Vegeta is this whole thing just a fucking joke to you dude

"Kill your darlings" was made up by artless money men who have never had a darling in their lives

Now's a good time to get free things from people who think they're going to heaven this week. Anyone know any rapture believers who collect blu-rays?

It's pretty funny that it's politically ethical to not give a shit about the muppets right now

Disney boycott means i don't have to pretend to be excited for some dog ass jared leto movie just because a band I like did the soundtrack

Guy who hasn't had 8 hours of sleep in months, but still mourns the caffinated panera bread lemonade (me)

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

Canceling my hulu/disney plus but first having to give my entire family a heads-up because they all use my account 🤪🤪🤪

don't say this lightly - entire entertainment industry should not show up to work tomorrow in protest

Sorry but I have zero patience for "it's going to get so bad, nobody knows how baaaad it's going to get" sad sack bullshit. Either get off your ass and organize or get out of the way

Kimmel's comments were milquetoast and not at all objectionable. If you want to tell Nextar media group what you think about their dumb stunt, look, here's there phone number!

I've never felt more sure that they just picked a random queer kid to pin this whole thing on and then used ChatGPT to write a confession for him

Ned Fulmer of the Try Guys taught me that it was ok to cheat on your wife

Why do all these celebrities feel the need to make statements about Charlie Kirk? If you're giving a statement about Kirk that doesn't sound exactly like Spike Lee saying "Not my cuppa tea!" I don't wanna hear it lol

Unfortunately one of the funniest things to ever happen was Redford having a beautiful heartfelt send-off to his artistic career in The Old Man and the Gun, only for his final film appearance to be Avengers Endgame a few months later

Movie guys shouldn't talk about TV and TV guys shouldn't talk about movies. I'll happily sign onto an accord that bars me from talking about TV for the rest of my life if it means I never have to see other movie guys' TV opinions again

aunty donna

This season of peacemaker is 10000% better than the last one because it actually feels like they wrote and produced a tv show instead of "I had a couple free weekends with John Cena to improvise a whole season"

Ol girl took a break in the park

BRO why is this episode about Hank's father giving away the beloved family car mostly about ZZ Top harassing Hank as part of a reality TV show run by Will Arnett

This post that a friend of my partner's shared on FB potentially explains the Kristin Chenoweth thing, and is frightening.

I wonder if my film group will be mad at me if I put the line "I was P'd the F off" into this next script

gotta be a pretty huge gap between King of the Hill and whatever show has the second most instances of characters saying the word urethra

I love how this is a dummy

Keep saying "Tyler Robinson" out loud in a What We Do in the Shadows vampire voice. "Egh, whhat iss ittt Tyler Robinson"

Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

"Cop dad teams up with his protestant youth pastor to have his groyper son put to death by the state for shooting a white supremacist at a school" is the single most American thing to ever happen

Ah, well. Nevertheless

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Local filmmaking nemesis has "broken his political silence" this morning in tribute to charlie kirk

Love looking up lamb recipes because they're all like "here's how to make your lamb taste more like beef, a cheaper and more common food"

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

Well if we know anything, it's that the politics of the guy who did this are probably coherent and not at all confusing and bizarre

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

The single most endearing thing about kamala harris was that she visibly hated joe biden, and the only world in which she won the election would've been the world where she got to campaign on how much she disdains him

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Kicked out of every one of my friends' houses for writing them suggestive poems to put into their birthday books. "That's not a thing," they say, "stop giving me weird poems"

We never know how good we have it. Ten years ago David Fincher made Gone Girl and was condescendingly denigrated for making "airport trash," but if anyone made a movie that good in 2025, they'd be nominated for best picture and elected king

I watched half of Captain Marvel last night, and it's just fascinating to me that even the sloppiest of these movies used to have a baseline competence to them that they just completely do not have anymore. They lost the recipes

I'd be curious to know the actual percentage of American drivers who don't know cars have turn signals. It's gotta be shockingly high

It's really funny that all the trades published "Michael Caine announces retirement!" a couple years ago, then Caine himself said "I'm not retired!" and then he takes a job and all the trades publish "Michael Caine comes out of retirement!"

TV in the other room keeps turning on at 2 am and scaring the crap out of me, and it would be awesome if the internet offered an explanation other than "poltergeists" and "the military sometimes tests radar weapons on civilians"

The Halloween industrial complex wants to gaslight us into thinking Corpse Bride is a universally beloved masterpiece. We can do better, people

Beau pribula my good doctor, I'd be more than handy to mend you my lawn molar tomorrow

Going to go see a performance by Regular Al Yankovic tonight, but if there's a single sign of any funny business I'm getting the HELL out of there

Chris Evans was channeling Dennis Reynolds all throughout Honey Don't, but didn't get to share any scenes with Charlie Day