me, jokingly: and obviously Dave Bautista should play Ganondorf in the Zelda movie me, after five seconds of thought: wait, fuck

the vibe shifted when everything changed from naming our software and services from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to lord of the rings

They're saying those astronauts came back and there was an extra astronaut with them. Nobody knows who he is. And I think that's pretty freakin' cool

It's so awesome that in my lifetime Robert Pattinson has gone from a teen heartthrob who it was cool for boys to performatively hate like Justin Bieber, to a beloved performer who makes insane acting decisions and shows up to set running around like a goblin

Whitaker giving much needed representation to 30-year-olds who think about Gilligan's Island a lot because we had unrestricted access to TV Land

Doctor Robby calling out medical misogyny right before killing himself and his offending coworkers in front of everybody. That's my #darkwoke king

It's so funny whenever an older film personality is completely shielded from current consensus. I just listened to a podcast where Mark Kermode talks about how much he hates Eyes Wide Shut and The Straight Story lol

Rewatching Barry because I miss my old friend NoHo Hank

Audiences are drowning in so many options now they'll basically take any reason to dismiss your work. Using AI is a rocketship straight to the dumpster.

Doug's First Movie Doug the Movie 2000 Doug 3: The Movie Doug 4Ever Doug Heroes Doug: Skeeter the Wishmaker Doug: Dougstiny Deoxys Doug: Porkchop and the Mystery of Mayonnaise

Incredible. Competitive pokemon players are so dull that the pokemon company made a video game specifically catering to them, and it's looking like potentially the most unappealing video game ever made

They greenlit a matrix reboot? I don't understand what the problem is, I saw all the old movies and they all looked pretty green-lit to me

You don't see a lot of white guys saying "bomboclaat" anymore these days

Had a dream that I was at an awards event and my wallet got stolen at gunpoint by an old man dressed like this. And I was frantically running around asking people if they've seen an irishman with a gun

Donkey Cum Country

Syncing audio at 1:30 in the morning and giggling like an idiot because the footage we have for the movie is SO good and SO silly

I always think it's really funny to film Sergio Leone-style and run audio as little as possible on set to save time, until it's time to sync audio and I realize I have a ton of sound design to do lololol

This med staff is having the worst shift of their lives, meanwhile Mel's sister is back at that care facility bouncing on it like a kangaroo

Nobody's ready for how bad things are about to get. In the coming months, they'll probably greenlight two or three more Mario movie sequels

Dr. Mohan was the hospital hacker and she gets arrested in the finale

Guy whose favorite storyline in Invincible is the Titan plot. Yesss king, fight that dragon guy for the fourth time. Go "I'm different from the other gangsters because I love my family" and then get in a fight with Invincible. Spend 40 minutes on this for some reason!

I kept doing this thing on set whenever we had a take I liked, where I'd say "It's what I wanted" in my best Cynthia Erivo voice

Well aren't you a sight for sauron!

Testing whether or not rhinos land on their feet.

That's a wrap on principal photography for GHOST PUNCHER. Thanks to the greatest crew in da whole wide woild. Can't wait for everyone to meet this guy

I think of myself as a sort of "Grogu" type figure in the lives of my loved ones

If you wanna learn the alphabet Here's what ya get Ya got A! B! C!

I think it's good that The Pitt introduced an Evil Dana, her jungian tulpa of dark shadow energy who breaks rules and calls people "snowflake". I find it true to life in that some nurses are Evil

Haven't watched the pitt tonight because I lived the pitt yesterday (spent six hours losing my mind in an Urgent Care)

Been posting tons of great BTS pics of my new movie over on the BHG Instagram, @ TheBHGProductions. Two days of filming down, and two to go! 👻👊

Baby Jane D'oh

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Just drove past an "RIP Chuck Norris" billboard lmfao

Sam Altman with a flashing red health bar, he's moving erratically around the stage

I love looking for basic help on the Adobe support forums and seeing answers from Adobe employees who have pretty clearly never touched an Adobe program in their life

I love to see the Blank Check guys try out code-switching. Seeing them go on Stavvy's podcast, bro-ing out about Zoe Kravitz and then answering listener questions about eating pussy

Matt Johnson when the audience laughs at the Hangover joke

Jesus Christ, they're suspecting foul play. They're questioning Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman,

Giving Dr. Robby an ICE agent to eat, the same way you'd give a dog a hamburger as a final meal before you have him put down

*Matt Berry voice* "I am ESSpeYOOO, the chaMAEleon. And this is my compatriot, CHARMeyBee"

Mr. Hollywood, Hollywood. Mr. Hollywood. Mr. Arnold, Mr. Rocky. Mr. Jennifer Lopez. That is also Jay. A Google autolog Facebook Yahoo Tōō 'terēəl company. Hollywood. Beautiful, beautiful

I frankly do not have enough bandwidth to worry about spider-man at the moment, but leave a message and I will circle back to this in a few weeks

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

The actor from all those 80s movies. What was his name? Gary Bussy

Somehow Duncan Idaho has returned

Rewatching The Pitt from the start and I love whenever they cut to the waiting room and it's just total havoc, Smiling Friends background characters running around going "Oolooloooloo!" two guys hitting each other in the head with big hammers

Benson Boone

Man what else can you say?

Javier Bardem my fucking DUDE!