss at the end and then the company issued a statement that it was platonic

Kevin O'Leary says I can't afford to live in the big city anymore on account of my eight dollar deodorant. "Get that shit outta there idiot. Walk around stinky and you'll be a millionaire like me"

“Well, Mr. President, let’s see—carry the one, take away three, carry the two … that would be four score and seven years ago.”

Can we get some Ws in the chat for your old boy Danno the Manno (I found a brisket on sale for 20 dollars and a pork belly for 13 and I'm gonna smoke them)

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

I really respect Tracy Letts' commitment to going on The Big Picture seemingly twice a month and just talking about old movies

It was a G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra joke

It's really funny that commencement speakers keep giving speeches that go "AI is here for all your jobs. The workforce is dead and the lives you wanted are over forever. But you can embrace that!" And then they give a confused look when the audience boos them

It's so fucking awesome that it takes sixty dollars to fill my tank with gas. That's so awesome and normal, and I actually love it actually

On the mandalorian red carpet a big dog came by and picked up Baby Gogu and shook him around until he stopped squeaking. It was so fucking fucked up

I have a post-it note on my monitor reminding me to not be annoying about my movie, but trust me when I say I just want to scream about it all day long at anyone who will listen

Straight-up audacious that she thinks saying "I'd invite the possibility of considering proposing something next time" is enough to justify giving her another chance. Lady you had your chance and you said you'd put republicans in your cabinet, co-signed a genocide, and then lost the popular vote

The thing about the gilmore girls is, it physically hurts to look at 2001 Lauren Graham the same way it hurts to stare at the sun

Bro they're tearing your flesh asunder in the QRTs

Just finished editing a scene in my movie with completed VFX, and I feel superhuman. Movie magic is real baby, and I can feel it in my fingertips

Peter jackson finally announcing the Tintin sequel and in the same breath saying "to me AI is just another special effect." Why does everything have to be a fucking monkey's paw in 2026. Can't there ever just be one good thing

I'm going to rescue the hantavirus patients from the hospital and take them to disneyland. Everybody deserves one last adventure

Every time there's a new piece of Nolan's Odyssey news, one hundred of the dullest people on earth come out of the floorboards like termites and yell "But the ruuuules! You're not allowed to do that because of the rules!"

the mandalorian vs groglet

Frodo, don't wear the ring, I know it's very tempting

Just remembered the time I got blocked by Tay Zonday because I made fun of how stupid NFTs were

I'm not taking my peters off, I am peter o'toole

Free yourself from the shackle of "that's the right sock" vs "that's the left sock". It doesn't matter! Either will fit!

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?